Wes Carroll

NQLN the Podcast

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NQLN is the podcast reboot of a TV show from 1994-1998 with a group of friends talking and debating pop culture with new episodes every Monday night. Support NQLN: https://www.patreon.com/Wescarroll

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Wes Carroll

Episodes

Is Your Butt Clean? 03.08.2021 1:06:11

This week Wes, EJ, Matt, Jeff, Jessie and Amanda debate the best movie franchise with a sequel that's better than the original

Today of All Days (Celebrating Six Months and 1 week) 27.07.2021 1:12:53

This week Wes, Matt, Jessie and Jeff all sit down together to celebrate last week's 6th month anniversary of the NQLN podcast. Plus they talk Olympics and then debate best movie flatulence.

I Don't Wanna Be Fightin' Some Muscle Beast that Can Run a Freakin' Sprint 20.07.2021 1:01:38

This week Wes, Matt, Jeff, Jessie and Amanda debate the most badass woman in film of all time, plus more feet talk, and why Jeff is afraid of Olympian sex.

The Grossest Episode Ever 13.07.2021 1:02:10

Wes, Matt, Jeff, Jessie and Amanda debate Best Fast Food Fries because EJ picked this week's topic and then wasn't on the show. Plus colonoscopies, barium enemas, puking at Wal-Mart, horrible bathroom smells and Wes' feet.

Them Wiener Fumes Will Get Ya 06.07.2021 1:10:45

This week Wes, EJ, Matt, Jeff, Jessie and Amanda debate the best Disney Princess of all time, plus talk about Olivia Dunn, Joey Chestnut and women's sports

Happy Birthday, Paulie 29.06.2021 59:31

This week, Wes, Matt, Jessie, Jeff and Amanda debate the ultimate 80's movie, plus talk about the Tour de France crash, Britney's money woes, and inside jokes and expressions with family.

Somebody's Gotta Hold the Hose 22.06.2021 57:01

This week, Wes, EJ, Matt, Jeff and Amanda debate the all-time greatest movie set in the summer. Plus they talk a lot about the guy who has to pixelate the nudity out of Naked and Afraid

Look at Him, He Knows 15.06.2021 1:07:11

This week, Wes, Matt, Jessie, Jeff and Amanda debate the greatest chip of all time.

Sweatpants, Chunky Mayo, and OnlyFans 08.06.2021 53:53

This week, Wes, EJ, Matt, Jessie, Jeff and Amanda debate the greatest aliens on TV and in movies and somehow almost miss the greatest one of all. Plus: chunky mayo, mustard on watermelon, and a story about Kid Rock's shin

Some Kind of Union Meeting 01.06.2021 43:18

Wes and Matt talk about the first ever NQLN debate on the first TV episode, plus two of their favorite childhood bad movies

Pole Vaulting and a Duke Toilet 25.05.2021 1:03:29

This week, Wes, EJ, Matt, Jeff and Amanda debate the greatest professional wrestler of all time. They also discuss a special new toilet that takes pictures of your poop and sends them to your doctor. They also discuss the attire of pole vaulters and long jumpers plus a school in Florida edited photos of girls in the yearbook to make them less "offensive".

Sweat Cups and Butt Funnels 18.05.2021 1:04:42

This week, Wes, EJ, Jessie, Jeff and Amanda debate the greatest TV maids and butlers... plus, funnels, sweat pants and smuggling grapes.

Maid to Order (Yabba Dabba Doo) 11.05.2021 1:02:59

This week Wes, Matt, Jessie, Jeff, Amanda and Jessie's maid Kelly debate the greatest animated TV series of all time. They also discuss the first movie they all saw in a movie theater. Plus, how much money do you spend on your pet each month?

Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru... Cuchi Cuchi 04.05.2021 45:45

Wes, EJ, Matt, Jessie, Jeff and Amanda all celebrate Star Wars Day and Cinco de Mayo with a Master Debate-loaded episode including best Mexican dish as well as most overrated and underrated Star Wars characters.

Down at Fraggle Rock 28.04.2021 1:01:54

This week, Wes, EJ, Matt, Jessie and Jeff debate the greatest puppets and muppets of all time.... and get into a side bar topic of whether Ewoks count as puppets. Also: tattoos, good/bad eating habits at work and how the Oscars flopped big time

Scum Bums and a Barrel of Hockey Pucks 21.04.2021 58:30

This week, Wes, EJ, Matt, Jessie and Jeff talk about their favorite bad movies... and pick the best of the worst.

Impenetrable 13.04.2021 1:01:31

Wes, EJ, Matt, Jessie and Jeff debate the greatest video game of all time. Also: grilled cheese sandwiches, DMX, Prince Phillip, and Shaq's engagement ring generosity.

Watch Those Emojis 06.04.2021 59:36

This week, Wes, EJ, Matt, Jeff and Jessie debate the greatest SNL cast member of all time, plus talk about the Super Mario Bros. game that broke a record and great NCAA tournament games.

Lando Calrissian's Mustache Hair and That BFB 30.03.2021 42:26

In this episode, Wes, EJ, Matt, Jessie and Jeff debate the greatest sports movie of all time, plus talk about that huge boat, George Segal, a Star Wars watch, and Dyson Sphere immortality.

Spoiler Alert: Zeus is Shocking 23.03.2021 52:33

This week we debate the best twist in a movie, we talk Spring, EmiSunshine's uke, and raise a glass to Elgin Baylor and Katherine Diaz.

D.B. Sweeney, D.B. Cooper and DaBney Coleman 16.03.2021 53:23

This week we talk Justice League, Avatar, Steven Yeun, and some of the best chick flicks of all time including some you've never heard of.

Milk and Cereal, Cereal and Milk 09.03.2021 48:54

This week we debate the greatest breakfast cereal of all time, plus we talk Potato Head, the new weird football league, and Tom and Jerry rapping.

Okra, Artichokes, and Orange and Brown Stools 02.03.2021 48:14

This week Wes, EJ, Matt, Jessie and Jeff talk awards shows, the surgeon who tried to have his Zoom court case while h e was operating on a patient and Master Debate the worst sports team names.

Low Testosterone, Two Fingers and the Snowman 23.02.2021 39:55

We get an update this week from EJ about how things are going in Texas, we talk about a legendary broadcaster's passing, COVID lowering the testosterone and sperm counts, and master debate the greatest tv and movie dog.

A Valentine's Day Ring of Fire 16.02.2021 46:56

Wes, Matt, Jessie and Jeff (with a dose of Kelly Jean) discuss Valentine's Day, Side Ho Day, and all-time greatest couples.