Nowhere, On Air

There was an incident, but don't worry about it. A quick message about the mine. Plus, weather, news, a new fun fact about Jess, and... okay, we'll talk about what happened.  The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. CW: This episode contains descriptions of violence/injury, abduction, and reference to police brutality and alcohol. We're doing a Q+...

A voicemail for Jess following her meeting after the last episode. The voice of John Mulroy is Nathan Lunsford. Check out Nathan's show, The Storage Papers .  Send us a message! Support the show

Jess had a... weird start to her day , and still has been having trouble sleeping. The lights and sounds are still going. Plus, traffic, news- including an update on Mayor Simon,  a surprise phone call, and consequently, new instructions from Town Council.  The voice of David Pradlick is Aaron Villegas.  Sound effects by SoundEffectsFactory and Audio Library. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and...

Thank you, mystery artist, as well as the mysterious "C." You have probably noticed the lights and sounds are back, and Jess hasn't been sleeping well because of it. Plus, a colour wavelength malfunction, a look at the community bulletin, and the strange return of a community figure, and the concerning circumstances surrounding their reappearance. CW: This episode contains slight re...

The voice of Mayor Simon Is Jordan Duncan. Sound effects created by SoundEffectsFactory and Audio Library Send us a message! Support the show

Folks, this is an emergency: James is missing.  Plus, a quick look at this week's weather, Tanner finds something weird on his search, and an update from the HA for spring home-and-garden guidelines. The voice of Tanner Walling is Charles Raymond. Vocals by Jess Syratt.  Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram. Have a small to...

Welcome back! We're glad you found us on our new ( *cough* secret *cough*)  frequency!  We've got some local news for you today folks. Our main story:  one of the fields is suddenly and completely filled with lavender! But we aren't worried about it.  Today's sponsor: "Untitled  track #3 (live)" Written and performed by Jess Syratt. Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced...

Jess is back after a much needed break. We have a new team member here at the station! A... community observation. Urgent broadcast : there is a meteorological event occurring that is not safe for human viewing. Please abide by our safety instructions until we say otherwise. The voice of today's sponsor is Matthew Rine ( https://www.instagram.com/matthew.rine/ ) Sound Effects created by Sound...

Sorry the show's a little late today, but everything is fine. Promise. Traffic! Welcome back to Mountie John, Sergeant Carlinn and Officer O'Dwyer. A riverside vigil is being held by some of the local high school students tonight. CW: Brief mentions of blood, injury; mention of traffic accident. The voice of Clark Olsen  is Isaac Gokarn. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. Today's...

Lyrics: Isaac Gokarn, Evan Row Guitar: Evan Row Banjolele: Jess Syratt Vocals: Isaac Gokarn (lead), Evan Row, Kennedy Stroeve, Dean Di Palma, Zachary Kawa, Dylan Gokarn, and Jess Syratt  Copyright ©2021  Send us a message! Support the show

The Housley's have asked us to read a message on their family's behalf. Tanner Walling is looking for a job. An update on "The Science Fair Incident." Weather forecast looks great! Plus, a fun way to kill some air time.  Also... has anyone seen Mayor Simon recently?   If you have any information on the whereabouts of any of the current missing persons in Braedon, please contact...

Breaking News: Tanner Walling is home. Welcome home Tanner! We cannot express how happy we are,  and we can't wait to talk to you about where you've been and what happened.  Remember that security system Town Council was developing? It is now officially public, expect to hear from them soon! Weatherman Todd has a dreamy forecast for us today.  An update on Johannah Hilburn, and a new......

We are very excited to announce a certain intern's return to the station! A special thanks to the Faceless for their financial support. A look at the community bulletin, an anonymous sponsor, and not one but two emails were sent in to us this morning. Plus, a spectral, historical armed robber spotted downtown and a phone call. The voice of  Mountie John is Evan Row. Nowhere, On Air is created...

 An unsettling text. Weather and traffic say the same thing: snow. If the water in your taps is turning black, Town Council says don’t panic! Do with that what you will. And finally, we have a treat for you today, listeners! Dr. Olsen is with us over the phones to chat and answer questions. The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn. The voice of Emily Reicher is Emily Syratt. The voice of David Rei...

Someone sent a recording into the station, and it’s pretty good— not sure what it is, but it’s good! Our first story comes from a traveler through. If you have had an experience similar to Anika Sanderson, please contact us at the station. The mountains have moved in a little closer today, but weatherman Todd says he isn’t worried. Plus, a mystery caller-- and some breaking news we hope is not rel...

It's a local holiday! Town Council doesn't want you to worry about the lights. Or the sounds. In fact, just consider not worrying about anything, ever. A stranger has come to Braedon, and he's here to stay- welcome, Dr. Olseon, to our weird little slice of civilization. We are happy you're here. Plus, a phone call. If you have any information about the location of either Elliot...

It's Jess' two-year anniversary of being here at the station.  Plus, a traffic report. Finally, to correct a broadcast from a few nights ago you probably don't remember, the colourful lights we've been seeing in the sky are actually not the Northern Lights as we initially assumed. No need to worry, though! Town Council would like you to understand that these lights have nothing...

Halloween is now 9 days away! No one's ever told us why we celebrate a day early, but what's one day when time is arguably immaterial? A special thanks to whoever donated a bed for James. Our first story comes from you, the community! Plus, some tips on having a happy (and safe) Halloween, something of a wildlife update, and Farmer Daniels' corn maze opens soon-- Hey, did you hear t...

Jess calls into the station after hours. A note from the creator: This little bonus is to say thank you for 1,000 downloads! Thanks for giving the show your ears! Your ears mean the world to us. Seriously! We wouldn't have a show if not for them... But please, stop sending us your ears in envelopes.  We didn't ask for that. You need those. The voice of the sponsor is Evan Row. The voice...

Happy October, Braedon! Winter could start any day now, so we have some tips on how to endure these long, prairie winters and how to minimize casualties in the process. We here at the station have made a new friend and we simply can't get enough of her! Finally, an update on that storm that wasn't a storm we had a while back. Plus, information about the search party for the still-missing...

Strange weather today, huh? Not that strange weather is unusual here, but it doesn't usually have so many teeth. Aside from that, its a pretty slow, average broadcast: there's some ambiguous community updates, an ominous anonymous sponsor, and an announcement from Carla (who's family was never given a surname.) A reminder: If you have any information on what happened to Elliot House...

Its our producer Martha's birthday! A look at the community bulletin. Jurassic mayhem. More community updates, with information on the new after-school, scout-like program you can enroll your children in. Also, forget that part about "Jurassic mayhem." Thanks for tuning in. The voice of Treena is Melanie Friesen. The voice of Matt is Quinn Larder. The voice of David is Aaron Villega...

Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her… in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, doe...

A special little broadcast brought to you by Braedon's 150th birthday/anniversary- a birthaversary! (It's a thing.) Join us downtown for a lovely day with perfect weather, and hear from some people in your community! Thanks for tuning in. The voice of Mayor Simon   is Jordan Duncan. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Emily is Emily Syratt Nowhere On Air is created, voiced...

Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower. Thanks for tuning in. Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit...