(Not A) Christian Podcast

On this show, we walk through the results of the (NA)CP Christmas Movie Throwdown Tournament and the bracket challenge! This was one of the more unique tournaments in the history of the show and the bracket challenge was the biggest ever! Follow along to hear exactly how voting played out in every matchup and to see how you did in the bracket challenge!

For the first time in a while, we've got a guest episode! These fellow podcasters have NEVER revealed their true identities on their own show, but they do it on today's episode of (NA)CP! This is one of the more... unique episodes of (NA)CP. Songs breaker out, the bleep button comes back and weird opinions on socks and grape butts come out. And join us as we reveal the shocking and sad truth behin...

On this episode of the show, Kyle starts by recounting a recent travel experience where he's about 80% sure he saw an obscure Christian Celebrity who is also a man-child! Then, Kyle attempts to set the record for the amount of times he's said the name of his favorite singer in a single show! Kyle's Spotify Wrapped contains no surprises, as usual, but maybe you can us it as a recommendation. To fin...

In this episode, Kyle begins yet again with an adventure on Facebook Marketplace, buying something he has no use for. Then, we talk about the only hero that can save New York City- the Rat Czar! Find out if you could be this hero! Then, Kyle walks through the Christmas bracket to determine what he thinks you will vote to be the greatest Christmas movie ever. And of course, it wouldn't be a bracket...

On this episode, we walk through the latest (NA)CP tournament results! As usual, there are upsets, intrigue and all-around good times! See some of your favorites, like "Daddy God," Enneagram Culture and Celebrity Pastors battle it out for the ultimate title of the worst thing that Christians should definitely stop doing. We follow that up with walking through the bracket challenge with a familiar...

On this episode of the show, Kyle starts off with the third annual Halloween segment- except it's only a 60ish second summary of every Halloween segment that I've ever done on the show. The main segment of the show is going over the Young Earth Creationist view as a part of our Dawn of Time series. This is the first of several weeks in which we'll be talking about different views on creation. List...

It's time for another tournament! This episode kicks off with a brief aside about how Iphones have been notifying your family that you're in physical danger! The rest of the show is dedicated to giving Kyle's predictions about how the up coming tournament will go! This tournament is the Tournament of Things Christians Should Stop Doing! Listen to hear Kyle's thoughts on people who say 'Daddy God,'...

We've made it to two years of (Not A) Christian Podcast! Kyle begins by recounting a series of unfortunate events that unfolded this weekend and how his psycho ex-girlfriend (Alpine) won't let him leave! Then, the whole episode is devoted to reflecting back on what the past two years have been like. Kyle counts down the top 10 moments of the past year and ranks the past tournaments we've done on t...

To start about the show, Kyle spends time recounting the most atrocious-tasting milkshake of his life- this experience is comparable only to drinking a candle. Then, we spend way too long talking about microwavable meals, microwave protocol and the delicacy that is a TV dinner. Next, a chain of events involving aggressively stirred marinara sauce and defective coffee cups causes Kyle to unearth hi...

It's back! The greatest podcast that just happens to be Christian has returned from its break! To start off, Kyle gives a little update on what life is like in a new place. So many things have changed. Wingstop has sandwiches. The kings of bro country have called it quits. Kyle disappeared to the desert for three years and came back to bottomless muffins and ice cream that shamelessly panders to s...

This show kicks off by Kyle talking about his new morning routine and accidentally gets profound and inspirational. But of course, we spiral into irreverence as we spend way too long talking about snack foods and brackets. Kyle masterfully comes up with analogies to draw lines between the world of snack foods and worship music. Also important to note, Kyle is starting to not care anymore (but in a...

Kyle begins by talking about the biggest problem about living in a bigger town- navigating parking lots without looking dumb. However, that’s all the time we have for irreverence, as the rest of the episode revisiting a topic from earlier in the year- abortion and Roe vs. Wade. Unless you’ve been living under a rock lately, you know why. We talk primarily about what we do now- now that a goal Roe...

At long last, welcome back to the show! We went on a little unplanned break, but we’re back and there are some changes coming to life and to the show! SPOILER ALERT: They’re all good changes. Kyle reflects on life lately and all the changes that have come with it. The majority of the show is bracketology for the upcoming (NA)CP Tournament! Listen to Kyle’s trash opinions on snack foods including t...

This show opens up with a huge dump of half-baked conspiracies that Kyle has been mulling over in his head lately. Learn what it has to do with Chick-Fil-A, running out of gas, Dalmatians (which aren't even real) and people named Ralph. Maybe you're a drone and you don't even know it! Next, we have part 2 of Keep It or Can It: Summer Edition. Learn as Kyle laments the troubles associated with Slip...

Happy Memorial Day Weekend! This episode begins with yet another Facebook Marketplace report- only it's not funny because it was with a normal person who did not provide any entertainment value or podcast content. This rest of this episode is all about summer. We walk through all things good, bad and nostalgic about summer! You voted for this Keep It or Can It Segment and we're going to hear how t...

Welcome back to (Not A) Christian Podcast, which will soon become the Facebook Marketplace Adventures Podcast! Next, the Tik Tok Algorithm is a little flawed, as Kyle keeps getting ads that say that he can atone for his own sin simply by enrolling in a Christian Studies Degree! To wrap up the show, Kyle recounts the story of the weirdest thing that has ever happened to him. It involves an old man,...

On this episode, Kyle give an update on last week's Facebook Marketplace situation. It turns out a celebrity was trying to buy Kyle's broken TV! Next, we announce the winner of last week's Most Annoying Christian Subculture draft! The majority of this episode is spent diving into your unpopular opinions. You submitted them and social media voted to determine who has the worst opinion on the intern...

Elon Musk bought Twitter, in case you didn't know. What does that mean? Memes! Kyle shares his super in-depth perspective on current events, which is just laughing until the next thing happens. But then we take a serious turn as Elon Musk (probably a friend of the show) is the only hope to revive one of Kyle's favorite fast food items that was recently discontinued. Then Kyle tells about the time...

Today, we have the first-ever recurring guest on the show! See what Nate Carlson has been up to over the past year-and-a-half. SPOILER ALERT: He’s been writing more books! This time, it’s called Shadow and Sword and it’s the first of a young adult fantasy trilogy! Come listen as we answer many burning questions such as: What is the most rewarding part of writing? Does Nate consider his own writing...

Welcome to this special tax day edition of (NA)CP! We also throw in some stuff about the Resurrection of Jesus... On this episode full of theological musing, we talk about all things pertaining to the resurrection of Jesus- or at least the things that popped into Kyle's head. We look at some of the evidences of the resurrection, but more importantly, the implications of the resurrection. Were we c...

Welcome to this Saturday edition of (NA)CP. Find out why it's a day late and what it has to do with Bambi's Mom! In this episode, we go back and look at every matchup from the March Madness Worst Christian Song Edition Tournament! We go through every matchup and talk about Cinderellas, tiebreakers, upsets and more! Then we look at every entry for the bracket challenge- from the worst bracket ever...

Welcome back to normalcy- or at least the closest we get to it on this show. On this special April Fool's day edition of (NA)CP, there is definitely nothing to be suspicious of. It's a completely normal show. Nothing fishy here. Listen to Kyle kick off the show by ranting about one of the most inconsequential things yet- coffee cups. Next, I announce the winner of the Bible Character Draft from Ep...

In this episode, we run throught then entire March Madness: Worst Christian Song Editon bracket and (as always) Kyle give his predictions and opinions on each matchup. Have you ever wondered what Kyle thinks about Mandisa, Skillet, Church Clap and Christian rap? You're in luck. But at one point, we have to take a break for Kyle to give an update on the closest he's ever come to death while recordi...

If you had fun in last week's episode, you're in luck! Hunter and Kelsey are back! In this episode, we each assemble a team of Bible Characters through a draft. It became apparent early that one particular participant had a team that completely and totally denies the sovereignty of God and another participant came way more prepared than anyone else! Listen as Kyle doesn't let God on his team until...

On this episode of the show, we have special guests Hunter and Kelsey Brown! Learn how one of Kyle's most miserable seminary experiences helped bring together a couple who is now married! The majority of this episode is spent discussing the authority of Scripture- namely how we differentiate the authority of Scripture from the interpretation of Scripture. Kyle read a third of an article on the sub...