Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

Nobody's Listening, Right?

Society EN ↓ 228 episodes

A married couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join podcast veterans Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public”

Author

Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

Category

Society

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 8, 2026

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Episodes

128 - The Olympics of Yard Sales 07.08.2024

Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the olympics, women’s periods at the olympics, mental load disparity, heat causing crime, yard sale shrinkage and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!...

127 - Isn’t That Interesting? 31.07.2024

A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate, robots serving positive purposes, and Andy’s LOVE for older women… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us...

126 - Inbox Zero 24.07.2024

Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feels underwhelming, std’s in senior communities, the hormonal roller coaster of middle age, leaving a party with a code word, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus...

125 - Vegetarian Pasta 17.07.2024

Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It’s all covered on this week’s podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobod...

124 - Less Worry More Wonder 10.07.2024

A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support the show via Patron!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.ins...

123 - Tummy Troubles! 03.07.2024

Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus e...

122 - Scam City 26.06.2024

The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter.  Topics include: an insane question regarding F1 drivers, a pending class action lawsuit for Andy, and a dream about Ramona. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningrig...

121 - People Are Wild! 19.06.2024

Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers, Women behaving badly being more interesting, Elizabeth shrinking, One skill Elizabeth and Andy would love to have… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!...

120 - Awards For All 12.06.2024

No competition between kids, is Elizabeth quietly signaling status, a Palm Springs reset, perspective on hardship, ethical dilemmas at people’s work, running to the bathroom mid teeth cleaning, and helmet up those kiddos! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the...

119 - An Insincere Apology 05.06.2024

Elizabeth corrects her errors from last episode, an emotional identity crisis, a wild party entrance, the emotional drain of being social, all cults are the same, Andy’s not real, and an inspiring quote text unanswered… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  htt...

118 - A Beautiful Reddit PSA 29.05.2024

This week we dive into a Reddit post that  moved Elizabeth, Andy living his dreams out through the kids, Smoker’s face, the return of SKA music,  medical advancements in women’s health, future AI scenarios and more. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https:...

117 - Disappointed 22.05.2024

Seeing friends out in the wild, a rideshare conundrum, what disgusting parts of the animal kingdom are lurking in your food, top exercises for improving your sex life, is monogamy the default setting, and the French … It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merc...

116 - Noah’s Ark Questions 15.05.2024

The coolest kid’s cool song request, poking holes in the tale of Noah’s Ark, Preppers and their bunkers - who’s laughing now? Diving into the crazy water with Andy and his space craft, Elizabeth’s fear of flying book, and the new song of the summer: FrOsTbiTe by DOT DOT… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Stream FrOstBiTe by DOT DOT DOT https://di...

115 - They Can Get It! 08.05.2024

This week on NLR we discuss: Tennis romance, pronoun awareness, Andy’s human existence technology theory, the need for bilingualism, what aliens might think of motels, car sex, who are all these richies, and LA kids perspectives. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the M...

114 - 3 People 5 Brownies 01.05.2024

This week on NLR we discuss: Baked goods to person ratio, sugar issues, a confounding advertisement, social stereotypes, seeking social justice in a parking lot, camp registration ethics, and listen to the song of the summer! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch...

113 - Confidence Is King! 24.04.2024

This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine differences in parent’s genders, Kids changing the rules, Judging our new favorite show, Elizabeth’s hand veins, and a lingerie power imbalance in marriage… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreo...

112 - TV Time! 17.04.2024

The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://p...

111 - Off The Rails 10.04.2024

This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningrigh...

110 - Donut Man Andy 03.04.2024

A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

109 - Soy Boy 27.03.2024

One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find...

108 - Chex Mix Bitch 20.03.2024

The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/...

107 - Private Browsers 13.03.2024

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal Penises, Norton Simon coincidence, healthy relationships with creativity, and a phrase Elizabeth adopted that Andy can’t tolerate… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!...

106 - Fireside Chat 06.03.2024

The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into heaven, hormones, WcDonalds, and much more! It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningrigh...

105 - Unhinged 28.02.2024

A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Pat...

104 - Hollywood Dreams 21.02.2024

Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instag...

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