NPC Incorporated

Our heroes have caught up with the Lunch Eater in the warehouse and June is ready to face him in a lift off to win back the missing toaster oven fuse! Can the party’s softball superstar defeat the meat-fueled maniac before his ham-fed followers weird out the rest of the Green Team? And once they escape the warehouse, will out heroes be able to wrap up with day uneventfully, or will distractions, c...

Greetings dear listeners! Our heroes have returned from lunch after successfully securing an order from Blue Star Hotdogs for the Lunch Masquerade. But as they head back to the warehouse they find their workplace a chaotic scene of disgruntled party guests and a recently ransacked break room. Can our heroes split up to both keep planning the bird-themed-if-you-feel-like-it masquerade and solve the...

Tuesday begins, dear listeners. Our heroes are ready to face the day with renewed strength, and for one of them, an unusual hunger. Can our heroes make it through a new day at NPC Inc and balance their usual tasks with bringing Mr. Lowe’s party plans to fruition? Will a sidebar to Blue Star Hotdogs smooth things over with Mr. Verok? What will happen when one of the party members is suddenly taken...

Our heroes have escaped the warehouse after a truly draining Monday, dear listeners. With a strangely diminished Quinn in tow, our heroes head to Ol’ Wrigleytown to implore Matt’s old job to reverse their ban on Fang and The Crushed Skulls and also to make their plans for the Wednesday lunch masquerade. Can they infiltrate The Metro-opolis and speak to the enigmatic owner, Mr. Shanana, with help o...

Greetings dear listeners! Our heroes are wrapping up their Monday after a dramatic lunch. Time to get back to work and not think about the revenge that Fang might be planning! Can our heroes muster the energy to end the day strong, or did the Shipping Council’s extra assignments for the day put them too far behind? Find out in this exciting installment filled with surprise inspections, surprise en...

Greetings dear listeners! Our heroes (or at least two of them) have found the hidden statue garden of Jasper Basa, the manager of receiving. What wisdom does this extra tall employee have for June and Matt, and what does he know about the lost history of Green Team? After that and some truly exciting package taping (seriously!) our heroes head to the lunch room and witness a celebration for The Se...

Monday continues, dear listener! Our party is split as Dimetra navigates the maze of paperwork after her fall. As the others try to pick up the pieces of a Monday that’s going off the rails, Dimetra delves deep into a dark maze of legalese and hides from a malevolent presence from long ago... Will Dimetra make it out of the maze and back to her team before lunch? What will the rest of the Green Te...

Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes are ready to start week two at NPC Inc! After resting their ankles, enjoying some ham and eggs, and visiting a very charming flower shop, the Green Team heads to work to find out about their new duties (courtesy of Quinn and Mr. Lowe) and start their work week. But in the delicate ecosystem of the NPC Inc Shipping facility, standing out makes you a target for...

Greetings, dear listener! Our heroes are ready to enjoy their weekends, but first we have a little business to get to: leveling up! Tune in to hear DM Hobert and the players going over their level four features before our heroes head off to do some day drinking to come up with a plan for “Operation Rawdog.” Can our heroes agree on a method for clearing their name with Steven Verok so they can be u...

Our heroes are ready to enjoy the weekend, dear listeners! But before they can savor Saturday and Sunday, Dimetra has a dinner date with Daniel, her intensely menacing brother. Get ready for a quest to the heart of Chicago’s Giant Italy neighborhood, where soaring architecture looms as large as the pasta portions. Will Dimetra be able to navigate The Ring? Will she enjoy her promised pizza? Or wil...

Greetings, dear listener! Our heroes are so close to the end of Friday that they can almost taste it! Which is a good thing, because they’re definitely not tasting lunch after being kicked out of Blue Star Hotdogs. Can our heroes find food back the warehouse to sustain their afternoon of work, the final day of their first week? Get ready for action (finding and shipping packages) and adventure (ta...

Hark, dear listeners! Our heroes have escaped the office of Mr. Lowe and are ready to finally start their Friday. Will their encounter with their intense boss sour the mood of the day? Or did the crazy-eyed, but charismatic, Mr. Lowe make a strong connection with one of the Green Team members? Find out in this thrilling installment in our tale, filled with twists, turns, statues, garnishes, and co...

Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have quenched their thirst on Thirsty Thursday, and are ready for Friday (after spending some time icing their ankles and talking to dear ol’ Mom and Dad). But Friday has a sinister surprise for the Green Team in the form of an invitation to meet with the mysterious boss of NPC Inc. Shipping: Mr. Lowe. What evil lurks in the upstairs office, guarding the execu...

Greetings, listeners! Dimetra is in peril! Lured into the dimly lit dance floor at The Lair, she’s been pulled into a dreary dance to the music of goth-y synths. Can the rest of the Green Team find her amongst the swaying bodies and twinkling lights, or will they too be pulled into the dance? And what happens when the music stops and the lively crowd wants a quick drink before the next band, the (...

Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have wrapped a hectic day and are ready to quench their thirst for fun by joining the rest of the shippers for Thirsty Thursday, a weekly outing for drinks organized by Megan the Huntress. Can our heroes keep up with their NPC coworkers and their powerful punches? Or will a pint glass of booze spell disaster for the smallest bladders in the party? Enjoy this e...

Greetings listeners! Lines have been crossed on the shipping floor and the secret council has chosen retribution to reset the sensitive balance of the work ecosystem. So it falls to Dimetra and the Green Team to come up with a prank that’ll teach Tina Tondren a lesson! Will they be able to pull off a prank that will impress the rest of the shipping department while balancing their daily tasks? And...

Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have finished their Wednesday work and head forth for a little down time before Thursday’s adventures. But life isn’t all craft drawers and dancing babies for the Green Team, sometimes you oversleep and injure your ankle and fall down! Both metaphorically and literally! And to make matters worse, as our heroes face a rough start to the day, a new threat to the...

It’s Wednesday afternoon, dear listeners, and our heroes are looking for some “W”s to make up for their previous day of “L”s. With their stomachs full-ish and their smoking needs satiated-ish, our heroes set out on adventure, and by that we mean an afternoon of hard work in the warehouse! Will their efforts pan out better this afternoon? Or will some poor rolls cause them to drift into the work ar...

Greetings, dear listeners! Our heroes have survived their first day on their own and are ready for more shipping and receiving on what seems to be a pretty standard Wednesday. But Wednesdays can be deceiving! Will our heroes make it through the morning with their high spirits intact, or have their efforts (and mishaps) been noticed by the other shipping teams who might want to help or hinder? We r...

Tuesday continues, dear listeners, as our weary workers take a much-needed lunch break. But there’s something lurking in the break room, and its foul sandwich threatens to undo the peaceful respite for the bagged-lunchers of NPC Inc. Can our heroes dispel the foul smell? Or will they lose more than their lunch to this new, eerie, protein-gorging coworker? Find out in this exciting episode filled w...

Greetings, Dear Listeners! A new day is about to dawn for the heroes of NPC Inc, but first they decide to have a drink at a friendly dive and figure out what their goals are as coworkers and people. Sounds pretty sweet, right? Like they might all be growing as friends and people? Sure would be a shame if the next day turned a little sour on them and they struggled with their workload and had to de...

Welcome back to Spooky Chicago and Happy Almost Halloween, dear listeners! When we left off, the Hoffman Planetarium workers were in a pickle! After being imprisoned in the library by the menacing Col. Verok, our investigators took some time to research the mysterious stone disc, steel their courage, and concoct a plan to escape the sinister soldiers. Will they be able to exit out of this eerie ex...

Muah-ha-ha, listeners! It’s time once again for us to put away our D&D stuff, turn down the lights, put on a spooky sound effects CD, and play some Call of Cthulhu! In this thrilling tale of terror set in 1940’s Spooky Chicago, four employees of a local landmark find themselves cornered by a group of mysterious soldiers with unfamiliar insignias on their uniforms and malicious intent for the haple...

The work day is over, dear listeners, so it’s time for our heroes to cut a little loose before heading home after a successful first day at NPC Inc.’s warehouse. Deciding between several options, our heroes make their way to The Lair, a bar where some of their friendlierish coworkers hang out and rowdy rock bands play. Will our party find solace and relaxation in this watering hole? Or do dangers...

Oh no, dear listeners! Our heroes have a difficult task to complete before the end of the day and find themselves at a disadvantage as they prepare to delve deep into the warehouse. Will our heroes be able to convince the prickly, seemingly self-appointed office manager to allow them into the supply closet, or will they toss caution to the wind and rush into the darkness with only their wits and s...