Noobs and Knockouts Podcast

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to the Temple for more of Lucha Underground Season 1. It's PenUltima Lucha and Ultima Lucha Part 1, and we got developments all over the place. We know what the medallions are! A crazy Falls Count Anywhere match! A Strap Match for the ages! PROPHESIED DEATH. And who killed Black Lotus' parents? Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, we head to 1985 to watch the very first Coliseum Home Video release, Bloopers, Bleeps, and Bodyslams, and Austin will only say it right 50% of the time. It's basically a highlight reel of Tuesday Night Titans, WWF's wrestling talk show, a thing that absolutely existed. And the true star of the show was Lou Albano, who played Mario and told kids t...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to the 2012 to get in the thick of the CM Punk-Daniel Bryan-Kane-AJ Lee love square story arc. As we follow the road to No Way Out 2012, three things become clear: a polycule would probably solve 75% of the problems here, David is hating every minute of this, and Austin has bad enough tastes to love this. CM Punk faces all comers and AJ...

On this very random episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, Austin and David return to the WWE Network randomizer to watch another completely random episode of wrestling TV! And once again, we get an oddly fitting episode. It even ties into a current arc on the show! The randomizer must be in on the work, brother. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 2005 for the first Smackdown after the Great American Bash! Rey Mysterio beat Eddie Guerrero, but Eddie lies, cheats, and steals, so he reveals the secret anyway: Eddie is Dominik Mysterio's Papiiiiiii. Also, Muhammed Hassan is gone forever, JBL has Things To Say about the Undertaker being number one contender, JILLIAN HALL DEBUTS, a...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to Lucha Underground as season 1 is winding down and the path to Ultima Lucha is being made clear. There were FOUR medallion matches, more Catrina shenanigans, a wild Atomicos main event, and threats of immolation. But most incredibly, of all the people on this show to suddenly start using shoot names, Pentagon Jr was not who I expected...

On this very Christmas-in-August episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1994 ECW one last time for the conclusion of Sandman vs Dreamer, in a little HOLIDAY HELL. We got Bob Seger, we got Virgin Princesses, we got Enter Sandman, and somehow, the story winds up being more about Cactus Jack. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we journey to 2012 WWE, Austin's nostalgic sweet spot, to start following the summer long feud between Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, and Kane for the WWE title! But also they mostly actually fought over AJ Lee being their girlfriend. Bryan and Punk are set to collide at Over The Limit, Bryan is a dickhead ex to AJ, AJ is going crazy, and in the middle o...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, we return to 2005 Smackdown, where Eddie is finally about the reveal Rey's secret, when VICKIE GUERRERO APPEARS. Eddie's wife and kids desperately try to convince Eddie to stop being a maniac, and well...at least he's a man who keeps his promises. Also on this episode, the last we're ever gonna hear from Muhammad Hassan, the return of a legend, a...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we are back in Lucha Underground, where Drago must put his number one contendership on the line against Mil Muertes. RIP Dragon Man. The third medallion match takes place, Ultima Lucha is taking shape, and Chavo Guerrero is still a bastard. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, Austin once again travels to Michigan to meet with David and see a live wrestling show, this time AEW Dynamite! With special guests, David's roommates! Ten men, two rings, one cage, it was time for Blood and Guts. We talk about what we were hoping to see before the show, as well as recap AEW Dark Elevation, AEW Dynamite, and AEW Rampage from the...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, we return to ECW 1994. After the shocking injury to the Sandman in his I Quit match against Tommy Dreamer, it is announced that the Sandman will have to RETIRE FOREVER. And Tommy Cairo seems to be the only person who remembers that Sandman was a piece of trash. It's November to Remember, and hoo boy, it'll be remembered alright. Won't you join us...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we finish our time in 2021 AEW with the end of the Women's Eliminator Tournament! Nyla Rose vs Ryu Mizunami, winner faces Hikaru Shida for the title...and somehow, the last match we watched was still all about Britt Baker. AEW Women's Division in a nutshell, folks. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, Friend of the Show Claire Lefton returns, and we check out wrestling at its gayest, with Effy's Big Gay Brunch 2! We got drag queens, we got twinks, we got souls on poles, we got collars, it's a TIME. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to season 1 of Lucha Underground, featuring Drago "flying" back to the Temple, Dario Cueto getting choked harder by Catrina, and Prince Puma and Johnny Mundo going at it. All. Night. Long. Won't you join us?

On this episode, we enter the world of 2005 Smackdown, where we explore Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio's legendary rivalry, starting with the time Eddie Guerrero filmed himself hanging out with Rey's son Dominik at a playground, and it's as creepy as you'd think. Plus, Mohammed Hussan shits on July 4th, Melina debuts, AND THE MEXICOOLS RIDE IN ON LAWN MOWERS. Oh and I guess Smackdown crowns a new...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, Austin and David return to 1994 for more ECW goodness! It was the night where somebody took it to THE EXTREME when Sandman and Tommy Dreamer faced each other in an "I Quit" match, where you must make your opponent say they quit. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, Austin and David return to 2021 to continue the AEW Women's Eliminator Tournament, as we have reached the semi-finals! But that's not all, David gets his first experience with Joshi tags, and we get a couple of Dark squashes thrown in with library related shenanigans. Won't you join us?

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we finally conclude our journey to 2002 Raw to see the Katie Vick storyline, where it all ends with one final casket match. And after everything crass we've seen so far, it all ends...pretty inoffensively, really. David swears to not get Big Mad and at the end we even manage to end on an optimistic note? What? Won't you join us?

On this NICE episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we venture for the first time to the 2nd biggest American wrestling promotion of the mid-2000's: Total Nonstop Action, TNA. We're on the road to Sacrifice, with Samoa Joe as champion having to fend off the obsessive former champion Kurt Angle and the genetic freak Scott Steiner. They say that all men are created equal.... In addition, AJ Sty...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to 1994 to ECW, on the night where Eastern becomes Extreme. It's the night where a new NWA world champion is crowned, and Shane Douglas wants everyone to know who can KISS. HIS. ASS. In addition, it's Tommy Dreamer vs Sandman, where the loser must take 10 lashes with a Singapore cane. Thank you sir, may I have another? Won't you join us...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return to Lucha Underground Season 1! The Temple is taking a darker turn, as suddenly, all that hyped up death stuff is actually happening. RIP Bael, the first, but certainly not the last. Chavo is a turncoat, Mil has returned, the Crew is down to two, Super Fly takes out his aggressions on the wrong person, Vampiro steps to Pentagon Jr, Team...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, we return for more AEW Women's Eliminator Tournament action! It's the second round, with both the American and Japanese sides represented. Nyla Rose vs Dr. Britt Baker, Thunder Rosa vs Riho, Ryu Mizunami vs Aja Kong, and Yuka Sakazaki vs Emi Sakura, the action is intense as all these women vie for a shot at Hikaru Shida's championship at Revoluti...

On this episode of the Noobs and Knockouts podcast, we venture back to the Attitude Era to witness one of the most infamous moments in Raw history: Mae Young, a geriatric pregnant woman, gives birth to a hand. And honestly, it's not as chaotic and fun as it sounds. We hit the WWF at their peak of popularity with all the stars aligning, but they still have time to be on some nonsense. Won't you joi...

On this unfortunate episode of the Noobs and Knockouts Podcast, Austin and David return to 2002 and the Katie Vick arc, as we hit the turning point of the storyline that made it one of the most infamously bad storylines in WWE history. I mean, you read the episode title, right? On this episode we talk about the worst sex tape ever played on Monday Night Raw, the history behind why the Katie Vick a...