No Such Thing As A Fish

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The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days. The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.

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No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage 15.03.2019 34:05

Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums. Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage

No Such Thing As Flyagra 08.03.2019 36:30

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus

No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat 01.03.2019 42:44

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.

No Such Thing As A Squilkman 22.02.2019 35:23

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.

No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer 15.02.2019 39:53

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.

No Such Thing As A Bouncy Asteroid 08.02.2019 44:35

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.

No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car 01.02.2019 34:53

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.

No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations 25.01.2019 40:11

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.

No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy 18.01.2019 40:34

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.

No Such Thing As An Accidental George 11.01.2019 44:03

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.

No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber 04.01.2019 43:53

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.

No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine 28.12.2018 36:28

A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy 25.12.2018 40:51

Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.

No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny 21.12.2018 44:02

Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.

No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea 14.12.2018 41:07

Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.

No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution 07.12.2018 50:01

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.

No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar 30.11.2018 38:24

Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.

No Such Thing As A Fishman 23.11.2018 1:15:04

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.

No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs 16.11.2018 52:27

Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.

No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty 09.11.2018 54:03

Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.

No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger 01.11.2018 46:39

Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.

No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet 26.10.2018 53:52

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.

No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary 19.10.2018 32:05

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.

No Such Thing As A Low Sofa 12.10.2018 34:13

Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.

No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise 05.10.2018 42:13

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.