Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae
Nothing Un-Touched
Two girls, zero filters, and all the real talk. Nothing Untouched is the podcast where we dive into breakups, hookups, dating disasters, and everything in between. From hilarious stories to honest advice, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking — and leaving nothing un-touched!
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Ivy Noir and Scarlet Mae
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Latest episode
Sep 29, 2026
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Episodes
Things We Believe But Can’t Prove: Soulmates, Signs & a Little Delulu 29.09.2026 1:00:36
We bounce from dating app reality checks and body confidence to the bigger question we can’t stop asking: what do we believe is true even when we can’t prove it. We laugh a lot, get weirdly emotional about music, and dig into soulmates, faith, déjà vu, and the stories we tell ourselves to survive modern love. • jumping back on dating sites after a long break and what profiles hide on purpose • c...
The Questions Were Rapid, We Were Not 20.09.2026 50:23
We jump into rapid fire “would you rather” questions that start off messy and funny, then unexpectedly reveal what we value most in dating, work, and friendships. Along the way, we get honest about stress, mental health, and how hard it can be to pull yourself out of a slump. • choosing food perks versus protecting our time on dates • debating age gaps and reality dating show chaos • picking th...
Raised Feral: Cows, Barbies & Bad Ideas 12.09.2026 57:22
“The cows are out, the girls to the office.” That sentence pretty much sums up the kind of childhood we’re unpacking, with all the chaos, pride, and comedy that comes with growing up in a big family where work comes first and stories last forever. Ivy is out this week, so Scarlett is joined by Mary Jane for a hilarious, honest ride through farm life memories, sibling dynamics, and the kind of smal...
No Woes, No Fears: Positive Pants Here! 05.09.2026 1:12:25
We bounce from chaotic weekend stories to the real stuff we carry around in our heads, from silly worries to fears that hit you in the chest. We laugh hard, get honest about anxiety, and end up talking about safety, loss, and what it means to feel in control again. • “Positive pants” as a mindset reset when life feels heavy • Button fly jeans, lazy hacks, and how fast a night can spiral • Pool...
Not on the First Date: Save That Shit for Later! 30.08.2026 1:03:15
We bounce between chaos and real life, from a concert night that turns confrontational to dating stories that expose how bold people get when they think we will accept anything. We also open up about heavy stress at home and then get brutally honest about the things we hide on first dates and why it matters. • a fun concert turning into a boundary-crossing moment and why weird vibes are worth tru...
Ghosted, Breadcrumbed & Still Single 22.08.2026 51:03
We bring on Augi and Ant from No Filter and compare their long-term marriage perspective to the chaos we face in modern dating. We get brutally honest about deep diving, Facebook warning groups, ghosting, and the red flags that can save you months of stress. • how No Filter with Augi and Ant gets started and how they record • what marriage looks like after 19 to 21 years and how date nights stay...
Dream Decoder: Recurring Dreams, Sex Dreams & What Our Subconscious Is Trying to Tell Us 16.08.2026 55:16
We go from book club chaos and a first NASCAR race to the kind of dream talk that makes your skin prickle and your throat tighten. We share our recurring dreams, sex dreams, spiritual family stories, and the parent grief that shows up when you finally start dreaming about someone you lost. • building adult friendships by starting a public book club and asking real questions • learning who you vi...
Is Making New Friends Harder Than Dating?! 08.08.2026 1:04:47
We go from chaotic dating updates into a real talk on why making new friends in your 40s feels harder than finding a date. We unpack effort, trust, judgment, and the boundaries we need to keep both our friendships and our sanity intact. • Scarlett branching out on a date and realizing chemistry cannot be forced • First-date money rules, going Dutch, and why drink dates give you an exit • Hookup...
The Verdict Is In: We Might Be the Problem | With Dr. Lindsay Kallen Weisner 01.08.2026 1:01:42
We sit down with psychologist and true crime host Lindsay Wisner for an unfiltered talk about why our dating “type” can be a childhood echo and how to stop repeating the same painful loops. Along the way, we get real about online dating in your 40s, parenting teens, libido shifts, and what honesty actually requires in modern relationships. • Lindsay’s background in psychology and psychoanalytic t...
The DM Dumpster Fire! 25.07.2026 45:19
We catch up on the chaos behind recording a big guest, then swap real-life stories that swing from airport anxiety to a tram moment so funny it turns a whole crowd into an audience. After that, we read our most unhinged dating app messages and break down the red flags, boundaries, and texting behavior that instantly kills attraction. • Shouting out Daphne Meeks and the technical issues that nearl...
No Filter. No Script. Just Daphne Minks! 18.07.2026 55:43
A haunted swingers house. A survivor story that turns your stomach. And dating advice that actually lands because it’s paid for in real life. We’re joined by Daphne Minks, a creator behind Vortex 29, who shows up with humor, patience, and the kind of honesty that makes you laugh one minute and sit in silence the next. We talk about her past in the public eye, what it means to carry a controversial...
Hotel Pools & Poor Choices! 11.07.2026 49:31
We trade two wildly different dating updates: Scarlett’s tall, funny Snapchat guy with a missing-tooth twist and Ivy’s chaotic weekend that somehow includes a yacht, a pool party, and hotel hookups. Mary Jane joins us to react, hype us up, and get real about red flags, green flags, and why dating today can feel like a survival sport. • Mary Jane’s first guest spot and why she’s an OG • Scarlett’...
Dumped, Emoji-flirting & an Uber gone wild! 04.07.2026 55:54
We’re back from a long break and catch you up on six chaotic weeks that include a breakup, dating app nonsense, and multiple nights out that go off the rails. We talk through what emotional maturity looks like, where our boundaries should have been stronger, and why our friendship keeps everything fun even when life is messy. • the breakup story and how lack of communication changes everything •...
Season 1 Finale: From Nervous Conversations to Unfiltered Therapy 16.05.2026 57:08
We close out season one by getting honest about how far we’ve come, what we’ve learned behind the mic, and why this podcast has become real therapy for us. We share life updates, hard truths about work stress and relationships, and the season two cliffhangers we can’t wait to tell you. • season finale recap and what changes from episode one to now • gratitude for listeners plus feedback on sound...
Panties, Pressure & Plus-Ones 10.05.2026 35:35
A relationship can feel amazing in private, then suddenly you have to answer the scary questions out loud: When do my friends meet them? When does my family meet them? When do my kids meet them? We talk through that exact pressure, including why first impressions can be hard to recover from and how to pace introductions when you actually see potential. We also get real about the messy context that...
Modern dating: Ghosting, Cheating & Swinging! 04.05.2026 59:59
You ever have a date feel totally normal… until it suddenly turns into a crime scene with one missing person? Scarlett finally meets a guy she’s been texting, sits through dinner, and steps away to use the bathroom. When she comes back, he’s gone, the calls don’t go through, and the spiral starts: What did I say, what did I do, what did he see that made him bail? We talk about ghosting, rejection,...
Toxic Traits: The Sequel Nobody Asked For! 25.04.2026 1:16:13
He texts back in minutes all day, then goes silent every single night and somehow expects you to be cool about it. We’ve both been there, and we’re not pretending it doesn’t mess with your head. We kick things off with real-life updates, then dive straight into the dating behaviors that trigger our biggest toxic traits: overthinking, reading into patterns, and wondering if you’re being treated lik...
Toxic, Tempted , and Too Honest 19.04.2026 25:53
You ever catch yourself saying “I hate toxic behavior” while secretly loving the exact same thing when it’s wrapped in good chemistry? We’re Ivy Noor and Scarlett May, and we’re turning our unfiltered bestie energy on a topic that hits way too close: toxic traits we secretly love, secretly hate, and sometimes can’t even name until we’re already in it. We start with real life updates and the behind...
The Breakup Files: Fallouts, Confessions, and Closure! 12.04.2026 46:27
We trade the worst breakup stories we’ve lived through and the wild reasons people use to end relationships when they don’t want to be honest. Along the way, we unpack ghosting, breakup texts, emotional cheating, and what we owe each other when we’re done. • Scarlett’s post-drought hookup recap and what it unlocks emotionally • April Fools alibi prank and who really has your back • Birthday pre...
Unhinged: Fantasies, Felons, & Bad Decisions 04.04.2026 52:37
We catch up on the mess of modern dating, from love bombing and missing social media clues to the moment you realize someone’s “schedule” might not be normal. Then we get real about clean versus dirty turn-ons, how fantasies work, and why the best sex happens when it feels safe and unforced. • hitting 100 downloads and celebrating with wine • Scarlett’s week update and the A plus man letdown •...
Chaos, Cocktails, & Collateral Damage 27.03.2026 59:43
The girls love their wine even if it’s being served out of a large dick and balls decanter! These girls will stop at nothing for their booze. Scarlet’s celebrating an A like the academic weapon she is… while Ivy is running on zero sleep which her gyno will for sure be asking questions! We’re talking: The fishbowl + pizza combo that started it all Friends...
“Do You Really Need an A+ to Get Laid? (This Was NOT in the Syllabus)” 21.03.2026 1:28:13
This week, Ivy and Scarlett are unpacking best dates, worst dates, and decisions that absolutely should NOT count as extra credit. From “this could be the one” to “I need to leave immediately,” no date is safe. Oh—and it gets worse. We’re talking a full-blown cockroach situation that will have you rethinking every hookup, plus a completely unhinged debate: how many times can a golden retriever lic...
pH Levels & Dealbreakers: “When Things Aren’t Balanced” 14.03.2026 1:09:55
This episode is pure chaos—in the best way. Scarlett and Ivy are spilling everything from pH reality checks to ultrasound mishaps that turned into stories they’ll never forget. They get into the dealbreakers people swear they don’t have, the float trip that took a turn nobody saw coming, and those moments where the only advice is: you just gotta get out of there. The mics are on, the filter is off...
Red flags and green flags continued… 08.03.2026 54:21
We get deeper into learning about us and you get to learn who we are because we tell in-depth stories and we’re ashamed of them because we’re nothing untouched! Send us Fan Mail Support the show Email us at Nothinguntouchedpod@gmail.com
Swipes, Scams, and Safety Plans! 08.03.2026 55:43
Scarlett thought she found a cute kitten… but instead found herself caught in a scam. 🐱 Meanwhile Ivy is still out here thriving in the dating scene. From getting catfished and “dick-scammed” to figuring out who’s actually worth meeting up with, the girls break down the wild side of online dating. They’re also sharing the must-know safety tips for meeting someone new—because a good date is great,...
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