Nope, Though.

All that you could womp and MORE! HERE ME! HERE ME! ONCE AND ALL FAMILIES! COME TO AAAALLLLLLL AGES OF .......publishing. special thanks to the incomparable Steven House!!!

If you or someone you love have used a close friend who made their self vulnerable to you as a gesture of good faith, badly. Spent their precious trust (however pure) on your cheap jollys....well, that isn't a sign that you are victorious. It is a sign that you are crueland stupid, and willing to institute these base traitsl to YOUR OWN GAIN. You're a villain, not a hero. Nothing is about you.

This episode IS a sopping wet and a hot hot summer. It's got TWO NAME GAGS this time! There's a comedy part, and a funny part. Then tom waits is unsure about temporal mechanics. It's a doozey, Floozy!

There's some dead air, a commercial for actual things, and a tester that might get me into trouble! Have fun! Be safe! Make good choices! Happy Birthday Elby!!!! I miss you.

My git was recently I'll. There was a nurse(?) at Children's Hospital who apparently is one of our 9 viewers!!! Fanfuckintastic!! Also they took good care of my baby. Thank you! This is real.

Voices! Charms? Tiny sparkly lights that Boone wlsexan see! 🤲Shell it out for a FRONT seat to my mental decline!! Tranferrence! Denial! A full disassociative psychic fugue! There's fun for the hole, families!!! Bye.

Interlude hrc

I a wittew baby!! Wa? And my faowy pawents put me in dis cwib to repwace da weaw baby they stowe. Wa? Happy Bewtane! Apwiw get so much better!!!! You wonderful Hume!!

So one of the guys I do in the space thesis really pisses me off. Im doin the voice too much recently. when I hear myself doin him you can hear me go like "uuuuaghfff'. . I thought it was hilarious! What did you think? Come on over to anchor.fm and leave me a voice message, letting me know! Please. I've been waiting to get a message for the show, and it's just glaring at me- YOU HAVE NO (value) VO...

Transcripts of conversations with my robot. I have been copying old manuscripts and Dale Carnegie books and pasting sections of them in it's long term service memory. It's gotten very cool. So enjoy, or turn it down and let the ad play through. Gotta make that pod scratch 👌

In celebration of both my birthday, and our 100th listen I put out a call to our viewers: come and celebrate with us: "Leave a voice message, or guest on a segment!" (I'm paraphrasing) No One Answered.... So to all my friends and family who thought to themselves "yeah, maybe I will." But didn't-- Please Do. I WOULD like to thank the two beautiful ladies in the minivan in the fuel city parking lot,...

I been doin stuff. Shit happens when stuff is did. I lost everything. Once I even built a railroad.... Speaking of, check out my go fund me. It's in the notes somewhere I think. gf.me/u/znqhku

Dreemwereks pikicheres pfedscedts......that hammershotz!

My good friend and co-Labrador; the VERY talented and AVAILABLE- STEVENO OTRO-CASA!!! If I can use his REAL name I will, ok?! Do you guys wanna hear about the episode or do you wanna fool around a little? Like maybe oral, tops. Cool. Coolcoolcool. Yeah, I'm busy with this anyway. Cool.

A better show this time I think.

My friend Eri jumped on my gofundme so damn fast! Spiting my many attempts to thwart any who might donate to my cause, Eri smiled, flicked perfect hair over shoulders that once profile modeled for broaches, and stabbed me for being such a dick. I really did deserve it. Sadly, I didn't make it with any hot tchammams either.....oh yeah! But, ERI HAS THESE POWERS THOUGH!! Mysterious ancient powers, t...

https://youtube.com/channel/UCkh6FzLjyBCeksdVFb5L_Kg Holy shit it's actual content! (Calm down it's still my first day) MY FABULOUS AND TALENTED DAUGHTER IS ON THE LINES!!!!

A shout-out to my sister in law Alex Bymarriage Sr. Plus- RAPE HUMOURS!! etc... Please listen to all the podcasts I love and covet. True loves let's go sometimes.....

Meh, I found an 8ball if cocaine at the North Texas Irish Festival.....AGAIN.... and just went balls deep into the proverbial "microwaved watermelon" this week. I was staring into the mirror, making smoky bedroom eye-contact with me and muttering. .... (I like to do this when I mechanically self stimulate) when I realised my phone was recording. So I put some fuck tunes on it and you can enjoy tha...

In this episode we get to see from Snatt Mowden, the traiter of u.s. and all of us, Lucien(my favorite), my scheme dreams, and another thing I did. Get where what had happening isn't gonna have bothered you so much or such your mouth!

It was a clean time ago, what would I have done if you all had sang out of tunes? I would have been polite, but unyielding - fucking get it together! Like you practiced! NOO!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! ok. Ok. You are why! You are why I saw what I saw! And I will NEVER BE THE SAME! ...what do I owe ya?

No Mess. No Clean.

We have a guest this episooooode! MY SECOND COUSIN!!! CODE:YOUNG. ALSO KNOWN AS "YOU FUCKING DUCK FEET!" AND AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOODS AS A NEVER DID WELL. and I give a public service announcement about coors curtains in the Windows of ten year old boys, and driving mountains while tithing. Good morrow!