No Such Thing As A Bad Movie

Yes, we finally cover one of the big boys of bad movies. It's The Master Of Disguise (2002)! **We apologize again for Justin's poor audio quality this episode.** Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a Canadian Sci-Fi Horror starring a giant puppet. Set during Christmas! It's The Brain (1988)! **We apologize for the audio clipping in the second half. We had issues with our mixer.** Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This dog certainly is...big. It's Marmaduke (2010)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Check out this preview of our 2 hour and 21 minute commentary track for The Lawnmower Man (1991) The Director's Cut! Available exclusively on Patreon on our $5 level. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This is one crazy rom-com! We're pretty sure it was created by aliens. It's Simply Irresistible (1999)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We've all been good gorillas so we deserve a martini and a cigar. It's Congo (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram! @nosuchthingpod Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Marvellous night...for a moon dance. Gary Daniels and Chuck Jeffreys kick ass in Bloodmoon(1997)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Welcome to the exciting world of kite boarding! It's Send It! (2021) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We're seeing double! It's multiple Jet Li's in The One (2001)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Robert Ginty wields a chainsaw, and he really likes his sister. It's White Fire (1984)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's another martial arts vanity project recovered from the depths of Tubi! It's John Kincaid Unleashed (2017)! Featuring J.J Stomp. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We all need to know..how'd these apes get like this? And why is Mark Whalberg so boring? It's Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes (2001)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

He's the little man...with the big attitude. More CGI horror! It's Little Man (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This one almost broke us. It's the cartoony CGI nightmare - Son of the Mask (2005)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's not the worst X-Men movie, but does it really deserve to be ranked so low in the franchise? It's X-Men 3: The Last Stand (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Does anyone remember this self-indulgent farce from 2015? It's Mortdecai! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

This week we are looking at a blind spot for April and Colin. It's John Water's Cecil B. Demented (2000)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Justin is off sick this week, so April and Colin talk about what they've been watching lately! Lots of new movies and TV shows. No spoilers! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's the kind of movie we love! A vanity picture written and directed by a martial artist! It's Razor Sharpe (2001)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

We are reappraising this nostalgic classic from the early 90's! Another childhood favourite of April's: It's Hook (1991)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's one of those Christmas comedies from the 2000's! Raunchy humour and blatant consumerism ahoy. It's Deck The Halls (2006)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's the #1 movie of the year 2000! Will Colin, Justin and April's hearts be warmed by Jim Carey's antics? It's The Grinch (2000)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

Yes, we are finally covering this old favourite of April's. How is Stuart Townsend as the infamous Lestat? And more importantly, how awesome is the Nu metal soundtrack? It's Queen of the Damned (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

The Halloween season rolls along with this strange movie from the twisted mind of Clive Barker! Who knew Cronenberg could be so creepy? It's Nightbreed (1990)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ

It's a spooky listener request episode! We are looking at this campy horror movie from the Chiodo Brothers. It's Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasabadmovie@gmail.com Tweet at us! @NoSuchThingPod @apriletmanski @Sgtzima @DeclouxJ