Noble Rot

In today's show Chas and David look for the deleted Epstein files, question if Jennifer Aniston is being brain washed, study Kendrick Lamar's music vid for Easter eggs, try to avoid being hypnotized, and finally crack the veneer of their cynical skepticism. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Chas and David survey the landscape of collectables, uncover strange celebrity collections, fantasize about a budget-less binge, long for discarded relics of their youth, and plot a criminal conspiracy to take advantage of the collectibles market. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David reflect on the NYT's Best Films of the 21st Century list and admit which films informed their personalities, lament who got snubbed, admit they force themselves to watch boring movies, bask in the joy of traveling through film sets, and they make a case which city is the greatest on the planet. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David prep for the Bezos Sanchez wedding by surveying their ego's biggest blindspots, reliving their own nuptials, shaming bad guests, questioning the value of the legal marital contract, dream up an ideal destination, and reflect on the best wedding films of all time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David galavant around the great Americana playground that is the County Fair; the excessive calories, exorbitant expenses, depressive animals, carnie lifestyle, dubious roller coasters, and the joy that comes with Cheeto dust. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David survey the civil skirmish erupting in their home of Southern California and question whether humanity is ever a consideration in politics or capitalism, why modern society has so overvalued financial success, and uncover how one French Vietnamese sandwich may be the answer to restoring world peace. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Chas and David celebrate the jail break of the school year and embrace the freedom of Summer by learning how to burn bridges, question the value of tutors, discover how to undercut your children's autonomy, and yearn for an expectation-free day in adulthood. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David celebrate Memorial Day with an analysis of the military lifestyle, marvel at the Thunderbirds, draw a corollary between wedding expense and divorce rate, and identify the greatest living American. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David attempt to dispatch the hysterics and find comfort saying the most controversial things; about gender, politics, climate change, and the 1%. Enjoy, our most salacious show yet! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Chas and David recount the greatest gifts they've ever received and been given, tease apart the difference between bribery and generosity, attempt to understand sexual predilections without kink shaming, and advise for how to foster compassion in a bigot. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode, on one of America's under appreciated holidays, Chas and David pay homage to Mexico by offering advice to restauranteurs, ranking tacos, designing a granny fight club, and celebrating the greatest cocktail of all time. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David reassess everything they thought they knew about sexuality, Elizabeth Hurley, the world's most powerful people, badass dads, Dark Forest aliens, and a fallible God. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From communion wine to child actor's Drunk and Disorderly charge, Chas and David recap this week's biggest booze fueled mishaps and hook-ups while attempting to protect their children from Ivy League influence and the Defense Secretary. Heavy lifting this week! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David survey the most frivolous PR stunt in modern times, fantasize about adventures of the rich, confront their fear of real life nightmares, and attempt to understand their shared childhood depression. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chas, the menace of Cardiff, struggles as he processes a new conflict with a neighbor and weighs the value of regret against Kanye's lamenting his own children, a B-list actresses dropping her child, and a lifetime of permanent ink. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David prepare for the shift in seasons by celebrating new found loves, determine what precise amount of PDA is healthy, conclude that DNA privacy is worthless, consider Scientology for the financial benefits, and vow to never give Disney another dollar. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David feel their blood boil as they negotiate for their inheritance, uncover a murder-for-hire plot, picks sides in a music icon blood feud, and shame the influencer who stole a baby. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's episode Chas and David play "Marry, Shag, K!ll" with Musk, Zuck, and Bezos, decide which industry they'd like to oligarch, start preparing how to appease the aliens, and steel themselves to make contact with their fellow citizens. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David recap how differing their tastes are from the Oscar academy's, and then power rank hot nuts, lament mealy mouth openings, revel in pillowy goodness of nougat, and identify the exact temp (and alkalinity) to pull the perfect espresso. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David attempt making efficient cuts in their households and learn along the way the price of quality, the value of loyalty, why men are so bad a finding things, and explain why you should never trust someone who wants to plant a recording device in your home. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show, Chas and David attempt to measure the power of being the leader of the free world, they pay homage to the pioneers, fantasize about wielding the position, and predict the inevitable collapse that follows ultimate power. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas and David pull up their bank statements to reveal how much money they spend on food and leisure, what qualifies as an essential expense vs gaudy, and when it's okay to splurge. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show, pulling attention from The Grammy's, we celebrate our first annual The Rotten's! Your guide to: the Best Old Person, Best Snack, Best Accessory and why you have carte blanche to eat fast food. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas laments his wife's departure and attempts to balance a new plan for productivity and indulgence, hopes to leverage Ai without empowering an android takeover, and begs for an open-source solution will end his bitter loneliness. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In today's show Chas analyzes each generation's strengths and foibles to identify civilization's high mark and attempts to pinpoint our inevitable collapse, when was the best era to be alive and whom's to blame for humanities woes. Enjoy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices