Not Actually Film Critics

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Zea sits out with a sick kid at home while Izzy talks about his seismophobia and his enjoyment of RDR2 minus bounties. Gibbs gives a review of  Turning Red  before the guys get into the crafting masterpiece of Guillermo del Toro's  Pinocchio , which as aptly dark for a PG film yet stuns with its visuals. Support us on Patreon !

Izzy can't get over the  Chainsaw Man opening, and Gibbs can't get over where to stand in women's stores, which turns into a discussion of mall shopping versus online shopping. The gang then gets into the latest pick, the 1967 cuhlassic  Bonnie and Clyde , based on the real-life stories of of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow and portrayed by the dazzling Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.   Support us...

Kevin Conroy's last cameo is in Suicide Squad Zea thinks sequels suck. Also God of War: Ragnarok should have been GOTY. Izzy's RDR2 experience Bullet Train plug at the end   Support us on Patreon !

Izzy recalls a recent escape room experience, Gibbs gets into Mob Psycho 100 for the first time, and Izzy and Mox fulfill long awaited promises of films to be watched in  Cruella  and  Enola Holmes 2 . The gang then caps off the theme of dystopia with Mox's pick of the 1998 film  Dark City , from the same director of  The Crow . If you loved Batman TAS, watch it! Support us on Patreon !

Zea and Gibbs finally dip into Gloomhaven and update us with their cast of characters, while Izzy fools around with Red Dead Redemption 2 . The gang talks about video game sequels , including the the Pokémon Scarlet and Violet and its glitches. This week's film is the 1972 French-Czech animated film  Fantastic Planet , a unique and "out there" movie that must be seen to be believed.   Support us o...

We break down what wireless controllers and headsets to buy with Izzy's buying guide. Gibbs forms and expunges his inner beauty into a porcelain enclosure, just like in Izzy's pick for the theme of dystopia, David Cronenberg's recent  Crimes of the Future  - more like, Crimes of the SUTURE!  🤢 🤮   Support us on Patreon !

The team NERDS OUT as they dive a little deeper with some Gloomhaven insights. Support us on Patreon !

Can you be intimidating with a lisp? How bad are farticles? How awesome was Kevin Conroy? How bad was  Wendell & Wild ? How disappointing was season 4 of  Dragon Prince ? How good is  God of War: Ragnarok ? And how influential is the prototype of sci-fi films, the German-made 1927 film  Metropolis ? All this, AND MORE, gets answered today! *Check out our bonus episode where we dive into Gloomh...

We get caught on the latest movies and shows, including Mox reviewing Don't Worry Darling  and Gibbs elaborating on  Cabinet of Curiosities , along with Izzy's review of the currently excellent season of anime. And of course, Zea reminds us of the essence of jobing. This is all prelude to the sizzling  new horror hit and our last pick in the theme of "Poopypants", the 2022 horror film  Barbarian ...

It's episode one hundo! and the gang looks back on our most memorable episodes and movies watched. Izzy fills in on his unique scavenger hunting for bargains, while the crew recollects absolute flops of games bought at high prices. We then review the 2020 refugee-rented house horror film  His House , available on Netflix, which is British and spooky and  HAUNTED .   Support us on Patreon !

This week, we answer some burning color questions, like "Are Asians actually yellow?" and "How do bear colors work?" Zea starts to stroke her Pandorection with  Avatar  coming in December while discussing her avid porn research, while Izzy and Mox update us on recent games and movies like  Zero Caliber VR, Gloomhaven , and  Don't Worry Darling . ...and Zea's journey into  The Winx Saga . Then we r...

We're back at it as Zea shares her guilty pleasure, Gibbs catches up on life, and Mox fills us in on  Shin Ultraman . We then launch into Mox's new theme of "Halloween Poopy Pants" with the 2018 Korean horror film  Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum . Support us on Patreon !

The gang is back as Izzy goes DietBro on us, while the crew recounts experiences with  Cyberpunk 2077 ,  Spiderman , and  Hitman . We finally get to talk about  Cyberpunk: Edgerunners  before encountering the once-in-a-lifetime 'actor' Steven Seagal in the 1990 film  Marked For Death . Jamaica will never be the same once Seagal hits them, and you won't be the same once you've been Seagal'd. PS: he...

The kings of tease delight you this week with near-discussions of  Cyberpunk: Edgerunners , season 6 of  Rick and Morty , and the now-available-on-Netflix hit  Morbius . Then the lads jump into Jackie Chan's 1995 action film Rumble in the Bronx , a surefire fun way to enjoy classic Jackie Chan.   Support us on Patreon !

We check in with Cyberpunk: Edgerunners  and certainly with our segment Checkin in with the Queen . We also revisit Noah's Ark 3D and get into another reboot talk, where Zea unleashes her SAVAGE takedown of The Little Mermaid. Then it's time for Gibbs' new pick in his theme of "Cheesy Action Flicks" with the 1988 Jean-Claude Van Damme film  Bloodsport , filled with dozens of high kicks, splits, an...

As we wrap up our theme of Chinese films, our resident Chinese hosts update us on Mooncake Festival and the secret origins of all Chinese people. Don't miss our latest segment, "Checking in with the Queen", nor Izzy's review of Netflix's  Bee and Puppycat . That's right,  nor . We then recap the 1992 Jet Li film  Once Upon A Time In China , a martial arts classic with creative choreography (and fr...

Three guys, three experiences, three experiences. 1) Mox reviews Jordan Peele's  Nope , 2) Izzy finishes his "Echoes" binge, and 3) Gibbs explores sitting down to pee. Oh right and the fourth experience: the 2021 Netflix film  Dynasty Warriors , which is less of the video game and more Chinese GoT. Mmmmmm good stuff. Support us on Patreon !

Hey, memba Digimon? And Neopets? And Fortnite? And the Remastered Spiderman? And Neon White? And Netflix's Echoes? And Rise of TMNT? And the 1992 John Woo Hong Kong action film  Hard Boiled , filled with glorious practical effects and sweet gun scenes?    Yeah I memba. Support us on Patreon !

The gang goes all in on reviewing Netflix's  The Sandman  series, with a number of gripes but even more accolades. This kicks off the newest theme of  Chinese Films  with Izzy's pick of  Chungking Express , a 1994 romantic drama film from the heyday of the Hong Kong film industry. Gibbs also shares some interesting data on each host's reviews of others' movies; Izzy recaps his time at the Rocket L...

The gang sans Izzy deliberates on moose knuckles and if they are gender-restricted, then Gibbs updates his journey into Cyberpunk 2077 on the PS5 while Zea recaps her time with God of War . Mox gives a few animation rec's before finishing off the theme of Indian Films with the 2009 comedy  3 Idiots (available on Netflix). This goofy coming-of-age education critique is a great insight into Indian s...

This week, the gang recaps Godzilla and its many remakes, recaps of the recent city-climbing cat game  Stray , and Izzy introduces everybody to the edging lifestyle. Then we jump into our third pick of our tour in Indian cinema with the 2011 action-comedy-romance film  Singham,  starring Ajay Devgn (the same lead actor of Drishyam ) with some frankly amazing action shots that must be seen to be be...

Beeum and Beeoh Taking shits and edging Shower vs Pooping   Support us on Patreon !

The gang is finally back together, and they've got stories to share about ant problems, knife sharpening obsessions, power washing, plus experiences with a new PS5 AND Steam Deck. Mox's also makes a surprising admission before we dive into the first pick in theme of (B)ollywood  with the recent Tollywood action drama,  RRR.  This is an unforgettable experience and words cannot express what you wil...

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