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The circle of life when it comes to pigeons and inbred rabbits Pissy mouthwash a tale of revenge Great White Shark expert, Professor Riley Elliot The origins of the banking system and an unqualified opinion on it The thousands of dollars of damage caused by not having a forklift license  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The secret to putting your own downstairs operation in your mouth How many times you can cross the English channel whilst passed out in the toilets A Mad Dog that almost blew his mate's head off with a gun One of the great family guy scenes involving vomiting Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To start us off, a great re-enactment of what would happen after receiving the news that the world is ending in 10 mins from a nuclear blast Another reason why you should never use sprayable Deep Heat in front of a fan whilst nude Lessons learnt from older ladies Show Boss Tiegs has the first 2 parts of a trilogy of classic tales   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvQ9dQPGRUo Support the show: http...

"Gotta 'Bitta Banter' from some lads keeping the rich tradition of messing with the apprentices alive and well. A madman who stared death in the face while squashing his nuts on a motorcycle. Show Boss Tiegs has the harrowing tail of the heart recipient that was almost killed by his mates with kindness. Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

Sports that would make for spectacle watching, if the competitors were hammered.   Ordering a fish burger in Ibiza goes horribly wrong. How big does a bull have to be to pop a human? The 22-year-old bloke who set the Tree Planting world record in 24 hours. Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deer gets hit by a car and is an asshole about it Rufus Rice is back One of our Snipers has something horrible happen to his eye More rippers from the UK papers Bill Burr fights back Son gets one-up on his dad Friend of the show, James Morris, is thinking of the bigger picture Our original deer yarn: https://fb.watch/gEl1IfFwY-/  Jay's deer-wrangler dude: https://bit.ly/3zOMPK3  Sydney Morning Her...

Student gets the one-up on the deputy principal More ripping headlines from the UK papers People who have won the lottery Conjoined twins One of our Snipers woke up in flames! Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More great work from the UK papers Prison hack & gang member getaway Always say yes to anesthetic Show Boss Tiegs' evolving farts Slow burning prank Oasis Skateboard Company Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Update on the UK paper headlines Could you piss my dick? Why you shouldn't eat too much curry at once Another clip from Joe Rogan Someone found a bomb One of our Snipers was caught by his father-in-law Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The UK papers are bloody hilarious Some Late Mail about the Honey Badger Foam party yarn from one of our Snipers Must Watch - How it feels to kill someone - https://bit.ly/3DrryXH Dad's VHS tapes = getting in a load of shit Melbourne Cup yarns Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Google review that ended in prison... Mike Tyson’s about to clock you one, what should you do? Take it or tell a joke? This bloke did the latter The game of fetch that had the dog return with a large adult toy A comedian recounts the time he got in the shit at school One of our Snipers realises a few years too late that his mum has got one on him… Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn mo...

The bloke that bent him self out of shape and into the neighbour's flower beds Embarrassing sex stories, featuring Duncan making out with his dog and rubbing ice-cream all over his body (Jay wrote this)A chat that resulted in a new Mad Dog member, and involved a Mad Dog, literallyBit of Self-Help Singh for ya Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

Online gambling…Jay’s mate’s method The adult toy combo that could’ve made Jay millions Aussie battlers 'getting jobs done' with some 'help' Nicknames that we can’t say on the radio Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A cat killer comes clean Legend called Bill who sent his frozen poo using the work courier Why you shouldn’t piss on your neighbour's fence Machete justice in Bali When a bloke says ‘I don’t want to go out’  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve found an absolute Barry Battler from Aussie who’s been served some pretty terrible news Some Late Mail regarding the bear-skin hats used at Buckingham Palace We put Richie through his paces as a voice-over artist A bloke that has made a living out of making merkins  Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone wee’s in his own pants by accident at the races We re-visit an old, but classic clip from Bathurst - Australia’s biggest car racing event Show Boss Tiegs educates us about The Sims PC Game One of our Snipers sent us a doozy of a nickname for a bloke on his first day of school Bears are being murdered Anthony Bourdain has some great travel advice We end the podcast with a story involving a...

Barney the dinosaur f*cks up a truck How you wrecked your first car Russel Crowe is a generous legend An oldie but a goodie yarn about getting banned at a supermarket Health and safety gone wrong - how Tech Producer Caleb had to put together a basic guide for his flatmates A short ball story involving a shocking situation turned hilarious Richie has audio of a real mummy talkingBe part of the team...

A dog eats something it shouldn’t and shits it out at the worst possible moment Darrin Spencer’s oldie but a goodie Blind girl makes headlines by learning to fly a plane Late Mail Some of our Snipers take their turn at traffic management Ridiculous ghost yarn from voice-over guy Richie Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Wooding exposes the prefects he went to school with Richie shares a fairly crooked yarn about nicking a porn mag from a junkie den in the bush by his parent's house... How one of our Snipers got run over by his own car Hectic must listen from America…. One of the best true crime podcasts you’ll hear this year Ian Mad Dog Clements has been in touch again Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz...

When you could smoke on a plane We give a standing-o for a wild short ball yarn Farts that sound like well-known songs Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wild tale of taking acid in the bush at a rave... a bush doof We read another review from the Facebook group Rate My Plate….Some greenhorn cooked up a sausage burger Bloke that was out-foxed by a Fox Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How George from the UK ended up frozen solid after a mid-winters piss up A rouge operator from the east coast of the South Island... one of the all-time hectic yarns. One of the crookest sayings you’ll ever hear And the age-old debate…stand or sit to wipe? Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some ruthless reviews from Rate My PlateOld-school Aussie rock A ripper brother stitch-upBlow-drying dead pets...yep Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Flaming bulls on fire A shocking yarn from Dunc after he ended up hammered in a paddock Sex demon in a pub A wild application for the Mad Dog Club Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Confessions Butt chugging Nostalgic food places Alive in the morgue Piercing in the dick Support the show: https://plus.rova.nz/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices