Nothing New Under The Porch

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Today I have a yarn about the best game ever made.

Trash and I talk hawt topic stuff, we go through the news and then we talk through our faith history, we scratch the surface anyway. Apologies for the second half where I am breaking up a bit, Discord didn't want to record me properly and I gave up on editing it. I couldn't do much about it, thanks for listening.

Wes gets down to business and asks things that no one else has bothered to ask me. You'll laugh, cry and you will be disgusted at what he uncovers. Link to my Discord. https://discord.gg/Za7tdaPa

Here's the link to my Discord server https://discord.gg/TubcZpn5

This episode I talk about one of the best sequels to ever be made and how it doesn't take itself too seriously. The lesson I get from it is that we too should learn to not take ourselves so seriously, go ahead and make a fart noise from time to time.

This week Wes and I team up to get all the goss out of Trash Turkey in a heated interview. Will Trash survive the onslaught of questions?! Listen and find out.

Ever been hit in the face by some news? Well now you have.

Wes is back and we try to save the Olympics by pitching some new sport ideas. We also talk to Porcho Bot, an AI masterpiece crafted by Wes. Porcho Bot gives his take on Super Mario 64 and more.

I have created another fake game and it's worth putting a VR headset on for. Enjoy hearing about the adventures of Ricky as he gets reeducated by the Amish people and puts his criminal ways behind him.

I talk with Wes about things that don't matter to 99% of people. Who would win in a fight between us? Which Pokemon would he eat? Wes also tells us how he'd deal with a home intruder. All this and much, much more!

This episode I challenge the listener to get their workplace HR department to introduce excursions and sports days to work life. There's plenty of android talk too, I don't go much on em.

DK64 the collectathon that pushes you to the limits and is a real good time! I'll talk about why I like it and you'll get the benefit of all the meaningful things I unpack out of it. Find out what I think about food eating competitions and learn how to use melanoblast in a sentence and so much more!

News that's so hot you will say wow that's hot!

This episode I go into Oblivion for the last time and unpack the message one can glean from character creation. Plenty of Nintendo news this week! I also mention Jelly Jambrose give him a listen on Spotify!

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More news, with a dose of entertainment news and a weather update. All mostly fake of course.

It's a news show!

This episode I give a very popular take on Super Mario Sunshine and I remind you all that God is good no matter the situation, no matter the terrible game you make yourself play.

Went all out with the plagiarism on this mockery episode and made a show better than The Backlog Breakdown. Then I sent it to them and they used it for their show, here it is. My American accent is top tier as well. Give the Backlog Breakdown a listen while you're going!

An episode I contributed to the fellas at the Backlog Breakdown. Go check them out!

Some random fake news stories.

All the news stories from the first ten episodes all in one place, how wonderful!

Another made up game. My terrible imagining of a Zelda game that's an on rails shooter, it's bad, may as well listen.

That's right a Christmas Special and I have a few friends contribute to it. Stick around till the end for a bizarre but true story about Saint Nicholas.