Notes From the Upper West Side

70. The Routine 17.12.2019 8:01 ↓

The gym, Fern, Sammy, and Junior at the Newbie School turn Paul's daily routine into a marathon. 

69. The Big Listen 12.10.2019 7:48 ↓

Paul apprises Junior of l'affaire du rat.  Junior's imagination takes her bleaching. (Read the full text at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/69 )

68. The Space Program 24.09.2019 7:05 ↓

Paul leaves the rat locked in his bedroom and takes the boys to school, while trying to decide if meeting Cammy again is worth the sacrifice of his American birthright. (Read the full text at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/68 )

67. Junior, Wayne, and a Big Rat 01.08.2019 7:47 ↓

Paul saves urban wildlife from death by broomstick, while pondering the implications of Junior's Newbie School plans.  (Text is at http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/67 )

66. The Newbie School 27.06.2019 7:59 ↓

Junior discovers Paul's illicit gym membership.  Paul starts feeling sore.  All over. (Text - https://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/66 )

65. Terry 14.12.2018 8:06 ↓

Paul brings Sammy to the gym with him.  Terry prepares Paul for the airshaft eventuality. (Text - http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/default.html#/book/65 )

64. Ball Teeth 25.11.2018 7:36 ↓

Paul joins a gym and meets Terry, who seems revolted.

63. Lunch is Paulie 04.08.2018 7:44 ↓

Paul gets serious about his second date with Cammy.  Fern invites Paul to the Commodore Hotel. 

62. Moose And Squirrel 16.05.2018 7:21 ↓

Paul makes a date with Cammy.  Harry and Sam watch Rocky & Bullwinkle.

61. The Daddy-Free Beach House 29.04.2018 7:47 ↓

Paul is careful about reading his email in the morning.  Junior dresses like a slave girl for work. 

60. The Check 11.03.2018 8:37 ↓

SAG sends the check on time.  Paul gets caught in one of his connivances.

59. The Parp Proclivities 19.02.2018 9:46 ↓

Paul argues with Kurt Libby over Parp's motivations for helping Paul out.

58. New Man It Is 04.01.2018 10:39 ↓

Paul confides his quandary to Jessica and finds out that even squares go to the gym. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/58)

57. Pairs of Things 03.12.2017 7:51 ↓

Paul's current quandary reminds him of his first real girlfriend, a Summer at the Provincetown Shakespeare Festival, and his pairs-of-things-in-the-universe theory.

56. A Leap of Faith 29.10.2017 7:26 ↓

Paul begins to think he may have sold his soul to the devil, a.k.a. Parp. (Text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/56)

55. An Integral Part of the Plan 27.09.2017 4:39 ↓

Parp tells Paul what he needs to do to get in shape for his next encounter with Cammy. (Text: http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/55)

54. The Female Biology 05.09.2017 9:15 ↓

Paul says sex is what comes naturally.  Parp tells Paul he has to train himself for it.

53. The Ballsy Stratagem 20.07.2017 7:14 ↓

Harry builds a thing for NorthScouts.   Paul tells Parp about the date with Cammy. ( http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/53 )

52. The Alibi 30.06.2017 11:35 ↓

Paul tries to make sense of the evening with Cammy.  Tourists swarm a Starbucks at World Wide Plaza.

51. Dead As Dirt 02.06.2017 7:56 ↓

Cammy continues her role as Mommy.  Paul does what he must to avoid recriminations.

50. Mommy 04.05.2017 9:36 ↓

Cammy plays another role.  Paul resists the urge to call "time out." Full text:  http://www.danroentsch.com/nfuws/#/book/50

49. Billy 12.04.2017 9:04 ↓

Cammy plays a role.  Paul makes that mental fist.

48. The Inaugural Ball 23.03.2017 7:12 ↓

Paul and Cammy meet at the Roundabout Inn.

47. Passing the Ticket 23.02.2017 9:31 ↓

Paul decides he doesn't need to understand why Cammy is into him.  Cammy meets Arvo, Paul's manager.

46. Man Mood 03.02.2017 8:44 ↓

Paul considers that he might be giving off a vibe that makes people turn on him.  Parp tells Paul about Belinda's latest blog entry.