Nobody's Listening, Right?

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!...

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! ...

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright....

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch...

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslist...

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://w...

Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it’s not all in your head, Elizabeth’s extremely delicious and extremely long nacho recipe. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright...

Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth at least try a food Andy knows she will like, and a cricket! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.in...

A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some important questions courtesy of the best Starbucks in Los Angeles… we cover all of this and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the...

Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end, how to set your kids up for success in alcohol and drug use… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.no...

Is Tennis a menace?  This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solutions, expensive groceries, place settings for pimples, healthy modeling communication for kids, Michelin star origins, and micro cars as a drinking loophole. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisten...

Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a cult and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.insta...

A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history, getting stoned at a wedding and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on I...

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com...

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: htt...

A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting Andy's ADHD medication and how his ADHD diagnosis has changed their lives - All that and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!...

Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://w...

Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslist...

Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-ism, financial disparity in St. Louis and more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find...

Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodysliste...

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us...

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile.  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch u...

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/n...

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination!  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://w...

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisten...