NUMBER 9 WITH TOMMY

On today’s episode, there’s a callback to Mr. Depp’s multi year battle that we’re happy to have Heard, Shmooshmortcions are debated, vaccines are given, cancer is fought, a bbq goes well with #number9ers aplenty, and we finally find the truth about who killed Kennedy. One of those things was less true than the others.... spoiler alert.... we do not know who killed JFK. Thanks for listening and rem...

On today’s episode, two guys of the plus size discuss professional wrestling. Imagine how often that could be used for so many podcasts. Anyway, they also briefly touch on Taps, Memorial Day, and the VP’s invitation to enjoy a long weekend. This one was recorded out of order and chopped to its final stage.... I’m sure that went smoothly..... Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback...

On today’s episode, the power goes out after about an hour and a half of unsaved conversation. So what will be delivered to yo Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod 

On today’s episode, you’ll find two large lardy laddies looking to talk about their weeks and the week outside of their lives. Erica is on the live chat exposing how disgusting Tommy truly is..... and it’s a whale of a tale. Enjoy responsibly. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s show, T.h.o.m. has his name turned into an acronym and tases Pat with Dip Dizzy Whizzle’s latest torture device. Biden goes head to head with Kim Jong Un in an electric battle of headlines and hairlines. Three Finger News is gonna love this show! Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, two guys with the combined initials of toilet paper raise the conversation of dropping the masks. Not doing a simultaneous webcast gives them the opportunity to clean up the show and cut what they don’t like. The problem is, they didn’t exactly seize the carpe. Enjoy!! Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, structure and format are cast aside like Tommy’s exes children. There’s a fuel shortage, increased focus on getting CA students back to in person learning and Tommy drops accidental hate speech. What more would you expect from to fat ass dudes in a basement that didn’t have an outline because the same guest bailed on them...... AGAIN! Thanks for listening and remember to send y...

On today’s episode, the round table rebels revel in Tom’s parenting success. Patrick dumps Emily for a new girl named Miss Elizabeth. And once again, moody disappoints a man....that’s kind of her thing.  Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, Tommy returns from Disney and says he was intimate with a stormtrooper. Ok, not exactly but, he’s back, and the boys go long form on the difference between protecting property and protecting the lives and well being of your family. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

While we’re away enjoying a well deserved vacation, you can enjoy buffoonery, slap-dashery, and nonsensical banter in the form of highlights from episodes 2-12. When we return from Disney, we’ll have a shocking new torture device from Dip Dizzy Whizzle, everyone’s favorite nurse, and all the shenanigans the #number9ers can handle. Be well, love your neighbor, and enjoy this stroll down memory lane...

While we’re away enjoying a well deserved vacation, you can enjoy buffoonery, slap-dashery, and nonsensical banter in the form of highlights from episodes 2-12. When we return from Disney, we’ll have a shocking new torture device from Dip Dizzy Whizzle, everyone’s favorite nurse, and all the shenanigans the #number9ers can handle. Be well, love your neighbor, and enjoy this stroll down memory lane...

On today’s episode, three guys attack trees, politicians, and cancel culture. Additionally, Fat Russell Crowe gets a glowing movie review and Mason gets muted more times than cell phones at funerals. A new “Would You Rather?” sparks interesting strategy and Tom goes H.A.M. on America’s recent trend of changing school names. Kick back, relax, and close your eyes…. these three all have faces for rad...

On today’s episode, the boys DON’T discuss headline news or anything else relevant to the ongoing of America as they see it. This is a good ol’ fashioned trip down memory lane and they’re confident, you’re gonna love the nostalgia.  Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, you get a heaping dose of segregation at graduation, masturbation in front of children getting an education, and indoctrination in the spirit of protecting the youth of the nation. The vocabulary game leaves Thom with yet ANOTHER loss as black cats cause a real bumfuzzle. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, the oversized balloon animals bounce around from topic to topic starting with the recent shootings and jumping to children being tried as adults. Tommy snaps when he loses the vocabulary game and Phobic Squirrel phones in to do battle with Patrick over the color of the law. Love your neighbor and show them the podcast. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to...

On today’s episode, it’s two men and a baby as Tommy and Patrick invite COLIN friggin WASHINGTON onto the show and discuss all kinds of relevant modern societal topics. Colin hits a home run in the vocabulary game and learns quite a bit about the dangers of losing his freedom. Enjoy and if you’d like us to lead your precious little ones in conversations about ISIS and Al Qaeda, feel free to drop u...

On today’s episode, special invited guest Doobie McDoobiesnack joins the team and the three have a blast over mailtime. Doobz takes the grueling 9 number 9 interview questions and drops a shocking set of responses. Fudgie Krinkles…. move over, you’ve got a brand new partner. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod

On today’s episode, Tommy’s milfy sister calls in and the guys end up with a surprise guest. A school institutes a new curriculum and Cuomo is under fire for a different reason than you’d expect. Phobias and philias make their way into the vocabulary game and the show ends with a beautiful translation. Good day folks. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.co...

On today’s episode, Tubby Tommy and Fatty Patty create a new account on a popular website to allow their creative juices to flow. Julian Edelman catches the spotlight for just loving his neighbor and the voice of Speedy Gonzalez defends himself in the wake of a brewing storm. The vocabulary game holds the show together like any good bonding agent and we learn that while Patrick is straight…. Tommy...

On today’s episode, the boys deep dive into the salty ocean the media has created while opening new doors to some clowns. A new quote game, the release of “Coming to America 2” and taxes all get collected in their thoughts as well. Enjoy and remember….. it’s a big, awful, scary world out there so be sure to close your eyes, minds, and curtains. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedba...

On today’s episode, fire spews from the heart of Tommy’s hype man in the intro and the show gets knocked off the rails in its first minutes. Never the pair to even make an attempt at a recovery, the show lands haymaker punches like Ivan Drago as Cancel Culture gets beat up worse than a sorority sisters self esteem during pledge week. Order a pizza from Don Lindsey’s pizza restaurant and enjoy! Tha...

On today’s episode, things get started late and fall off from there. Both Thommy and Patty prove their brilliance is drastically unavailable for use as they have none. They tick and tock through doo doo magic and the title of BOYscout. After NASCAR science and snowball science, they close out the show with another round of the vocabulary game. Enjoy and tell a friend. Subscribe and tag us. Downloa...

On today’s episode, Pat and Tommy tell Mason to F off more frequently than ever before! Trans rights, Blackballed students, breastfeeding moms, and rowers all enter the conversation and the vocabulary game takes steroids with an added twist. Tommy reviews Idiocracy and SPOILER, he hated it. Thanks for listening and enjoy!!! Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podc...

On today’s episode, the boys get great mail in the form of hate mail. They discuss NASCAR, a Karen who’s not clear on how many donuts are in a dozen, review “The Mandalorian”, and dump on a guy who’s best known as a serial pooper. Add in the 2nd addition of the vocabulary game and you’ve got yourself an educational program. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podc...

On today’s episode, mailtime is chock-full O responses to the wood you rather question. Math is proven to support white supremacy… Or not. The nation chooses not to embrace the life and death of a political figure. Thanks for listening and remember to send your feedback to www.number9podcast.com or on twitter @Number9pod