Nobody's Listening, Right?

After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathroom stories, Coldplay outing adulterous Astronomers, an age miscalculation, the perks of French food, and the intensity of old churches. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Support NLR: OneSkin Get 15% o...

Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden Retrievers may be having a renaissance, Bearsy checks in from Los Angeles and things get spooky… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on Ti...

Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but worth it! (According to Elizabeth) It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: Mint Mobile Get a 3-month Unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at: https://www.mintmobile.com/NLR OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the co...

We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met a true garage sale legend. We might be getting shredded with Trainwell. We are definitely headed to France! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 d...

This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organizing duo, continue our obsession with ⁠Trainwell⁠, reveal the finest dining options Boise Idaho has to offer, go cherry picking, hitch a ride on an 18 wheeler, and give an update on Nobody's News / Life stuff. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’...

This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate conclusions, hear about Andy’s new yoked adventure with @jointrainwell, and even throw out some lemon cookies! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR join trainwell Take the quiz to find your perfect trainer and get 14 days...

This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting dilemmas about inappropriate songs, work through middle-of-the-night cuddle woes, and react to the wildest list of reasons husbands supposedly want to leave their wives at 50. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support NLR: join...

Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Haribo Gummy Bears, a beautiful family story from the past, and a new obsession taking over the house (spoiler: Credit Card Points). It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazi...

We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to its next journey, and A.I. truly blows minds! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our reco...

Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Brooklyn Bedding Get 30% off → go to → BrooklynBedding.com and use promo code: NLR at checkout ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Go to: https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/ and Get 15% off your fi...

Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospects, things are juiced, and so much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast:⁠ ⁠Nobody’s News⁠⁠* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram F...

Bad Vibes turn into Good Vibes, Andy goes to Bakersfield while Elizabeth plans an epic trip, Summer plans/dreams revealed, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Join Patreon for bonus episodes!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!...

Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSk...

Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing man. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodysli...

Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Fi...

This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stamp unveiling and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code:...

This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launched, Pineapples are symbolic in the lifestyle, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by support...

This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experience at Urgent Care, a Mahjong punking holds delightful news, Nipples vs Toes, and much more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily https://linktr.ee/nobodysnewsdaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by su...

This week: Elizabeth’s Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy’s soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke Shields is ruffling our feathers, Standing on one foot is sexy, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningr...

This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influencer marketing, talk scammers, and much more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch! https://ww...

An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to be a better texter/friend, Elizabeth's fear of getting CSI'd…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://...

Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask some fidelity questions, and we assess the different types of parenting styles when it comes to sports… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* @NobodysNewsDaily ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...

Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a Father’s pride pulls at our heartstrings… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningrigh...

Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right?  *Check out our NEW Daily Podcast: Nobody’s News* ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: MAGIC MIND Get 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code: NLR20 at checkout via: https://www.magicmind.co...