Not A Podcast ASOIAF Re-Read Podcast

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Victarion Greyjoy becomes a POV and Euron Greyjoy finally appears as we build up to the kingsmoot.  Next time: we stay right here at Old Wyk for "The Drowned Man," aka Aeron II, aka the kingsmoot!  Emmett's twitter:  twitter.com/PoorQuentyn Manu's Twitter:  https://twit...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, special guest Quinn the GM joins us to rank all the POVs in ASOIAF. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will stay mediocre for life? Next time: Manu returns as we set sail for the kingsmoot with AFFC, The Iron Captain!  Quinn's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/qu...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei rules out Westeros' new ruling class, each one somehow less impressive than the last. Next time: a special episode with Quinn the GM, in which he and Emmett rank the POV characters!  Emmett's twitter:  twitter.com/PoorQuentyn Manu's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime bids farewell to his father's corpse--and thanks to his still-living relatives, that was the *best* part of his day.  Next time: we stay right here in King's Landing for AFFC Cersei IV, in which she unveils her small council: Harys Swyft, Orton Merryweather, Gyles...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode: Sam pukes, Gilly cries, the baby poops, and Maester Aemon comes unstuck in time. It's the most miserable quest in the story...until we get to Quentyn, that is. Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC Jaime II, in which Tywin's corpse leaves the city, and Jaime i...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, our friend Lo joins us to discuss Brienne's return to Maidenpool and how everyone she meets reflects back on her past and personal journey.  Next time: we kick off another quest in AFFC Samwell II, in which Sam and his companions set sail across the narrow sea, somehow...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arys Oakheart is treason-level horny, but at least he feels suicidally shameful about it.  Next time: we hit the road again with Dunk and Egg 2.0, Brienne and Pod, for AFFC Brienne III. We'll be joined for this episode by our friend Lo aka Lo the Lynx!  Emmett's twitter...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet... Next time: we head down to Dorne for "The Soiled Knight," Arys Oakheart's sole POV chapter, in which he's horny to the point of treason. We've all been there.  Emmett's...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Asha Greyjoy comes home to take her father's chair, no matter how many uncles she has to ignore.  Next time: we return to King's Landing for AFFC, Cersei III, in which Cersei has to witness another son marrying Margaery Tyrell. At least Tommen doesn't die...not yet... E...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we climb up to the Eyrie to check in on Sansa Stark, who's busy becoming Alayne Stone while Littlefinger tries to get away with murder.  Next time: we sail back to the Iron Islands for "The Kraken's Daughter," in which Asha Greyjoy discovers that being the kraken's daug...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we head back on the road with our favorite NotAKnight, Dunk--I mean, Brienne, as she arrives at Duskendale and literally runs into her new squire, Egg--I mean, Pod!  Next time: we climb up to the Eyrie for AFFC, Sansa I, in which...wait, Sansa? Sansa who? All I see is A...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Jaime holds vigil for his father while regretting (and flashing back to) every choice he's ever made. For a change.  Next time: we head back on the road with our favorite NotAKnight, Dunk--I mean, Brienne, as she arrives at Duskendale and literally runs into her new squ...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Cersei appoints Gyles Rosby as the new master of coin and tries to appoint her uncle Kevan as the new Hand of the King. Can't win 'em all!  Next time: we head out to...nowhere, actually, we stay right here in King's Landing for A Feast for Crows, Jaime I, in which Jaime...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Arya arrives at Braavos, a city bustling with life...except for the death cult hiding in plain sight. Which is where she's headed, naturally.  Next time: we return to King's Landing as Cersei names Gyles Rosby as the new master of coin and...tries to name her uncle Keva...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Sam is ready to take on the Others, but maybe not a mouse. Poor little guy (meaning both Sam and the mouse). Next time: we set sail for Braavos in A Feast for Crows, Arya I!  Emmett's twitter:  twitter.com/PoorQuentyn Manu's Twitter:  https://twitter.com/ManuclearBomb  ...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, Brienne of Tarth, truest of NotAKnights, sets out to find a princess who will always, always be in another castle. Next time: we're taking next week off, but the week after that, we'll be covering AFFC, Samwell I, in which Sam is ready to take on the Others, but maybe n...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, special guest Rohanne joins us to welcome the one true queen to the NotACast with AFFC, Cersei I.  Next time: we head out on the road with the truest NotAKnight in AFFC, Brienne I!  Rohanne's twitter: https://x.com/cyrilwoodcock   Rohanne on Girls Gone Canon discussing...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, the Sand Snakes turn up one by one to ask their uncle, Prince Doran Martell, for permission to commit war, murder, mayhem, etc. Oh, and Areo Hotah is also there. Good for him!  Next time: we're taking next week off, but the week after that, we'll be covering AFFC, Cerse...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we kick off the Ironborn storyline in A Feast for Crows with Aeron "Damphair" Greyjoy, the least likeable youth pastor in history, as he tries to get everyone together against the devil...who just happens to be his brother.  Next time: we're taking next week off, but th...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire...but not here! In this episode, we cover everything we loved in 2024, from Furiosa to X-Men '97 to Shogun.  Next time: we return to A Feast for Crows with "The Prophet," in which Aeron Greyjoy gets everyone together to resist the temptations of the devil, who just happens to be his brot...

  Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we begin A Feast for Crows with Pate's Prologue down in Oldtown, a bunch of slackers sit around debating Daenerys' destiny (sound familiar?) before Pate gets himself killed by a semi-familiar face.  Next time: we set sail for the Ironborn storyline with "The Prophet,"...

Surprise! We've been covering Star Wars for all our $5+ patrons on Patreon, and we decided to make our very last episode (featuring Luke from We're Not So Different as a guest host) available for everyone. In this episode, we wrap up Return of the Jedi, aka Episode VI, in which the Skywalkers bring both trilogies to a close by defeating the Emperor (for now...?) along with their furry friends, the...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this special episode, we talk about how Season 4 of Game of Thrones wrapped up the ASOS material and talk about how we would have adapted A Feast for Crows and A Dance with Dragons. Thanks for listening to our episodes on A Storm of Swords! We'll be taking next week off, but after th...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this special episode, we look back on everything we loved about the first three books of ASOIAF and look ahead to everything we're excited to cover in the next two. Thanks for listening to our episodes on A Storm of Swords! Before jumping into A Feast for Crows, we're going to be rel...

Hello and welcome to the NotACast, the one true chapter-by-chapter podcast going through A Song of Ice and Fire! In this episode, we wrap up the book as Lady Stoneheart and her Brotherhood outlaws string up Merrett Frey, whose life really seemed to suck anyway.  Thanks for listening to our episodes on A Storm of Swords! Before jumping into A Feast for Crows, we're going to be releasing a couple of...