Zef Foster, Joe Farmer, and Noah Scearce

Not Qualified

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Not Qualified is primarily a film podcast where a rotating cast of characters - who are not, uh, qualified - review and talk about the films and TV they love (or hate). If you desire a couple of true cinephiles, these guys are NOT the dudes you're looking for. Sit back, have a drink, and join in the conversation on Not Qualified if you want to be braindead by dawn.

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Zef Foster, Joe Farmer, and Noah Scearce

Episodes

Not Qualified to Have a Fever Dream 08.09.2023 24:15

Movies you used to fall asleep to the sound of the DVD menu with. Among other things...

Not Qualified to Laugh at Leslie Nielsen and Cry at Rob Schneider 25.08.2023 41:37

You like comedy? Do I have news for you!

Not Qualified to Come On and Go Party 11.08.2023 46:45

Barbie? I hardly knowie.

Not Qualified to Record Our Worst Episode Ever 20.07.2023 37:13

Seriously.

Not Qualified to Be Strange, Again, In Different Realities 16.06.2023 36:56

Sam Raimi? I barely knowey

Not Qualified to Be a Desaturated Serial Killer 31.05.2023 47:14

David Fincher? I barely know her.

Not Qualified to Draft Films We've Never Seen 24.04.2023 25:15

With the number one pick in the 2023 Idiot Draft, 'Not Qualified' selects... themselves!

Not Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 3) 17.03.2023 43:11

Finished!

Not Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 2) 03.03.2023 30:06

This is a 3 parter. I know, yawn. Listen, though.

Not Qualified to Rank 2022 (Part 1) 10.02.2023 1:01:41

It's been a year.

Not Qualified to Yep (Part 2) 27.01.2023 50:31

What if clouds were hungry

Not Qualified to Yep (Part 1) 13.01.2023 25:04

Plan 9 from outer space with a monkey

Not Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 2) 09.12.2022 58:58

Again? Heh.

Not Qualified to Do the Longest Episode Ever (Part 1) 25.11.2022 46:19

We catch up for the first time since last Fall. Wow.

Not Qualified to Save Jungle Children or Crash my Scion-TC 11.11.2022 42:14

You're the wizard of loneliness

Not Qualified to Slash 28.10.2022 55:10

Happy Spooktober, losers! Sleep tight and don't let your boyfriend into the bedroom if he's wearing a sheet over his head with glasses on top.

Not Qualified to Smile 14.10.2022 36:50

Hope you have a competent dentist. I've heard Preston is great.

Not Qualified to Have Grit, Gremlins, Garbage, or Gonk Droids 30.09.2022 29:40

We were supposed to talk about True Grit - we did, some. Let's just say you get a lot of bonus content in this one.

Not Qualified to Put Everything on a Bagel 16.09.2022 30:50

This movie is like if the "tOtaLLy RanDOM" humor of the 2009 iCarly era coalesced into a movie for grown ups - and it was actually really good! Nihilism is bad.

Not Qualified to Once Again Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There" 03.09.2022 25:59

Remember Obi-Wan? Consider this Obi-Two.

Not Qualified to Have a Jar of Dirt 06.08.2022 20:59

yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum

Not Qualified to Greet You With a Friendly "Hello There" 15.07.2022 35:30

So the guy from the movie came back and now he did a thing for nerds to watch and we watched it

Not Qualified to Have a Purdy Mouth or Be on Netflix 08.07.2022 18:12

This week Noah and Zef talk about two films which pair wonderfully together - Deliverance, and The Man From Toronto

Not Qualified to Give You an Update 29.06.2022 1:45

Where are we? Where have we been? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Not Qualified to Laugh on Cue 20.05.2022 44:04

Sitcoms: the good, the bad, and the ugly. Enjoy!