None Of Our Business

It's said that masturbation is self improvement. Well, some have mastered the art and these boys know what they're talking about. The boys dive into the process and the skillset needed to achieve this feat. They also speak on Donald Trump and all the nonsense connected to him. Cianan and Joe finally get into a heated discussion about what the government's role should be in setting labor laws, spec...

Welcome one, welcome all, to episode 91 of the None of Our Business podcast! Cianan and Joe welcome guest host Deech to the family and discuss new found love, fashion and current events. They also welcome special guest caller, Walter Aguirre from the At Least You Tried podcast and dive deeper into the college loan experience and furthering your education. The boys close out with a solid discussion...

The countdown to 100 has begun and the boys are jumping it off with episode 90 and special guest Juan Salguero! Joe's close friend and mentor brings some insight on what's going on in the live events industry and how many businesses and individuals have had to make drastic adjustments. He also dives into the world of cars and his hefty collection while Joe compares it to his collection of Gundam m...

Another week, another great episode! Cianan and Joe have a very special guest this week, the ever wonderful, Chavon Smith! They get together to discuss multiple topics from virtual dating to voting. They also discuss discrimination and micro transgressions in the workplace. Strap in and turn up the volume. This is a dope one!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Welcome to the shit show!!! Cianan and Joe welcome longtime friend Marina Brockway to the balcony for a deep dive into Broccoli, Massage Therapy and good old fashion "Blue Lips"!!! Yes, it's a real thing, we think. Cianan speaks on his journey to debauchery and Joe crosses his legs. Come one, come all! This week's episode is an absolute Gem!

Another week of fun filled conversation coming your way! This week the boys host returning guest Rey Ramirez for an in depth conversation about basketball, parenting and good old fashion geekdom, specifically this year's DC Fandome. They also touch on Rey's community service efforts and actively protesting during the COVID pandemic. Tune in. This is a fun one.

Episode 86 is here and it's a doozy! The boys speak on several different topics this week including Layovers, Bloodsport, The Wire and the viscosity and flavor of semen! Cianan talks about confronting his roommates and winning Call of Duty Warzone with Joe's son! Joe also speaks on his love for the LAFC Film Club and Josh Gad's reunion specials. They also delve further into their video games ambit...

True to the episode's name, the boys had some technical difficulties this week, both in the world and during the recording! Cianan discussed his frustration with people not staying true to their word and the exploitation of black history in Hollywood. They also discussed their ideas for movies and people walking in on you during self care...masturbation. It's masturbation. They also discuss the wo...

Hot Episode Alert! The boys sit down with special guest Ruben Vernier this week! Ruben, an avid lover of life touches on multiple subjects from alien encounters to life as an entertainer. Cianan vents on his week and Joe takes us on a small anime discussion with Ruben. The boys close out with memories of Verdansk and how a video game, like Call of Duty, can bring people together! Come on in, the w...

Cianan and Joe get down to the nitty gritty this week and talk about what really matters...specifically which Hollywood actors could play Nathan Drake and how we feel about the actor who was actually cast. They also discuss if Hollywood has shifted away from sexual harassment at all after Weinstein. Cianan also expresses his views on how our society isn't as technologically advanced as we think we...

Cianan and Joe make way this week for special guests, Brandy X and Mel Castel! This week's episode is nothing short of progressive. We get insight on Brandy's journey in her transition and a how the trans community has blossomed in the last 10 years. The group also takes a moment to speak on movies relevant to today's current state and take another stab at existentialism.  

Hey kids! Let's talk about Star Wars............again! This week Cianan and Joe play host to special guest, Philip Duncan! That's right, Cianan's brother stops by the Castle to discuss a number of subjects! We hear his thoughts on Covd, Chappelle, Comics and much more! Cianan also speaks on an observation he made regarding himself...this and much more on this week's episode of NOOB!!!

Cianan and Joe are back! This week they welcome back guest host Daniel Deech Chung! The boys waste no time getting to the nitty gritty and dive into multiple topics this week. The boys discuss Cianan's dislike of "Breast Bumping" and his decade long pursuit of love. They also get into the resurgence of COVID cases and the growing racial tension in the US. Get ready for some insightful conversation...

Cianan and Joe have a delectable little treat for you this week! They welcome back one of the first guest to the pod, Fernando Garcia! Master Software Engineer and avid gamer, Fernando provides you with a little insight on what coding is and the inner workings of back and front end development. They also dive into a little homo-erotica and what the future of gaming might look like! Cianan dives in...

Some may say it's scripted, some know it isn't. This week Cianan and Joe dive into nipples, butt tickles and Star Wars. Little is left to the imagination when Cianan expresses his his interest in sexual delights. They also take a dive into Star Wars lore and how much of a fan he really is. The guys also work towards changing the idea that balls are stronger than vaginas. Take a listen and enjoy!

The boys get it off from the jump this week starting with a quick recap of Chappelle's new special "8:46". Cianan has a moment with discrimination and elitism. The boys have a short argument about the future of gaming and all it's potential. The cap it off with a very important soapbox. In all seriousness, this is a pretty serious episode, but it's funny too, so don't get any ideas! It's NOOB, you...

The times, they are a changin'... They're fucking back! Cianan and Joe return triumphantly for the season 4 premiere of NOOB! It's a new era and they're out on the prowl for a new co-host. This week they brought out the Littiest of Lit. BradLitty, the one and only Sergio Cantu. As they take a glorious ride along the streets of LA, they discuss the current state of our country. What we can do to sh...

Prepare yourselves, the prince, has returned! In a stunning turn of events, Phillip has returned to Cianan and Joe for the dramatic conclusion of season 3!!! The boys catch up and Phil speaks on his adventures and what he discovered over his hiatus and what his plans are for the future. Joe briefly gets into some pop culture news and Cianan speaks on his and Joe's addiction to Call of Duty: Modern...

This season's penultimate episode is full of madness from Cianan and Joe. They tapped into extraterrestrial beings and the multiverse. They also briefly discuss sleep paralysis and astral projection. It wouldn't be a NOOB episode without some sexcapades, video games banter and Cianan's keen ability to avoid any and all confrontation! The boys invite you to relish the second to last episode of this...

Los Angeles had a baby heatwave this week. You know that what that means, you probably don't, rooftop vibes for the boys! Cianan and Joe try and cool things down a little and enjoy a glass or two with solid company. Joe explains his take on courting a women, becoming a rising success in business and people not fully grasping the implications this pandemic will have on the world. While Cianan reali...

War. War never changes. Joe expresses his affinity to war games and movies while Cianan takes some time speak on religion and what's is considered the correct reaction to those who try to push religion on to you. They also briefly speak on the stay-at-home protests and what the impact of the COVID epidemic will be in the world's history. The boys compare house party stories and what their plans ar...

They said the boys couldn't do it. They said it couldn't be done. Cianan and Joe had a serious episode with very little dick jokes! They also had very few perverted jokes! Aha! Get it?! This week the boys dove into a conversation about existence and the possibility of infinite life. More banter about the Coronavirus, how long they think it'll last and what additional steps some of us could take to...

Cianan and Joe decide to take a little trip around the city. The guys take a trip down memory lane and drive by their old middle school. Nostalgia hits them when a lot of memorable establishments have changed. Along the way, they bump into this week's special guest host Sean Park! Their next stop is some curbside no contact coffee with everyone's favorite Tiger Family, The Flanagans! They're brief...

Talking about 69 got the boys started on a discussion about sex. Sex is the first thing to go in long term relationships. As people get older they either stay in shape of gain weight. Relationships are being tested during this quarantine. To help you pick up a new hobby Cianan also shares the art of Dungeons and Dragons. Tune in and tune out the Covid19 nightmare for a bit.

Covid 19 has hit and we help you get through it with suggestions on how to stay busy at home, anime shows to watch, video games to play, if Cianan found any new porno. We trade conspiracy theories and tips on how to manage the anxiety we all feel during this intense time.