No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As A Tantrump 19.05.2016 31:04

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.

No Such Thing As A Flycycle 13.05.2016 42:32

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.

No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier 06.05.2016 32:57

Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.

No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat 29.04.2016 36:48

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.

No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box 22.04.2016 33:40

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.

No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp 15.04.2016 33:14

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.

No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf 08.04.2016 38:21

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.

No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach 01.04.2016 37:58

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.

No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid 25.03.2016 34:26

Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.

No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts 18.03.2016 32:01

Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.

No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas 11.03.2016 32:36

Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.

No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor 04.03.2016 31:55

Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.

No Such Thing As A Water Mortar 26.02.2016 28:07

Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.

No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson 18.02.2016 32:38

Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.

No Such Thing As A Zillion And One 12.02.2016 41:46

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.

No Such Thing As Bread Civilians 05.02.2016 35:05

Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.

No Such Thing As Planet George 29.01.2016 34:34

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.

No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie 22.01.2016 34:27

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.

No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms 15.01.2016 33:28

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.

No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy 08.01.2016 32:55

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.

No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas 01.01.2016 34:25

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.

No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis 25.12.2015 32:58

Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.

No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting 18.12.2015 36:40

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.

No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988 11.12.2015 38:56

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.

No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion 04.12.2015 50:46

Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.