Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

Nobody's Listening, Right?

Society EN ↓ 228 episodes

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public”

Author

Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

Category

Society

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

28 - Dead Fish 07.09.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsetting story from the lake! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@no...

27 - The Red Jacket 31.08.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experience, as well as how sexy their cat is, and what sort of future tech is going to change the world! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...

26 - Tickle Tickle?! 24.08.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along with a colorful role play!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/...

25 - Enthusiasm Galore 17.08.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent dentist adventures, the start of the schoolyear, and what makes Andy super enthusiastic!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.co...

24 - School Crushes 10.08.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" really means, and why Andy's take on Elizabeth's birth control snafu really shook her!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodys...

23 - Hiking Surprise 03.08.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal error she nearly made several decades ago, and which spiritual advisor might be making the rounds in Elizabeth's fantasies!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagr...

22 - Pop 'N Lock Dreams 27.07.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if they were ballin’, and why Elizabeth’s dance dreams might not be completely in the rearview mirror! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...

21 - Oh, Canada! 20.07.2022

Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties before they dive deeper into Elizabeth's sordid history with water damage, and contemplate the new images from space! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https...

20 - The Universe Abides! 13.07.2022

Elizabeth and Andy follow up on pie-gate, and give an update on Andy's ADHD journey. They also discuss a wild coincidence (or is it?) related to Love Island as well as other moments of the universe intervening. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://w...

19 - Independence Day Buzz Kill 06.07.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery playing, and their endeavor to brighten a reality show editor's day! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch...

18 - Post Vacay Come Down 29.06.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths and body image wins!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobo...

17 - A Nightmare And A Dream 22.06.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some answers and lastly, their upcoming family vacation they have very different attitudes about. (Elizabeth has set her expections too high; Andy has set his expectations at possibly drowning?)  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the...

16 - What a mess! 15.06.2022

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory concern for Andy and the recent new addition to their home that has Elizabeth fuming! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodysl...

15 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby! 08.06.2022

Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find u...

14 - The Chair Lives On! 01.06.2022

Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok...

13 - A Morning's Morning! 25.05.2022

Elizabeth and Andy dissect her tough day which began with a botched purchase of Marvin’s Amazing Pens, took a detour through plumbing town and ended with a discussion about The Staircase!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobod...

12 - Restaurant VIPs 18.05.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaurant VIP status is more important, why The Staircase has changed the world, and how nothing is keeping Andy from his cookie dough ice cream!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here L...

11 - Reunion Download 11.05.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small fry back in the day, and how compassion can be summoned in unlikely ways and places! Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad...

10 - A Real Life Horror Show 04.05.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the past. Andy also lives out his worst nightmare IN REAL TIME during this episode!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

9 - The Weed Windfall 27.04.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and prayer in their lives and what recently made them laugh the hardest!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 - Rage Against The Guy In Target 20.04.2022

Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's health update and an exclusive recording of their kids describing Elizabeth's hormonal outburst!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

7 - You Just Need To Dance 13.04.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting classes, and also the most upsetting Amazon search results ever!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 - New Rug & Old Boobs 06.04.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities and Elizabeth’s ongoing bra saga!  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 - Not For The Squeamish 30.03.2022

Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross bathrooms. Enjoy! Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 - Andy's Walmart-Pocalypse 23.03.2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about Walmart, Elizabeth’s tap class and how to do small things for tiny good.  Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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