NPC Incorporated

It’s lunchtime, dear listeners! Our heroes have left Chimera Software with READMEs in hand, and can now confidently take a little time to eat. Or, maybe a sudden barrage will of well-timed phone calls will distract them away from life-giving food and send them down a spiral of sudden shopping trips, mentor/mentee meet ups, and secret stairwell swaps. Will our heroes ever get to take their lunch br...

Our heroes continue their quest to “get over” hump day, dear listener! The Special Projects crew has ventured down to Chimera Software to find guidance on how best to teach their older co-workers and Tory is continuing to struggle to lead her team while battling nicotine withdrawals. Perhaps help will come to our heroes in the forms of a helpful assistant, a strangely involved security guard, and...

Greetings dear listeners! Our heroes wake to greet a new day at NPC Inc. and there’s excitement on the horizon. With plans for date/Boyz nights ahead of them and pockets full of Gundam models, our heroes arrive - only slightly hungover and going through nicotine withdrawal - to face a day of secret software lessons, new faces, and a dreaded disruption in the mystical Work Flow. Can our heroes put...

Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes are once again scattered across their office finishing up Tuesday business and celebrating their victories over a day watering plants, making speeches, and…stealing cakes from old people. Will the end of the day turn their triumphs against them? Will prolonged exposure to Hobe Shadetree cause Maxwell to reveal his secrets? Will Tory’s decision to lead the Mark...

Our heroes have eaten and rested, dear listeners, but there’s still some work to do before their Tuesdays concludes! As most of the Special Projects group heads to the Sales floor to finish watering plants, Agnes goes to visit Mama Storybrook and Tory confers with her brother and the Marketing team about her impending speech. Are you ready for an end of day heist, dear listeners? Are you ready for...

Greetings, dear listeners! The heroes of NPC Inc. are back, and happy birthday? It might not be your birthday, but for some reason the cast really wanted to wish you one anyway. To catch you up, our heroes triumphed over some of the accounting department’s meanest employees only to watch in horror as their manager Hobe Shadetree was pulled deeper into the foul-smelling, brutally cold accounting de...

I hope you’re ready to get rowdy, dear listeners! Because in this all-battle episode, our players, much like the tides of battle, get pretty “turnt.” With Stuart and Tory already lured into the stinky hallway of the Accounting department, the others quickly scramble to fend off the aggressively singing receptionists, Ada and Brady, and a host of damp-looking clerks. Insults will be hurled! Command...

It’s off to the Accounting floor for our heroes, dear listeners! With Tory in tow, they take a dive to the first floor of NPC Inc. to water some plants and hopefully glimpse the noble King of Numbers. But it’s a perilous journey two floors down, and danger may or may not lurk around every corner in the coastal-themed lobby of the newly renovated floor. Can our heroes water and prune all the plants...

Our heroes are off on a safari, dear listeners! Well, really they’re just watering the plants around the office, but playing make-believe makes everything more fun! It’s whimsical! As most of the party tends to the offices’ many plants, courtesy of Hobe Shadetree, Tory takes some time to continue her quest to become the leader the marketing department needs and feels the first symptoms of her deci...

Tuesday dawns, dear listener, and our heroes are heading in for a bright new day at NPC Inc. Probably too bright if you’re hungover like several of our adventurers are! As the works day begins anew, new challenges quick amass on our heroes’ to-do lists. There’s rallying speeches to give, new email systems to figure out, plants to care for and whispers of a strange darkness gathering on the Sales f...

Whew, dear listeners! It’s been a long Monday at NPC Inc. and the special projects department is ready for happy hour at The Bone Zone. While they wait for a special DJ set to begin, our heroes take time to heal, drink and menace handsome orcs. As the masked DJ takes the stage and the music beckons our heroes to feel the beat drop and the jams get pumped up, is the dance floor a respite from the d...

Stuart and Gerbbi are on a mission, dear listeners! They have five files to file to fulfill their final task of the day, and Mama Storybrook and her bored-to-death staff are all too willing to help. Can Agnes guide them via walkie-talkie as they fight their way through the interns? What is up with Dean, the Filing Machine? Can Maxwell keep Thaddeus and the hobgoblin headhunters from finding the la...

Stuart is trapped in the HR dungeon, dear listeners! But at least he’s trapped with the strangely warm and gentle accountant, Dave. Dave seems great, right? And Stuart’s going to need all the help he can get as Dr. Gregsteen stages an uncomfortable meet ’n’ greet for Ted, the Perfect Employee. From the HR copier room, Agnes and Gerbbi plan a jail break for their IT friend, while Maxwell takes a tr...

I hope you like improv, dear listeners! Because the Mercita twins are ready to spread the gospel of “Yes, And” and the employees of the marketing department are…sort of ready to receive it. As the terrible twosome teach, the rest of our heroes find themselves wrestling with the consequences of their various actions. Stuart struggles against the clutches of Dr. Gregsteen and the HR monsters, Maxwel...

Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have completed their quest to tame Trevor the Troll and successfully passed out the new catalogs, so now it’s time for a little side business while they have lunch. While Maxwell, Stuart, and Agnes set out to check out their official offices, Tory and her twin plot to punish the marketing department employees for…not figuring out what Tory is supposed to have...

The adventure continues, dear listeners! Our heroes have their marching orders from the increasingly militant new sales co-manager, Thaddeus Warman, and are off to pass out the new catalog/brochure/pamphlet/post-it note. Whatever it is, they’re on the case! But as our heroes draw closer to the desk of Trevor the Troll, danger looms and the grumpy, messy employee might be a challenge our heroes can...

Hey, Listener? Did you roll a Nat 20? Because you doubled your Bonus Episode damage! It’s…It’s a double bonus episode, ok? In our first half, DM Hobert recaps the previous seasons of Desks & Dayjobs to catch you up for our brand new season: “The Hoffman Chronicles, Vol 2.”**** In the second half (Start 52:30), we have a special one-shot episode, live from the floor of C2E2! Our heroes have passes...

Greetings, dear listener! Monday dawns for our heroes, and the dust is still settling from the events of Friday’s concert. As the Special Projects team arrives back at NPC Inc. refreshed, they’re quickly reminded that, yes, they do need to occasionally do some work. Can our heroes manage a task as simple as passing out some new catalogs? Can Tory, interim manager of Marketing, lead her department...

It’s the weekend, and at NPC Inc. romance is in the air. Honestly, it smells sort of like brandy and vomit! Agnes has gathered her four favorite coworkers and a selection of her most charming friends (and Reagan Longsocks, who grows on you) to do a little speed dating in their favorite dive bar, The Bone Zone. Will our heroes find romance? Platonic friendship? Someone they can at least stand to si...

Kaos Records presents a live EP by Satanic Panic, Live at the Dragon Known as Lincoln Hall Featuring: Reagan Longsocks on Bass/vocals Agnes Hellman on Guitar/Vocals Brant Beardkowski on Drums Hobe Shadetree on Vocals/a mandolin that wasn’t plugged in Sound by Mike Scipioni

Kaos Records presents a live EP by Satanic Panic, Live at the Dragon Known as Lincoln Hall Featuring: Reagan Longsocks on Bass/vocals Agnes Hellman on Guitar/Vocals Brant Beardkowski on Drums Hobe Shadetree on Vocals/a mandolin that wasn’t plugged in Sound by Mike Scipioni

Kaos Records presents a live EP by Satanic Panic, Live at the Dragon Known as Lincoln Hall Featuring: Reagan Longsocks on Bass/vocals Agnes Hellman on Guitar/Vocals Brant Beardkowski on Drums Hobe Shadetree on Vocals/a mandolin that wasn’t plugged in Sound by Mike Scipioni

It’s showtime, dear listeners! Satanic Panic takes the stage to open a rowdy rock show as their friends descend from the balcony seating to dive into the tumultuous pit. Will our heroes be able to “rock steady” against a grumpy crowd that’s unsure if this folk-punk band is to their tastes? Will Agnes lead her band to glory, or will this night be the end of the line for her music ambitions? Grab a...

Oh dear listeners, here we are at the long awaited Satanic Panic concert! The stakes have never been higher for our heroes! As Maxwell decides what to do about his entanglement with The Cult of the Blue Eye, Agnes navigates a chaotic backstage of gruff roadies, clingy co-workers, and a reunion she never saw coming. Will our heroes be able to make it to the stage on time? Will Stuart be able to fit...

It’s mere hours before the Big Concert and our heroes are split between the green room at The Dragon Known as Lincoln Hall and the nearby country-western bar Possum Jones’ Bar & Grill. Get ready for some action, dear listener, as our heroes leap into two simultaneous battles: The Green Room Scuffle and the Barroom Brawl. WOW! Two battles in one episode? I hope everyone’s ok! It would really put a...