NUMBER 9 WITH TOMMY

On today’s episode, the your Fatsquashes discuss the legality of killing a mythical beast, a round of “Would You Rathers”, football - week 8, and much more. While you’re waiting for the results of the election.... and waiting.... and waiting.... allow them to fill your time. Allow them to thrust inside your ears. Allow them to fill you up.... with brainless banter. Thanks for listening and remembe...

On today’s episode, instead of Patrick phoning it in like he always does, Tommy phones it in FROM TEXAS! As you can expect, this 26th “special election” episode is BIGGER than ever! Bigger mail time! Bigger recording challenges! And a bigger question for all the number9ers out there!!

On today’s episode, you’ll want to grab your nearest and dearest friend as the pair of abnormal hosts bring a fright night filled with bone chilling stories, “Would You Rathers”, and football news. They’re sure to make your skin crawl on a normal day.... keep the lights on for this one. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, Tammy and Patty Cakes have a..... life altering(?) “Would You Rather” as well as debating bring up children of the Strawberry Generation. Pat gets guacamole and Tommy talks entitlement in children in a gear grinding revisit to a segment we haven’t heard in awhile. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, the Torrington Twosome tear through some mail and jump into football, reviewing week 6 and previewing week 7. Some “Would You Rathers” are quickly shuffled through and Tommy reviews a critically acclaimed movie. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, the big breasted besties dive into reviews of “13th” and “Overboard” (1987) and go short form on some Would You Rather questions. Tommy talks about being proud of not being proud of himself and both big boned boys discuss getting the worst news of their lives. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, your beefy besties bring back up as their significant others join them in discussing goals, turn offs, and embarrassing moments. Mail time is packed with feedback from Griff Dog. And for the first time ever.... a number9er comes on the show to share a heartfelt story of bravery and perseverance about an experience she had when she was just 11 years old. This one is sure to have...

On today’s episode, mail time gets a heaping helping of gross pictures, fan feedback, and new number9ers. The boys run over week 3 football and Patrick says the L word. A few trips to popular tourist spots and promises of upcoming surprises are preceded by a heartfelt thank you style introduction to all the number9ers as we’ve passed 1000 downloads!! Thanks for listening and remember to send your...

On today’s episode, the big belugas bring you a couple movie reviews for Brokeback Mountain and The Accountant. After a couple rounds of “Would You Rather” the conversation heats up as Tommy and Patrick find themselves in a disagreement over workplace politics. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On this episode of the podcast, the number 9ers are finally given a name! The guys discuss football, week 2. Tom goes postal about loyal listener Dip Dizzy Whizzle’s latest email. Pat shit’s his pants... repeatedly and literally. And a new segment is added to the show so the boys have an open forum to discuss the things in life that get under their skin. Thanks for listening and remember to send y...

On today’s episode, the oversized homer like podcast twin towers bring in friend of the show, Griff!!!! The three discuss a few “would you rather” topics, review John Wick Chapter 2 and Taken, and wrestle over football week 1. Tommy takes us for a stroll down memory lane while Griff struggles to remember the story which has him as the main character. Having Griff on is sure to make this episode a...

On today’s episode, your food filled fatties have more company than you can shake a stick at. A special intro from friend of the show Paul Walker, an email from a beloved fan, rounds of would you rather, a mad lib, a super surprise guest, and so much more!!! This show is packed tighter than Tommy’s lunchbox. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on tw...

On today’s episode, your tardy and well fed twins go head to head with a loss in the family. Patrick pleads with two new friends of the show to do him a solid. John Wick and Risky Business get put under the microscope. Karens becomes a new staple to the show. The guys take heat from some feedback in reference to their inability to tone down the volume.... not literally though. Thanks for listening...

On today’s episode, your tubby twosome doubles in size to welcome multiple special guests on a very special outdoor podcast! The four discuss Denzel (not related to Tom) Washington and review The Godfather and Days of Thunder. While reviewing the mail inbox, Pauly Walker’s feedback happens to be on the show.... at the same time as him! Sit back and enjoy a day in the park.  Thanks for listening an...

On today’s episode, your beloved pair of plump porkers stroll down memory lane to a whole new world with an Arabian princess. Fatty Patty is ready to review “Ready Player 1” and Tommy wakes up and finally reviews “Sleepers”. Mail time leaves Tommy more frustrated than a one handed man trying to count to ten on his fingers. Enjoy the show!! Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to...

On today’s episode, the soon to be diabetic duo of podcast pandemonium present some fan feedback. Tommy reviews Snatch (the movie not Patrick’s favorite snack food). The boys also go short form on a very unique surprise in the world of internet dating. Tommy continues his search for the elusive “shirt recipient”. This isn’t one you’ll want to miss. Thanks for listening and remember to send your fe...

On this episode, your favorite pot bellied podcasters review their most recent movie assignments and neither one is pleased. Tommy tells a story about some goggles and Patrick has a VERY odd request in the bedroom. They also head to the morgue and subsequently, the graveyard to discuss.... the living?

On today’s episode, Barney and Fred’s stunt doubles double down on movie reviews with the ever gorgeous culinary specialist.... Mrs. Tommy!!! After that, things get heated when a recent news story causes the fat boys some disagreement. Buckle up for a new song from one of Patty’s favorite artists and enjoy Episode 8. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com...

On today’s episode, join the kings of the cardiovascular world as they take the time to review some feedback and go long form on some of the greatest comedy films to come out of Hollywood. Lastly, *spoiler alert* they review Tommy’s hero’s debut into the squared circle as Pat McAfee goes head to head and kick for kick against the Undisputed Era’s Adam Cole.... Bay Baaaaaaaay! Thanks for listening...

On today’s episode, your terribly out of shape two-some get some exercise by running their mouths and jumping to conclusions. The conversation is phoned in as usual as they discuss mail in voting ballots, a police involved shooting, the Costner classic “Field of Dreams”, and much much more. Brace yourselves for a new fan feedback segment and a truly gag worthy story or two. Thanks for listening an...

On today's episode, your hefty hosts provide some feedback from the fans. Tommy talks about the day he took a shot and asked his wife to tie the knot. They review some old classic movies including Patrick laying out a challenge for Tommy to start catching up on the film industry. A ban on imported assault rifles is debated and Patrick introduces us to his earliest best friend and well..... she's s...

On today’s episode, your plump pair becomes a trio as they invite a special third fatty onto the show. Conversation bounces from the upcoming (or not) college football season, to some stories of times they’d had a few too many and takes a garbage turn when we find out what happened to a beloved friend. Additionally, this episode was recorded on camera so soon, on the website ( number9podcast.com )...

 On today’s episode, your beloved lumps of lard face a gauntlet of questions that prove, there’s two types of people out there. El Presidente comes up with an extended Chi-na virus relief package. Tom learns the origin of one of his favorite snacks and we discuss a crappy day at the beach. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, your favorite fatties discuss Tommy’s love for the female sprinkler head, some of Patrick’s online dating failures, both past and present and Tebow being thrown back into the headlines seemingly out of left field. They then dive deep into defunding the police and what it could look like