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It's a little late but here is our ~*SPOOKY Halloween episode. Recorded on Halloween, we listen to some ~*spooky spankers as well as talk about Olive Garden and Drake. A lot of Drake. We also pay tribute to comedy legend, John Witherspoon. RIP, King. Click here to access this week's playlist! Click here to follow us on Instagram!

Central Listening Station introduces Experiments in Central Listening, a series of solo episodes produced by members of our beloved network, the inaugural episode of which is produced by Number 1 on iTunes co-host, Cole . Please, enjoy Cole's Morning Show.   Follow Cole on Instagram Follow Central Listening Station on Instagram Follow Number 1 on iTunes on Instagram Follow Real Funky Spankers on I...

This week, we have our good friend Dan of the band Worn ! We chat about Joker (again), Orville Peck, every band on Run For Cover, spooky flicks, hentai, Dan's history in Worn, upcoming Worn shows, upcoming Raw Breed shows, Dan's time with Cole on tour and a bunch of other wild shit. Listen in! Catch Worn on tour and then keep an eye out on their upcoming cassette on Pop Wig records! Click here to...

Episode 35! This week we threw together an ep last minute and listen to a very choice selection!! We listen to some real spankers as well as talk about our Domino's Pizza orders, TikTok, Nick sadly not being a Vine millionaire, shows we're missing, our upcoming individual podcasts and much more! Click here for this week's playlist! Here are the tracks that aren't on Spotify: https://youtu.be/fCyVC...

Happy Edge Day! We reconvened today, October the 17th, to bring you a special Edge Day episode. Today we listen to selections from Straight Edge groups we enjoy and talk about Straight Edge and its roles in our lives. Kinda serious, kinda not. Listen in! Here is a link to this week's playlist! Here are links to the songs not on Spotify: https://youtu.be/M_cfJ27hl8U https://youtu.be/BAABsuDEeSQ htt...

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! This week we discuss our pasta boycott, celebrating Indigenous folks, Jeremy Renner, Breaking Bad/El Camino, Cole as a Right Wing psyop, Edge Day, spooky movies, The Sopranos, Twin Peaks and other things! 

33, the Master Number! This week, our old friend, Billy Belmont , stops by, taking our Indigenous King count to two! We also discuss Native beard growth, theater hacks, over-eating, Native country music lore, the duality of man, Twin Peaks and many other things!! Click here for this week's playlist! Here are links to the other tracks: Pilot Round the Sun, "Diction" Richard Jon Smith, "Love Is What...

We survived Joker. We speak in funny voices a few times, fall fashion, unruly students, living in a post-Soundcloud rap world, video games, No Nut November, Kylie and Travvie :(, XXX and Hatebreed, Halloween costumes, Doja Cat, the insanely good new Blood Incantation album that none of us have heard and other things. Listen in! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Twitter!

This week, on top of listening to some real gd spankers, we talk about our recent string of going's-off, boutique beverages, Genghis Grill, the Farrelly brothers, SpongeBob SquarePants lore and Austin Powers as the center of the universe. Click here to listen to the songs from this ep! https://youtu.be/T6eVLgt6SX4 https://youtu.be/cKSHGsiiBd4   ALSO, click here to follow us on Instagram!

Hotter than wasabi. This week, we bring to you a special ~*twisted episode of Number 1 on iTunes. We explore Matt's scene trauma, Cole's Aurora trauma, Ebaum's World, karaoke, Dem nominees, Stargate, Girls, gaslighting, A Day to Remember and skate shoes. And the Joker. Dig in! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Twitter!

This week we are joined by our old friend, Rachel , who stops by during her visit to Albuquerque. We listen to some tunes, as always, as well as discuss Yelp reviews, tattooing, triggering movies, Sandra Bullock ... among other things. Listen in and let the sounds of Rachel's Juul take you. Click here for this episode's playlist! https://youtu.be/RL_cbLFcciQ https://youtu.be/pE2D3LWADFg   Click he...

BREAKING: It's episode 30. We talk about ... stuff ... like gassing up our friends, Soylent, Matt not having taste buds, 6ix9ine's trial, a possible Tekashi/Epstein link, the cesspool that is hardcore twitter, death metal, Justin Trudeau, land acknowledgements ... and well ... dude stuff. Click here to follow us on Instagram!

Our good friend,  Higinio , surprised us this weekend and hopped aboard the Doinky Express! As always, we enjoy some solid songs as well as talk about Hoonigans, Katt Williams, jangly carabiners, Mediaskare bands, tragic nacho stories and ... well, you'll have to listen, honestly. Click here for this week's playlist! Also, here are links to the other songs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBu140rv...

Well, we recorded an episode on 09/11 and talk about it very briefly. We also discuss an upcoming Trump rally, Antifa, Daniel Johnston (RIP), Netflix, dudes who like Lamb of God, The Goddess Bunny, fart noises, McLovin', Dave Chappelle, boxer briefs and Matt's sex process. Listen in!! Follow us on Instagram! Follow Central Listening Station on Twitter! Follow Central Listening Station on Instagram...

Episode 29! This week, like we always do, we enjoy some dang spankers! We also recap our short trip to Tucson for one day of Hoco Fest, UFC 242, Iron Maiden, Real Funky Meet-ups, Fred Durst and more. #HealFunkySpank Click here to listen to the songs from this episode! Click here to follow us on Instagram!

Episode 28! This week, we're joined by Cole's roommate, alleged internet terrorist, Jojo. This week we discuss domestic terrorism, the music we saw, Lana Del Rey's new album, ScarJo, Lizzo, the pluralization of "chile" and Cole's attraction to Lena Dunham. Listen in! Click here to follow us on Instagram!

The Doinky Boys strike again! We listen to some great tunes, discuss our future merch and classics we never listened to. This episode also features a special appearance by Lil Doinky Jenn! Listen in!   Click here for this episode's playlist! Click here to follow us on Instagram!

Hey folks, we're back with a new episode! This week, we are joined by our old friend, hardcore renaissance man, James (IG: notshit ) to talk with us about movies, theater-going hacks, the current hardcore scene, musical motivation, James's current projects and future endeavors. We talk about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sporadically for the first 30 minutes so ... just listen, if you haven't seen...

Episode 27!! This is a pretty special episode; a sprawling epic! We listen to some really great tunes and go in deep on the Aretha Franklin film, "Amazing Grace". Watch the movie, listen to this pod and feel it! Click here to follow us on Instagram! Click here to listen to this week's playlist!

We're all back in the same state, and it feels great! We discuss our recent travels and listen to some great tunes!! Break open a Waterloo, kick up your heels and dive in!! You can listen to the songs from this episode by clicking here for the playlist! Also, follow us on Instagram! @realfunkyspankers

After a week off, we're all back in our respective states to discuss Hardcore Hell in NYC, NYC eats, Impossible Burgers vs. Beyond Burgers, the Epstein debacle, some movie Tyrone hasn't seen that takes up 10 minutes of the pod and a potential visit to Eaves Movie Ranch.   Shout out to the homie, Frank , for housing some real  #MediaGuys.   Click here to access Cole's sexy playlist .

This week we took a break from an epic hang sesh to record Episode 25! We come at you with nine funky spankers that you should check out! You can listen to the songs from this week's episode by clicking here for the playlist ! Also, follow us on Instagram !!

This week we beef with Mad Magazine, Cole's excursion to This is Hardcore, hardcore fest fashion decisions, Cole's sexy time playlist, debating, Riverdale and Cole is a Juggalo. Also, we now have an Instagram. GO FOLLOW US .

ANNNND we're back! On this post-Duran's episode, we have our friend and favorite barista, Jordan , on this week to share with us some gd b a n g e r s and she certainly does! Tune in and vibe with us! We now have an Instagram page so go and follow us ! And why not follow us ! Feel free to listen to the songs we listened to on this episode by visiting this playlist !

It's our 24th episode, 24 means "Straight Edge". This episode we talk about Hate Edge, scary hardcore bands, Michael Keaton's wonderful roles, Cole's racist Spanish teacher, dense bones, Next, MySpace-message-to-AIM and going to church/brunch.