Nooner

Marty and Micky tackle the world's problems. Turns out Trump is bad. Sexual assault is...also bad. Video game movies...pretty bad, but not as bad as the other two. But we learn nothing is as tragic as a flat tire. FILL THE SACK noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Just because we call it a comedy podcast doesn't mean it's a comedy podcast. As evidenced by today's topics: taxes, sexual assault, and mental illness. Shit gets real. Also, email us your 100 words based on Oblique Strategies: http://stoney.sb.org/eno/oblique.html. noonerpodcast@gmail.com

We bid farewell to guest MIRP, Peter WG. And we get into the icky mire of the Vegas shooting. Ugh. On a lighter note, Peter WG expresses his love of Dick. Send us your tattoo stories: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

After bloviating about some sort of senatorial conspiracy theory, Marty offers Mickey unsolicited career advice. You're welcome, Mickey. Plus, Mickey explains the "struggling" part of "struggling screenwriter." Then there's bucket list talk and the obligatory yurt talk. #YurtTalk

Three male MIRPs mansplain why men are shitty and why James Woods is a prick. You're welcome, ladies. Then there's a bunch of race stuff, some anti-Aronofsky crap, and then one MIRP reveals his love of Target & Del Taco. You're welcome, ladies. #WhiteQueso

A potential singleton podcast gets a welcome interruption from across the pond. Listen in on Darren Husted's perspective on summer movies, Stephen King, Louis CK, and all things pop culture.

Mickey, Marty & Krueger talk about a bunch of stuff: protests, creeps in showbiz, Jerry Lewis, mail sack. Cheez-its and laughs - what more do you need?

The MIRPs take a look at Harvey, Louis CK's dong, and the giant pillars of light that ends every superhero movie. Then Marty brings the conversation down by talking about canine mortality. Plus, visiting MIRP, Peter WG, and Mickey fling as many dad jokes as possible at Krueger.

To no one's surprise, Marty has something to say about Charlottesville. Thankfully guest MIRP, Will Wilkins, is there to offer some thoughtful insights. They talk about how much they should worry about the state of the country and then talk about movies they haven't seen. Mail us at noonerpodcast@gmail.com and go see DAVE MADE A MAZE!

Cassandra and Marty are joined by @LisaLaureta, comedian, animator, and sex positive podcaster. We learn the sexual predilections of married Orange County men and what the hell pan-sexual means. Plus, relationship advice, writing discussion, and the Google Anti-Diversity Manifesto. Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty and Mickey take another pop culture dive and this time Mickey remembers something he's seen! Find out what his favorite movie of the year so far is and hear about the latest sci-fi show he's working on, "Noble & Barnes." Questions and comments to: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Two MIRPs enter today's Nooner and one emerges. Marty relentlessly bullies Mickey for his terrible memory. They talk about all the Comic-con trailers Mickey didn't see, their favorite Doctors, and the lame Democrats. Mickey redeems himself with his elaborate discourse on auteur theory...or does he?

The MIRPs are joined by life coach, @DaleThorhammer who helps us stop stopping our unstoppable. Mind. Blown. Plus, the usual nonsense. @CassCardenes, @StephenKrueger, @BroussardMickey, @MartyYu

Krueger is live and in the flesh, on this very special Sunday night drink-cast! Along with Marty & Cassandra & special guest. MIRP/listener, Steve Owens, laden with bottles of booze, tells us how he became the Zelig of podcasting. And then it all gets a little foggy...

MIRPs Marty, Cassandra, and Krueger graze lightly on the news before delving into the Han Solo movie controversy, women directors, and then Marty goes off on all the great horror movies of history. Let us know your Summer 2017 jam: noonerpodcast@gmail.com

From the stumbly intro on, Krueger, Micky, and Marty talk about all the wrong things: racism, dad sperm, suicide, movies no one will see, and then more racism. You have been warned.

Three MIRPs talk the week's events: Cassandra talks Wonder Woman (no spoilers), Krueger mansplains comedy, while Marty talks....and talks...and talks... Politics, movies, rectal eels, poop, and back to politics. Nooner is a metaphor for life.

On an abbreviated, mellow pod, Krueger and Marty complain about social media, advertising, and about the kids who keep encroaching on our non-existent lawns. FILL OUR SACK! noonerpodcast@gmail.com

After talking about terrorism and student loans, Bill talks about his meteoric rise as a (potential) auteur. Cassandra and Vivian talk about (potential) girl-on-girl action. Marty gets into a (potential) bar fight. Krueger will be a (potential) Angeleno again. #KruegersBalls

The MIRPs talk about the summer movie slate. Cassandra asks the men how she should think about things, Mickey learns to swear, and Marty relates a terrifying dog tale. Plus some ranting about net neutrality.

On today's show, Marty gives you 10 minutes of Trump talk to skip after which Krueger and Cassandra compare sex moves until Mickey can't take it any more.

MIRPs in place? Check. Awesome guest (@gillygal)? Check. Krueger on the Skype machine? Check. Robotic sperm extractor? Check. Classic Nooner.

Today the male MIRPs discuss stuff Scott doesn't know about. Mickey peels back the veil on his dating life. Krueger gives his assessment of the media landscape. And Marty still can't get shit to work. Business as usual. Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Marty & Mickey rant about the Man: kicking us off our airplanes, whitewashing our anime, putting sexual predators on the air, and ending riots with cola. Then we get an update from our MIRP on the street, @CrisMiller94. Game talk, comics, RPGs - all the stuff we can't talk about when Cwaire's around. 'Cause she'll cut us. Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com

Today the MIRPs are joined by Winston Carter, improviser, actor, & screenwriter of "Spaghettiman," available on Amazon Prime. We nerd out on moviemaking, comedy, videogames, laziness, and why the fuck you would want to live in Los Angeles. Yay! Why don't you fill our sack? noonerpodcast@gmail.com