Nuzzle House

Another episode where I read fairy tales like a crabby uncle. This one, about a boy who wants to feel fear so he lights fires and kills his way toward understanding… Because he’s a psychopath. That’s his real problem. It’s the story of a boy with a serious untreated condition. Angela Lansbury plays a big role in this story for me. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-blue-fa...

One story ends pretty abruptly, but that’s how it goes when the protagonist is murdered. The other involves marrying your grandma. I don’t even care what the rest of the story was about beyond that. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-blue-fairy-book-annotated-9781099638268/9781099638268 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

We broke up book-3-of-the-4th-book-of-the-twilight-saga into two parts just to make everything more confusing. Bella’s conversion is complete and we get to learn all about how cool being a vampire is. Then, a baffling discussion about how the Volturi are on their way. And the baby is really creepy. We learn: Ben’s Manager STILL has Covid, and he’s STILL glad Glen spent Saturday night in a bar wher...

What do you do if you’re poor as hell, but have a beautiful daughter? Sell her off to a white bear for money. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-blue-fairy-book-annotated-9781099638268/9781099638268 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

You know what takes a fairy tale from average to ‘top-shelf’? A yellow dwarf sitting in a tree eating oranges. Everyone dies in the end. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-blue-fairy-book-annotated-9781099638268/9781099638268 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

‘The Bronze Ring’ is the story of hubris. ‘Prince Hyacinth…’ is about how you should hope you’re never born ugly. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-blue-fairy-book-annotated-9781099638268/9781099638268 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

When a student’s idea of a ‘fun vacation’ is to just to be alone in an empty house so he can study- it’s about a fun as you’d expect. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

The story of two men who’s love is cut short by a spectral warning. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Terror comes in all guises. Even in the form of a clerical error. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

If you give your wife a disturbing pet-name like, “my pussy” you know the story isn’t going to turn out good. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

We read “book 2” in the 4th book (ugh) of Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight saga that focuses on the story from the point of view of Jacob. And Edward tries out being a cuckold. We learn: Ben’s Manager has Covid, and he’s glad Glen can’t stop thinking of hepatitis Gretchen’s segment is Halloween themed Ben had a video date, that actually went well! Glen is prepared to teach Ben ‘the secret’ when he’s fin...

You’d think that when you survive the murder attempt you dreamed about earlier you’d be done, but nope. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Another good story that takes forever to get to the point… How would I have known that ‘October barrage’ would be the hardest thing ever. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

The mystery of a murder that is kinda solved by entering the exciting world of paperwork. A witch is involved, though, only barely. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684?aid=12554&listref=leaves-of-glen Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Finally, an actual scary ghost story. No weird crap tacked on at the end. Just two people walking into a haunted house, seeing some scary stuff, then leaving. Perfect. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

This author really hates overweight men. That is pretty clear. And he thinks bible-reading-wives are boring as hell. Put it all together and you have the making of a good paranormal murder story. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

A story of revenge by some kind of... Ghost? Or something? I read the whole thing and couldn't make any sense of it. Maybe you can Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

A story of a woman who's being harassed by a man even though she's already got a boyfriend, so the man kills the boyfriend. Then the boyfriend-ghost kills the guy. Pretty standard stuff. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-looking-glass/9780940322684

He didn't die. I don't know how else to make that clear. I'm sick of people trying to be all cute with, "Are you sure? Maybe the Headless Horsemen claimed another victim..." and smile all smugly to themselves. Irving made it perfectly clear that he was alive and well in another city. End of story. I'm not dealing with this anymore. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-legend-of-...

We read the 4th and 'final' book in the Twilight saga. And it's off to an amazing start- where the first 3rd of the book is all about Bella's wedding and honeymoon. That's pretty much it. We learn: Ben’s employer hosted a fundraising event for Donald Trump... For a president who knowingly put all his supporters at risk. Glen got laid off Gretchen gets new music for her segment Glen got laid off Go...

A lanky, skinny-man decides to move in on the only woman in town who is delicious as food, and he loves how all the animals on her dad's farm is just living food. This episode is about a hungry teacher who just wants to eat what he lusts after. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-legend-of-sleepy-hollow-9780812504750/9780812504750 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

Well, I wrapped this turd up. Basically it was a hypnotist. That's it. But at least I got to hang out with a friend in the middle of the episode and have a burger. That was nice. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-and-the-haunters-9781511915489/9781511915489 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

The full title of this is 'The Haunted and the Haunters: Or The House and the Brain' if that doesn't give you a hint at how convoluted this story is going to be. It's so long that I had to break it up into two episodes. Ugh. My spooky October stories is off to a horrible start. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-and-the-haunters-9781511915489/9781511915489 Visit https:...

If this story doesn't teach you not to bury your sister when she exists between the dimensions of living and dead, then nothing will. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-and-the-haunters-9781511915489/9781511915489 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.

I... I think he dies at the end? I have no idea what happened at the end besides a long speech about how "life is a dream" or something. Go on, read it yourself: https://bookshop.org/books/the-haunted-and-the-haunters-9781511915489/9781511915489 Visit https://nuzzlehouse.com for show info.