Not Well

Send us Fan Mail “You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.” “You could take care of me. You could always take care of me,”…“I could be the one that takes care of you, E.T., I'm your friend and I love you,” - Elliott (E.T.) Well, we decided it would be a good idea to go to a bar and drink like we never had before w...

Send us Fan Mail "Well, as a matter of policy, we try not to take advice from anyone who praises President Putin and his military strategy.” - Jen Psaki  The amount of dry hacking cough laughs from this week’s episode is enough to break the record for being the best in recent memory. Jim tells us about cutting himself preparing for a hookup and discusses looking at your own backside. Bobby re...

Send us Fan Mail SUPER FANS CLICK HERE ***NSFW- LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED*** “As you attack, it will be our faces you see, not our backs .” — Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, as Russia invaded his country. We know that the world is a scary place this week, so we tried our best to make it interesting. Jim and his ski trip, which also included an accident, are discussed. Jim also tells...

Send us Fan Mail “I mean, I was Josh Safdie’s muse when he wrote Uncut Gems .” - Julia Fox SUPER FANS CLICK HERE ***NSFW- LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED***  This week, Bobby’s Cousin Heather and her friend Cady come in to discuss how Cady got into a romantic relationship with a gay man when she was younger. We also discuss the female anatomy and we all take a turn drawing what they think it looks...

Send us Fan Mail “Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.” ― Mark Twain This week on Not Well Podcast, Bobby and Jim are bringing you a lot. From ice fishing to conspiracy, this week's episode ebbs and flows through so many topics. Jim was watching a video that took a turn for the unexpected and is questioning what he'll feel like 20 years from now about...

Send us Fan Mail “… when people ask about the meaning of life as if it were the job of our cosmos to give meaning to our existence, they’re getting it backward: It’s not our Universe giving meaning to conscious beings, but conscious beings giving meaning to our Universe.” ― Max Tegmark This week, we talk about Bobby's hatred for high school powderpuff girls (sorry, friends) and once again he...

Send us Fan Mail "A queer Christ would be the only Christ I would like to follow." - Dr. Marcella Althaus-Reid This week, we'll deep dive into some fun and relatable topics. Jim received an interesting text that solidified his stance on continuing to be his authentic self. Jim is also appalled at Bobby eating snocaps. Meanwhile, Bobby was gooning on Twitter and telling us the story...

Send us Fan Mail “There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.”  -Willy Wonka  This is the worst recording we've ever had. We're absolute disasters; the audio is not up to par and it's overall a complete disaster. However, the show must go on and one of our goals in 2022 was to be as authentic as possible. Don't...

Send us Fan Mail ***This episode is brought to you by Hydronique Hydration *** “My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there were three other people.” – Orson Welles This week on Not Well, Bobby & Jim are feeling like talking a little shit. Bobby has a health coach now and he is not thrilled about it. Jim is in physical therapy and somehow turning it sexual (shocker...

Send us Fan Mail ***This episode is brought to you by Hydronique Hydration *** " The wonderful thing is, imagination is universal all over the world, no matter what the language is.." - Roy Horn  This week is a complete sh*t show, you're welcome! Bobby & Jim take a much needed escape to Las Vegas and hit the town running. they make new friends and they even get a huge upgrade at...

Send us Fan Mail ***This episode is brought to you by Hydronique Hydration *** “The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.”– Frank Sinatra This week on not well, Bobby and Jim are preparing for their Vegas trip. The episode starts off talking about Jim having a gay sexual experience, Bobby is not amused and is devastated because he was just broke up with by his work hu...

Send us Fan Mail ***This episode is brought to you by Fucking Good Soap *** "What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult." - Sigmund Freud. How do we get back that inner child inside us all? Imagine a world where we all lived in the now, Focused solely on happiness and carefree living. ...you can.  We al...

Send us Fan Mail ***This episode is brought to you by Fucking Good Soap *** "Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember — the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you." - Zig Ziglar This week on Not Well with hosts Bobby and Jim, the guys discuss their wild night where things got interesting in the hot tub. They also talk about family at the holidays and ho...

Send us Fan Mail ***This episode is brought to you by Fucking Good Soap *** “The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear” – Rumi This week on Not Well We talk about:  Bobby's Mental Health Update  Mediation  Sleep Study  Being nothing  Staying the same body size  Jim put up Christmas Lights  Getting into Christmas Spirit  Bi Sexual Erasure  Las Vegas Trip  CES Conference  Las Vegas...

Send us Fan Mail “A person’s energy and the aura they give off never lies. Trust in that.”  - Anonymous This week on Not Well We talk about:  Miz Leaving the show  Being stupid and goofy again  Focus on Columbus Ohio  Aura reading Red Aura meaning  Indigo Aura Meaning  Purple Aura Meaning  What's going on with cussing Britney Spears   NCAA Women's Volleyball  Edibles  Tall Boys (Beer)  D...

Send us Fan Mail “I’ve never met an interesting person with an easy life.” ***This episode is brought to you by Good Fucking Soap *** Topics Discussed This Week: Oatmeal  peasants Fissures Prep H  Lube  Public sex  Bathroom attendant  Rabbit at the boarder Potato Canada  Montreal  Vermont  New Hampshire  Purrtaters  Sick Ramen Pittsburgh  Stadium seating Heights  Beyonce  Flawless  Hanukkah decora...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Not Well we talk about:  New Hampshire for Thanksgiving  Interesting trip to NYC  Throwing up at a restaurant  Margarita sizes  Hookah  The Eagle  Gay Bar  Jock Night  Sweaty Men  Eiffel Tower Position  Multiple men at once  Bad text exchange  Lost Jackets  Lesbian couple presenting  Van Gogh Starry Night in person  Brunch  Shit Faced  Lesbian Pizza  IVF baby switch ...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Not Well with Bobby, Jim & Miz we talk about:  Donda  Kanye West  Vincent Van Gogh  Edibles  Ancestors  Future Fans  This F***ing LA Trip  Flaws  Anger Anxiety  Sensitive  Jewelry Gays  Wedding Bands  Rings  Beyoncé  Harry Potter  Free Willie  Library  Dog On Fire  Police  Childhood  Grounded  Running away  Street Interviews gone Bad Ice Breaker Game  Ketamine Tre...

Send us Fan Mail This week on Not Well with Bobby, Jim & Miz we talk about:  Saying Goodbye to the name She's Not Doing So Well (See letter below)  Bottoming and why Bobby feels guilty about it  Going through changes  Bobby embracing being a creator instead of the main event  Bobby sent freak nasty pictures being entered  to a friend  Dick Pics Dwayne Wade  Duane Reade  Balls Dick Point o...

Send us Fan Mail Its the season 5 Finale, finally. We don't disappoint either when Bobby goes ham on Miz. Jim is blindsided and Bobby is just trying to stick up for himself. This one gets off to a very aggressive start but ends up being a pretty great life lesson. Are you the main character in your life? We also talk about invisible disabilities and what it actually means. Do these disabiliti...

Send us Fan Mail This week on She's Not Doing So Well, Miz hooks up at a gay bar with a Pfizer representative, Jim is feeling himself and thinks things are looking up for him and Bobby found out from his bloodwork that he is pre diabetic and has high cholesterol and is in a complete spiral.  All this and more because we are extra. We are also talking seriously about a rebrand. We might be cha...

Send us Fan Mail This week is another episode that is not with the complete cast of characters . Not to worry, its still entertaining and we will be back together next week! Finally. Bobby hates when people pout all day even though he is guilty of it sometimes. Miz tells us about his WILD time in Atlanta. Jim is in California but literally calls us for no more than 30 seconds from the San Diego Zo...

Send us Fan Mail This week on She's Not Doing So Well, Bobby has been on vacation in Seattle and LA, Miz is in LA doing stand up, and Jim is going to be in LA next week (who are we). Bobby will give you updates on what's happening with him and share some fun stories from his time in Seattle. We catch up with Miz in LA and find out about the day he quit his job and got mugged. Next week,...

Send us Fan Mail Let me introduce ourselves, we are MASTERS OF MAYHEM lately.  This week we talk about Instagram etiquette, how difficult being sober is, the actual act of sex and Bobby learns a valuable lesson about FTM (Female to Male) Gay men. Jim opens up about his relationship status and how he finally feels like he understands what he has been feeling. We get vulnerable this week so get read...

Send us Fan Mail This week on She’s Not Doing So Well Bobby is in a full blackout due to change in meds, alcohol and vape pen. 2 hours before the recording Bobby was complaining of being hot and dizzy (I guess sitting in the hot tub drinking in the sun for 4 hours will do it). Bobby is an absolute disaster but also we are just keeping it 100%. This comes on the heels of Bobby yelling at Miz for dr...