Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast

Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a l...

C'mon down to Clatfartburg's local gym! Enjoy the very unique class offerings, totally normal swimming pool, a sane amount of cheeseburgers, and more! Recent bonus episode: Gwomby Be Goneby: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery Recent commentary track: Annie (1982) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la ca...

At Elaine's request, today we are exploring the Clatfartburg Zoo! Except it isn't really just about the zoo... it's about a lemur heist!! To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have...

Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud). Recent bonus episode: The Blacksmith's Bachelor Party Recent commentary track: Newsies (1992) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You...

We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of) To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and wh...

Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more! You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through  everything  that has happened in the last year of Clatfartburg...

In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start!   To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram...

To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch .  Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:55 Intro 12:33 A Character Stud...

This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on T...

It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach.  To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la car...

What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, sug...

Ding ding ding! We're checking in to this episode about one of Clatfartburgs hotels! Oh... you're asking about the title. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! The episode is about a hotel

Grab your tennis balls and your nearest pup, we're going to the Clatfartburg Dog Park! Like any good Clatfartburg establishment, this dog park has themes, a surprise celebrity guest appearance, and a cage for humans. Enjoy! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tikt...

YEEE HAWWWWW! Come on down to the Boot Warehouse! Located off of the interstate, this warehouse of footwear will get you to think outside the boot.  To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, an...

What happens when two rival towns are forced to share an airport? Turbulence! Buckle up as we create the perfect airport that is most certainly palatable to those who are not from Clatfartburg. Come learn about Faxville's origin story, their famous designer handbag line, and their battle to regain any control of the design of this airport from Clatfartburg's eccentric hands. To support the podcast...

Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office.  To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tikto...

MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg.  Recent bonus content : A Banana-esque Mirror: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery! We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. In...

All aboard!! In this episode we establish the public transporation system of Clatfartburg. Take a scenic ride on the Hop-On-Hop-Off Frog Ferry or take a rest on the crab bench seats of the underwater themed bus.  To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Inst...

We shall finally speak about The Thing in The Woods We Do Not Speak Of! Journey into the unknown and unveil a secret that's been kept for over half a century. Survey the scene, act fast, and don't get played by whatever exists out there among the trees... To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la...

Put on your scarves and sweaters because its autumn! And what better way is there to celebrate the season than to go to a farmhouse chic festival hosted by the New Smythe Distillery with an inexplicable fairy theme! Be sure to say "Hello!" to the Jim Parson's animatronic as you visit! To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some...

The 2024 election is upon us and it is time to vote for your new Mayor of Clatfartburg! Your vote will have effects on the Clatfartburg storyline. The two candidates have discussed their platforms, policies, and plans for "The Most Place on Earth" in this episode. Please vote responsibly as the world's fate is in your hands! Or something like that.  Vote here by Sunday, Nov 3rd, 6:00 p.m. Eastern...

To celebrate spooky season, we decided it was time to go on the spookiest tour in all of Clatfartburg! Have you heard the tale of the haunted fountain? What about the evil gate? Learn all these, and more, on Barnacle Crispin's Sea Faring Ghost Tour! To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte...

Come check out the Clatfartburg Public Library! Enjoy a unique summer reading program involving a mystical quest, special celebrity guests, and amazing prizes! In need of an anamotronic? The library's got you covered! Be sure to grab your collectible library card and get to reading. To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some b...

Bottoms up, folks! It's time to visit the establishment with the longest name and the sparklingiest absinthe. In this episode we discuss Clatfartburg's distillery with a distinct silicon valley meets REI vibe.  To support the podcast, head on over to  Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Insta...

Do you feel alienated when you dress as an alien? Do you enjoy frisbee sports? Are you trying to make it into Improv Level II? Then UFO Club is here for you! Bring your favorite dish to potluck (NO dessert!!) and embrace your fellow alien lovers. Meetings are every day. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com ! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content w...