No Sir I Don't Like It

Lisa Curry is the guest this week! She regales us with a plethora of things she doesn't like people who drag their feet, story interrupters, inconsiderate parkers and honkers. They talk about people who don't appreciate what they have, pussy vs. the prius, only complaining to your level and Carmen goes on a weird motivational speaker kick at the end.  No Gripe of the week this week!  Follow us: @n...

While in Las Vegas, Carmen sits down with the very funny comedian Landry and they talk about Vegas, he tells of HIS side of the Mia story (from previous episode), his disdain for people with no spatial recognition and feet. They also talk about people on cruises, wanting a pet/kid, rats, going to the Philippines and when to take off the condom when you're in a relationship. No Gripe of the week th...

Mia Jackson joins the pod this week and we talk about people who think their entitled to your money, how Mia's dad can't take a gift, people who aren't your friend wanting the friend hook up and she tells about the time she almost got stabbed after receiving a flower. We talk traditional gender roles in relationships, how sometimes a baby can look younger than its mouth and how people act like the...

Comedian and writer Matt Kirshen joins the podcast this week and dives into people who lack basic manners and comparing someone being magically successful versus someone inching past you. They compare relative risk and absolute risk, talk about anti-vaxxers, guns and how the median covers mass shooters.  No Gripe of the week this week!  Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @mattkirshen Support the...

The hilarious Brian Holtzman, late night Comedy Store legend, joins the podcast this week and boy does he dislike things which makes him a perfect guest! An array of topics are covered from white chocolate to predatory capitalism. They talk about leaf blowers, visiting India and China, working for Animal Control and packaging that basically stops you from consuming the product.  No Gripe of the we...

In this episode we unfortunately find out that Bryan decides to leave the podcast. They talk about scrambled porn, vaping is bad for you, Robert De Niro and how television is dying. They also talk about how nobody really likes apples, Bryan finally watches Breaking Bad, works at a creepy party and is trying to kill himself with doughnuts.  No Gripe of the week this week!  Follow us: @nosirpod @the...

Trae Crowder, funny comedian from the wellRed comedy tour joins the pod and talks about being from a tiny town, the NFL and going back home once you've moved out. They also swap prom stories, talk about hunting, comedians who hate their kids and people who come from all whit areas that call the south racist.  Gripe of the week goes to: Justin Marchert for "My GPS loves to send me to uncontrolled i...

Akeem Woods joins the podcast this week and they get into gay white men who act like black women but are racist, Postmates, banging a porn star on a mountain and straight guys that go to gay bars. They also get into avocados and having a threesome in the back of a Uhaul truck. Gripe of the week goes to: Xavier Salinas for "Why do Uber drivers think I want to talk while I'm wearing my headphones" F...

Taylor Tomlinson joins the podcast this week and they talk about doing "fun" shows, trying to impress your therapist and not liking animals all that much, They also discuss calling off an engagement, wedding songs, being on "auto pilot" onstage and having habits versus having a routine. Gripe of the week goes to: Julia Noran for "Prosciutto and melon do not go together" Follow us: @nosirpod @thefu...

The funny Shapel Lacey joins the pod this week and he regales us about being a black, punk, male cheerleader from Arizona. We talk about what he learned from anger management, the band Oasis and group think vs. thinking for yourself. Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "When people try to put their fingers in my baby's mouth"  Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @bryanjvokey @shapella...

Chris Porter joins the pod this week and they talk LA traffic, who you'd manslaughter, 19th century recreation and people who are in their own little world. They talk fingering, Train, using maps, the etiquette of boarding a plane, whether you're a top or a bottom & lying about what you do for a living.   Gripe of the week goes to: Jannae Burris "The first person you talk to you in customer servic...

Ali Macofsky is our guest this week. She has been fired from almost every job she's ever had and we go through some. We also talk about her being Joe Rogan's best friend, how she learned that Halle Berry is hot, and playing dumb for guy's attention. We all share our Epstein conspiracy theories. We talk how mansplaining is just explaining. Also, Ali loves airport culture.  Follow us: @nosirpod @the...

Carmen tells a tale of one of the worst shows she's ever done that involves a missing girl and we learn that Ronald Regan is racist, we find out how Bryan wants to die. They also talk about dolphin pussy, tasting your own cum and the Mandella Effect. Bryan also chokes himself out at the end of the podcast.  Gripe of the week goes to: Jeff Albright for "Dudes who tuck in their shirts with out a bel...

Caitlin Gill joins the guys and talks about what was wrong with Bohemian Rhapsody, Quentin Tarantino, how there is a distinct difference between freaks and creeps and the possibility that there may be an environmental cause to our current state. We also get into the difference between mean comedy and biting comedy, prank shows and a beautiful story about an amazing cancer patient that made Stanhop...

Maria Bamford joins the pod this week and talks about her existential crisis with the state of the world, 12 step program meetings, alternative medicine and mediocre businesses. They also talk about the neighborhood bear, debt collectors and having a good number 2.   Gripe of the week goes to: Denise Compo Wethington for "the phrase it is what it is" Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @bryanjvok...

Carmen & Bryan talk high school sweethearts, anal and letting people emotionally dump on you. Bryan tries to adopt a grandma, they talk about how power makes you a pedophile and fame makes you bi. They discuss how your mind drifts to the right as you get older, swimming with your shirt on and how The Matrix affected us forever. Gripe of the week goes to: Bill Martini for "People who fill up their...

Carmen and Bryan argue about how only some people look good when they smoke, Bryan expresses his love of trashy women and the band Korn. They discuss their friendship, the old people at Costco and the sports wage gap.  Gripe of the week goes to: Justin Marchert "I spend the day cleaning for company and then not one guest comments on how clean my place is"  Follow us: @nosirpod @thefunnycarmen @bry...

Brad Williams joins Carmen & Bryan and they talk about Trump, a Jack Nicholson story, if dogs are racist and a woke Confederate soldier. They talk about having an Ambien comedy show, woke commercials and a macho grocery store.  Gripe of the week goes to: Travis Carl "I have to street park my car and my neighbor keeps parking way to close to my bumper" Follow us: @nosirpod @bradwilliamscomic @bryan...

The funny Jason Collings joins the pod and talks about traveling in the lap of luxury and doing comedy internationally. They talk about how he was once a hip hop producer and MMA fighter. We also learn he has a disdain for ASMR and how dumb people are when they travel.  Gripe of the week goes to: Corey Engselby "This Cali drought is really fucking with my weed prices" Support this shit show:  Subs...

The guys discuss if motorboating is cheating & slapping titties. Bryan shares a story about a lady he met at Costco that is full of horrific surprises. We learn about a young man named Kyle and why Bryan didn't get into Harvard.  Gripe of the week goes to: Kristen Gilreath for "Its 2019, and we still dont have an auto-shut-off feature on stoves. Like, if you set a timer, it would be cool if you ha...

Bryan hates the Spanish language and loves smelling dogs feet. He denies that his rolled ankle has anything to do with the beer he shotgunned only moments before the injury he acquired at the Dwight Yoakam concert. They get a lot of milage making fun of the people at Costco, specifically a 65 year old white hood rat lady and a Mexican woman who's dying to be German. They talk how Top Golf is disre...

Anthony Desamito joins NSIDLI and they discuss Pride behavior, the bandana system, food trucks and dating apps. They also talk about a "Peanuts" themed porn, how an uber driver turned into a prostitute and how a Burger King saved Bryan's life.  Gripe of the week goes to: Akeem Woods for "MFs in Boston wanting a straight pride parade" Follow us: @anthonydesamito @nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarm...

Bryan returns from Europe and regales us with tales of telling rich people they don't deserve to laugh at a show in Switzerland and making someone cry at another show. We learn that he misses alcoholism and that people are using the N word overseas but it doesn't have the same effect.  Gripe of the week goes to: Tanner Longs for “Unwanted talk during long road trips. Don’t know if this has been di...

Author and comedian Matt Balaker joins NSIDLI to talk about his new book about comedy legend, the late Greg Giraldo. They talk about the process of writing "Greg Giraldo: A Comedian's Story," interviewing people about it and swap stories about Greg. They talk his "Tough Crowd" days and being a writer for the Comedy Central Roasts. They also talk about drug addition, imposter syndrome and how peopl...

The funny Ron Taylor joins Carmen and Bryan to talk about fishing shows, being homeless is awesome, homework and how mountain people kill. Ron also shares that he doesn't like pedophiles or okra, hates that you can't drink but can serve in the military and goes hard on Captain Marvel.  Gripe of the week goes to: Derrick Paladino for "Grilled cheese restaurants that call their sandwiches for novelt...