NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

It's Spring - time to get out all your lawn and yard maintenance equipment. Do you like mowing your lawn? Do you have a gas powered lawn edger? Have you ever cut your lawn in barefeet? Join us as we plant more grass seed and pray to the lawn gods it sprouts. And while we're waiting for the seed to sprout - lets mix up the refreshing drink of the week - a Hedgetrimmer! 

Do you have a nickname? Do you enjoy giving other people nicknames? Do many of your friends and family have nicknames? Tonight we have some fun with nicknames : including friends, family and college sports team names. Mix up our refreshing non-alcholic Drink Of The Week - The Nick-NA-me! Enjoy the podcast! After the podcast, give somebody a nickname, even if it your pet gerbil!

We're sure all of you have experienced many different types of neighbors. Our episode tonight is focussed on nutty neighbors. Ever have a neighbor wear a tu-tu and a kilt and play bongos at all hours of the night? How about those neighbors that take all day to mow their lawn? Ever have a neighbor rake the leaves off the house and trees in their yard? Mix up our Drink-of-the Week, "The Nutty Neighb...

Ever listen to songs and not totally understand what the lyrics say? Maybe you've listented to the Rolling Stone's song Beast of Burden only to hear "I'll never leave your pizza burning." Or perhaps the Eagle's Hotel Cailfornia when you hear " On a dark desert highway , cool whip in my hair". Laugh with us as we share our misheard lyric songs and sip on our drink of the week - The Twisted Lyric! S...

Get ready to go out with us as we share our bar stories. Ever taken you mom to dinner only to have somebody sitting near you ask if you two are on a date? Has a bartender ever said to you "I'll bet your were hot when you were thirty years old". Have you ever sat down at the bar and the bartender asks if you would like to sample some different gin samples for free? Pour our drink of the week - The...

Tonight, we share our techincal difficulty stories. Ever have parts left over after building your new furniture? Have you ever ants attack your gaming station? Did you know lint can block your phones charging port? And how many of you have experienced the "Blue Screen Of Death"? Pour yourself our drink of the week - A Blue Screen of Death Cocktail and laugh at our techincal difficulty stories. 

Ever come back to your office after traveling for business to discover your desk is gone? Do you work in an office? Do you enjoy interacting with all the diffferent personalities in the office? Do you like going to training meetings and doing breakout sessions? Join us as we share our funny office stories. And of course please try our drink of the week - 9 to 5. Don't forget to give us a 5 star ra...

Do you enjoy winter driving? Tonight we share our wintery driving tales. Ever drive in icy conditions and watch drivers speeding by you and sliding into the ditch? Did you teach your kids how to do donuts in snowy parking lots and show them how to correctly steer and straighten out the car? Or ever hae a chipmunk chew through your windshield washer lines? Slide into our drink of the week - Windshi...

Do you enjoy vacuuming up the needles that drop off your Christmas Tree? Do you take down your Christmas decorations and throw them in a box, or do you have a planned, organized process to pack your decorations and lights? Today, we share our taking down Christmas tree and decoration stories. Laugh with us and sip on our beautiful green drink of the week - The Green Devil! Don't forget to give us...

Did your parents encourage your belief in Santa Claus? Did they stamp reindeer hooves in the snow? Did they smear soot foot prints where Santa could have come down the chimney? Our special guest, Jim's daughter Stephanie, shares her memories of Santa Claus and how her parents made Santa very believeable. Sip our Drink Of The Week - Kris Kringle - an original drink crafted by Stephanie. Merry Chris...

Do you enjoy putting up your Christmas lights? How much time do you spend untangling your strings of lights? Ever put up your lights and plug them in and half of the string doesn't light up. Rock with us on our crazy Christmas lights stories and sip our drink-of-the week, a C-9! Don't forget to give us a great rating after un-tangling your lights!

Tonight we share our funny high school hi-jinks stories. Ever kidnap a Big Boy restaurant statue and put it on your high school roof? Ever have your friend pull a rope and have all the stage lights for high school commencement come crashing down behind the stage? Pop open our drink of the week, a cold Old Style or Hamms Beer, and laugh with us on our high school hi-jinks stories!

Hard to believe Thanksgiving Holiday is just a couple weeks away. Have you ever celebrated Thanksgiving dinner in a tent? Or did you ever have your family welcome in a stranger every year for a turkey dinner? Join us with our delicious Thanksgiving stories and make sure to mix up our drink of the week - the Turkey Suprise. Don't forget to give us turkey's a 5 star rating after you've enjoyed your...

In tonight's episode, we share our spooky and haunting Devil's Night and Halloween stories. On Devil's Night, did you ring door bells and run, toss dummies in front of cars, or TP trees? While trick-or-treating, did you ever get a toothbrush? How happy were you when you got a full size candy bar? You'll be hauntingly happy listening to our spooky stories while sipping on our Halloween drink - A Tr...

Today, join us as we share our memorable birthday party stories. Ever been late to your own surprise birthday party? Did you ever host a surprose birthday party and it was not a surprise? Or did your wife ever invite motor city mama to your birthday party? Plenty of funny birthday stories to laugh at while sipping our drink of the week, - the Birthday Candle! Mske sure to give us a 5 star rating a...

Are you a runner? What is your favorite race distance? Do you run with toilet paper in your pocket? Join us as we share our funny running stories from high school to now. And after you finish your run, replenish your fluids with our drink of the week - Rum Runner Dunner! Don't forget to give us a five star rating after you cross the finish line!

Ever have a bad experience at a tailgate party? Did you ever have somebody break your car windows while attending a football game? Laugh with us about our football and tailgating escapades. And our drink of the week - The Touchdown - will surely be a score for you! Be sure to give us a five star rating after your touchdown cocktail. You can keep the 2 points!

Ever live in a motel while going to college? How much money did you or your parents spend moving you or your kids into college? Join us and laugh with us with our back to school stories..and of course, enjoy our stories with our drink of the week - The Teacher's Pet! Make sure you give us a 5 star review when you're done lauging and enjoying your second Teacher's Pet!

Tonight we celebrate our 50th podcast - Fabulous Fifty - our golden jubilee podcast! We want to thank all of our loyal podcast listeners for supporting us. Our podcast audience is four continents, 27 countries, and 34 US states. We also have some fun with 50th anniversary milestones such as the band AC-DC, the movie The Exorcist and McDonalds Quarter Pounder.  So settle in with our Drink of The We...

Tonight, we share our funny wedding stories. Ever have the person officiating your wedding pull out two weeks before your wedding date? Or did your friends steal the champagne from the bride and groom head table? Or how about grandma chugging down a half glass of Jameson as a family shot? Laugh with us and enjoy our drink of the week - A Painkiller - a popular wedding drink - at least in our famil...

Remember all the fun stuff you did during summertime? Like going to concerts or camping?  Everr been in a water ballon fight? Or how about piercing your foot playing metal Jarts? Remember playing kick the can until dark? Join us as we relive our summer daze starting with Summer Solstice..the day with the most daylight of the year! Mix up our drink of the week - a Summer Solstice - to enjoy as you...

While trees are beautiful, just like nature, they have unwanted side effects. Every spring, you attecked by fuzzies, seeds, helicopters, pollen, needles, bark and branches. It's all we can do to keep up with nature's attack. Join us as we share our tree droppings stories. Be sure to mix up our drink of the week - A Sticky Mess - and enjoy our 47th podcast. Don't forget to give us a 5 star rating a...

Today's podcast features us along with our special guest, Kevin. Laugh with us as Kevin shares his stories about his first business venture - selling beer on a golf course when he was 11! And enjoy our refreshing drink of the week - A John Palmer! Make sure to give us a 5 star rating after you've consumed your John Palmer! Fore!

Tonight, we share our stories about nicknames! Did you have a nickname growing up? Or did you ever give anybody a nickname? Enjoy our 46th podcast with our drink of the week - A Drink With No Name! And again, please give us a 5 star rating after you've had some silly laughs about your friends and families nicknames!

Do you enjoy driving? Ever been in a car accident? Have you ever had your wheel fall off while driving your car? We have lots of fun driving stories to share with you. And, of course, we encourage you to laugh with us while sipping on our drink of the week - The Loose Lug Nut! So tighten your lug nuts and enjoy and make sure you give us a 5 star rating after you've parked your vehicle!