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No Such Thing As A Fish

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Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.spreaker.com

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Kate L

Episodes

No Such Thing As A Useless Condom 07.08.2015 36:38

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.

No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope 31.07.2015 33:19

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.

No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper 24.07.2015 38:35

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.

No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg 17.07.2015 33:05

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.

No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run 10.07.2015 35:04

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.

No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle 03.07.2015 29:54

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.

No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues 26.06.2015 33:38

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.

No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood 19.06.2015 34:52

Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.

No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus 12.06.2015 35:53

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.

No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga 05.06.2015 29:30

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.

No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock 29.05.2015 36:06

Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.

No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda 22.05.2015 41:24

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.

No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand 15.05.2015 44:50

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.

No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement 08.05.2015 34:30

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.

No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard 01.05.2015 44:17

In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.

No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant 24.04.2015 40:24

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.

No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse 17.04.2015 36:51

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.

No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato 10.04.2015 39:28

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.

No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers 03.04.2015 39:58

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.

No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture 27.03.2015 37:16

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.

No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty 20.03.2015 41:43

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.

No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine 13.03.2015 51:12

Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.

No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat 06.03.2015 42:48

Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.

No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style 27.02.2015 44:42

Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.

No Such Thing As A Buff Panda 25.02.2015 33:03

Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.