Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast

This week we wrap up the two parter sweeps week programming and cover 2x17 End Game. Can Mulder handle the raw power of the Scarlet Witch? Will Scully be able to bring back half of the universe from Thanos' snap? DO CAP AND BUCKY MAKE OUT???????

X-Files returns to its primary storyline and what happens? We lose our minds. Join us as we follow the adventures of Darnold and the Greygors. Or not, really. Maybe no one should listen?

This week X-Files takes a trip to North Carolina to investigate...voodoo? WTF are we doing, Mulder? Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song...

You'd think at this point we'd be ready for anything but NOPE, here comes S02E14.

Chris and Jeremy discuss X-Files S2E13, in which we deal with some implied necrophilia and unfortunately, things that are worse than implied necrophilia. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by...

Yet another episode that doesn't seem to make sense but at least this one didn't have mentions of sexual assau-OH WAIT IT TOTALLY DOES JFC WRITERS Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris,...

Today we're covering S02E11, in which Scully and Mulder investigate...sigh. I can't even type all this out. What a crappy episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn,...

This week we're discussng S02E10 - Red Museum, in which a case about kidnapped children turns into much more. Will Mulder be able to solve the mystery in time? Will Scully be able to eat all those wings??? Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by...

This week we're covering S01E09 - Firewalker, which is a lot like the S1 episode Ice but now it's about FIRE and SILICON BASED LIFEFORMS and also VOLCANO BIGFOOT is there and we don't mind you using VOLCANO BIGFOOT in your fanfic but be sure to credit us because it's COPYRIGHTED. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to...

This week, Scully is back! Almost. Sorta. Nevermind let's just talk about her sister Melissa instead.

This week weget wet and ready as Mulder's first X-Files case since losing Scully is all about HOT VAMPIRES. Or at least one hot vampire. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, A...

We're back with the exciting conclusion to Duane Berry, specifically covering S02E06 - Ascension, in which our boy DB actually succeeds in his goals to trade Scully for himself, and then gets immediately punished for it. Meanwhile, Mulder is an action movie superstar!

This week we're back with S02E05 - Duane Berry, in which Mulder must talk down a man on the edge...and question his beliefs at the same time. Also: Drake sucks! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Ly...

How many future Supernatural guest stars can you cram into one episode of The X-Files? S02E04 answers: FOUR FUTURE SUPERNATURAL GUEST STARS. Really gotta love Vancouver. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Mi...

This week we take a close look at X-Files S02E03 - Blood, a tremendous drop in quality from the first two episodes of the season. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn,...

This week we're discussin The X-Files S02E02 - The Host, in which Mulder has to solve diplomatic crisis relating to a Russian Merman. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autu...

It's time to start Season 02 of the X-Files! in this episode we talk about 2x1 "Little Green Men" in which Mulder has a whole dang character arc and is basically saved by Scully. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by H...

This week we're taking a break in order to discuss our feelings about the first season of the X-Files, including reading a LOT of great feedback from our listeners. We're joined by Mary from Carrying Wayward, a certified X-Files fan who consumed the entire show in two or three days. Allegedly. Links! Mary's Twitter: https://twitter.com/maryturner_f Carrying Wayward:fs https://carryingwayward.com E...

We did it! We are here with the last episode of S1, in which all sorts of things go awry, and Scully finds a little freak baby. You have to love it, folks. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics...

What do you do when you have to discuss a boring episode? Straight to da dick jokes. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen he...

This week we're covering S01E21 - Born Again, a fairly boring episode without a lot of extras to make up for how boring it is. Haunted cops? Plz. Give me haunted Pikachu. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather M...

We talk about the ups and downs of being denied your last liver while also talking about S01E21 - Tooms, in which an old friend comes back in town and everyone hates it. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Mi...

Chris and Jeremy go off on a lot of tangents while discussing The X-Files S01E20 - Darkness Falls. Also, Final Fantasy is there. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat , and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, a...

Welcome back, dear listener. This week we're discussing S01E20 - Shapes, in which Mulder and Scully have to track down a werewolf at a reservation and somehow the whole thing isn't racist. Good work! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by banshe...

This week we discuss S01E18 - Miracle Man, in which our FBi team head down south to investigate a young man who can heal- and kill- with his touch. Will Mulder figure out where the nearest Ruth's Chris is before Scully schedules her rewatch of the Exorcist? Find out now. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon . Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our comm...