No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus 12.06.2015 35:52

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.

No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga 05.06.2015 29:29

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.

No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock 29.05.2015 36:05

Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.

No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda 22.05.2015 41:23

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.

No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand 15.05.2015 44:49

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.

No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement 08.05.2015 34:29

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.

No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard 01.05.2015 44:16

In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.

No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant 24.04.2015 40:23

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.

No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse 17.04.2015 36:50

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.

No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato 10.04.2015 39:27

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.

No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers 03.04.2015 39:57

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.

No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture 27.03.2015 37:15

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.

No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty 20.03.2015 41:42

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.

No Such Thing As A Worthless Bucket Of Urine 13.03.2015 51:11

Episode 52: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Tutankhamun's fashion choices, how to get ahead in a marathon, a city full of socks, and the most boring day ever.

No Such Thing As Dodecahedral Shredded Wheat 06.03.2015 42:47

Episode 51: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the most common safe words, the lizard of Oz, and why the world's happiest man isn't happy.

No Such Thing As Doing It Dinosaur-Style 27.02.2015 44:41

Episode 50: Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of striptease, Hitler-shaped kettles, how to win a goat, and Anna's favourite table.

No Such Thing As A Buff Panda 25.02.2015 33:02

Episode 49: A bonus episode in which Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss tea-making panda poo, competitive walking, and the world's largest boring machine.

No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish 20.02.2015 33:56

Episode 48 - No Such Thing As A Pokemon-Playing Goldfish by The QI Elves

No Such Thing As A Lonely Starbucks Customer 14.02.2015 33:18

Episode 47: Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's most destructive golf shot, why Starbucks has round tables, and the truth about Nemo.

No Such Thing As An Apostle Called Scrotum 07.02.2015 44:18

Episode 46 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and Anna (#getannaontwitter) discuss bad Harry Potter translations, how to spot a Lama and ancient practical jokes.

No Such Thing As A Travelator In Ancient Rome 30.01.2015 44:02

Episode 45: Anna, James, Andy and special guest Greg Jenner discuss Von Humboldt's electrifying anal experiments, migrating limpets, and a time travelling bus service.

No Such Thing As A Vegan Fryup 23.01.2015 32:22

Andy, James, Anna and Anne discuss obscene pottery, seriously bad signal, an Ancient apartment block and Australia's swear box.

No Such Thing As The Human Cigarette 16.01.2015 36:42

Episode 43 - James, Andy, Anna and Alex discuss tiger selfies, dog-drawn prams, a cow's best friend and a dolphin's worst enemy.

No Such Thing As A Bloober Reel 09.01.2015 46:10

Episode 42 - Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Kickstarter non-starters, gluey geckos, blue-breasted women and green-faced writers.

No Such Thing As Unbroadcastable Material 31.12.2014 29:28

New Year Special: A compilation of all the extra bits from 2014 that didn't make it into the podcast. Dan, James, Andy, Anna, and occasionally Alex and Anne discuss the discovery of Tahiti, sweary astronauts, the Queen's nickname, and the Snow Yeti of Wales.