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Cassandra, Krueger, and John engage in another high-brow minisode while Marty is off in London or something? Special surprise guests arrive! What a ride! Fill our sack at noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Without Marty's it's MIRPs gone wild. noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?

Tonight the MIRPs talk about keeping your ass clean and also carve out the next big tentpole in the Disney empire. Epic is an understatement. Plus, we talk about the end of Marvel, sketch comedy, and we dip into the sack. noonerpodcast@gmail.com. What are you waiting for?

The MIRPs (male internet radio personalities) talk about life as a simulation, rework classic films, and outline the perfect wedding. These are invaluable nuggets of knowledge. You're welcome! Plus puss-filled sack stuff: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRP boys try to fill in the Cassandra comedy void by talking about riots, insurrections, and suffering. Thankfully, an email from a listener named Cassandra saves the MIRPs from despair. Do your part: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On tonight's Krueg-cast, Cassandra returns and the MIRPs break down the next holiday classic. Steve gets into Daddy talk and calls out Marty for being a violent drunk. It's a holiday miracle! Why is our sack so flaccid? Fill it: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Tonight the boy MIRPs deconstruct the F and the F franchise and reform capitalism. So basically, the world is saved, right? Fill the sack with your comments: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty tries and fails to leverage the MIRPs to make him a crypto bro. Instead, they reach into the mail sack, talk LGBT+ athletics, and shit on cis white hetero comedy on TV. Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

John, Krueger, and Marty bro out without actually coming to blows. They agree on deodorant, Father's Day, and why Cassandra is so fucked up. Why didn't you send an email? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs gather for an IRL pod just to get pissed off in person when Marty appoints himself the show's real-time dramaturg. And for once, they actually watched the movie they recommended on the last episode (Spontaneous)! Plus, some random stuff and whatnot. Fill the sack: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Tonight, John abandons his turn at the helm of the MIRP-mobile. Instead, Krueger and Cassandra mock Marty for wearing a mask. They talk about stuff on the TV, weird facial features, and how millennials destroyed the world (or not). Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In tonight's sausage hang, John, Marty, and Steve yammer on about masks in a post-mask world, new trailers from Marvel and Edgar Wright, tasty stuff from the mail sack, and more. Email us! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

The MIRPs reunite in person for the first time in 14 months! Hugs off mic, the usual vitriol on-mic. Lots of silliness, monologues, mailsack, and a touch of anime. Chime in by filling the sack! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In a Krueger-led episode, Steve can't stop talking about how irrelevant Hollywood gossip is, John can't stop talking creepy, and Marty can't stop talking. There's some more chatter about bodily fluids, awesome mail sack, and the MIRPs are finally gonna watch some anime. Also, Hey, Cassandra, is your new internet assistant. Listen to her in action! Join in the conversation: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

After some debate, the MIRPs have a deep discussion on if this is this. Fill the sack. Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On the verge of solving racial conflict across our vast country, the MIRPs instead opt for fart jokes and making fun of John...which has its own merits. No judgment! Sack needs letters: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

On Cassandra’s amazing 4/20 show, the MIRPs manage to avoid talking about cannabis altogether. ‘Cause they’re so fucking high! Actual discussions form around stalking exes, Marvel movies, Oscar picks, and more. We just won the pool for you. You're welcome!

Krueger explores Hitler's Insta, Marty and Krueger explore odd hair growths, while Cassandra and John break down Arkansan soap operas (Grass Do Blow). Plus enjoy a deep exploration of dead air. Fill the sack! Noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Now that we've set your expectations, enjoy John's podcast where he gets us to be nice and talk shit about each other all in the same breath. Everybody has a superpower, right? Email us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com

In this chicken-free episode, the MIRPs solve racism, fix unwoke tweets, but fail to stop climate change. Two out of three? We face our hypocrisies and dare to challenge the Marvel monolith! Really fun stuff. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

We got the band back together! Cassandra, John, Krueger, and Marty are back discussing how to get rich from NFTs, Asian hate, and vaccinations. Marty pierces himself live on air while the others discuss how pleasant the podcast is when he isn't on. Sack up: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty is away but the MiRP's still play!

It's like Thanksgiving at your weird in-laws' house as the MIRPs bicker about wealth inequality (what's controversial?), Wandavision (what's not to love?), and bagels (who the fuck in their right mind would pick English muffins over bagels?). P.S. Marty kinda loses his shit, but not in a fun, click bait-y way. P.P.S. Is calling that out click bait? P.P.P.S.Yawn. Don't waste your time. Join us! noo...

The MIRPs gather to reflect on a year of COVID: How are we doing? What have we learned? There's some pigpiling on Marty while we discuss Cassandra's blossoming acting career. We talk about Golden Globes, independent filmmaking, and more! Join us! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

When Cassandra isn't around, Krueger takes the opportunity to creep on Dame Helen Mirren. The Male MIRPs explore Martian orgasms, lament the loss of Daft Punk, and other nonsense. But stay tuned for Krueger's pitchin' tips! Send in your questions: noonerpodcast@gmail.com