Kate L

No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy EN ↓ 737 episodes

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.  Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.spreaker.com

Author

Kate L

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.spreaker.com

Latest episode

Oct 22, 2026

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Episodes

No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty 09.11.2018

Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.

No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger 01.11.2018

Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.

No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet 26.10.2018

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.

No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary 19.10.2018

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.

No Such Thing As A Low Sofa 12.10.2018

Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.

No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise 05.10.2018

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.

No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture 28.09.2018

Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.

No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders 21.09.2018

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.

No Such Thing As The Lemur Police 14.09.2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.

No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark 07.09.2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.

No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond 31.08.2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.

No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast 24.08.2018

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.

No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths 17.08.2018

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).

No Such Thing As The Great Modesto 10.08.2018

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.

No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa 03.08.2018

Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.

No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History 27.07.2018

Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.

No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling 20.07.2018

Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.

No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle 13.07.2018

Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.

No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts 06.07.2018

Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.

No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop 29.06.2018

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.

No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon 22.06.2018

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.

No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country 14.06.2018

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.

No Such Thing As A Million Dots 08.06.2018

Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps. Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots

No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings 01.06.2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.

No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon 25.05.2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.

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