No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

Join us for an all new adventure into the world of angsty teenagers, as we play Final Fantasy VIII! A baffling opening cut scene sets the tone for an episode full of tutorials. Will we ever get out of this computer terminal and actually start this game? Find out now!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. S...

Welcome to a whole new season of No One Can Know About This! We played Final Fantasy VIII, and can’t wait to share the journey with you all. Join us for a pregame episode as we set the scene and get stymied trying to begin playing the game. We’ll get going properly on the game next week, so for now, come eat chicken burgers with us and get excited for the most Final Fantasy Final Fantasy of them a...

Season finale! Welcome to a new type of show, with segments like “Talkin’ Lures” and “Handing Ryan Some Bait”! We rented a boat and some poles and headed out onto Santa Ana River Lakes for a day of fishing! It’s time to put away childish things. It’s time to experience life.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on...

We find the secret dungeon in Phin Castle and get the White Mask! Then we head to Mysidia to save Minh and unseal Ultima. But, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go back to talk to Hilda, but she’s acting strangely! The real Hilda is being kept in a prison under a colosseum, so we go fight for the Emperor’s pleasure, but he catches us and throws us in prison. Then we escape and take back Phin Castle! It’s an action packed episode! Also, we read some choice internet comments.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com...

It’s time for Castle Dist and the Hiryuus! We look for some royalty free music, die a lot, and discuss getting involved in the chonk community.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We meet Layla who sabotages us, so we take her ship, but then we ask her to join us cause why not. Then we make it to the Tropical Cave to find an item we don’t know we need yet. We spend some time leveling, learn a lesson we hadn’t learned in a while, and rant about Fallout 76.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted...

We take on the Warship, do some meditation, discuss Picard, watch Booty Call, and wind up having a great moment in gaming! Also, a few fun facts to tell your kids.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get Gordon and start leveling him so we can take on Kashoun Keep. We talk some more about a world where dogs have hands, get the Sunflame, and then try to get to the Chocobo Forest…   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to learn how to properly level up in this game, which is mentally taxing. Some people let themselves onto Jeff’s patio, we discuss a world where dogs have hands, and then we try to take down Kashoun.   Go to humanesociety.org and donate now to help end puppy mills!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on...

We take on the Ice Cave and get the Goddess Bell, which lets us go to Kashoun to get the Egil Torch to get the Sunflame so we can use the Pass to destroy the Warship. We meet Gordon, who we already forgot, so we assume he’s some random guy that sucks at fighting.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See a...

It’s day 2 of play and we gotta get the Pass to get onto the Warship. But then we find out we need to get the Goddess Bell to get the Egil Torch to carry the Sunflame so we can then use that Pass to get onto the airship. And so we talk to Josef who says we actually need the Sled first before all of that. So we head back to the Semite Cave so we can enter the Ice Cave.   T-shirts and mugs: http://e...

We check out the extremely slow moving world map and begin exploring the area with a bunch of towns! We meet Cid, experiment with a Sodastream, and read a calendar of nice Jewish guys! Also we go to the Semite Cave to get the Mithril.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

We begin reading about the insane depths this game’s leveling system will take us to. We didn’t talk to everyone twice, so we explore around and get shut down at every turn. Will this be what the whole game will be like? Kinda, but not exactly.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

We set out on yet another adventure, but this time we aren’t too excited, because we played Final Fantasy II!! Will we be able to even figure out how to play this game? Will it be the one that finally destroys us? And guys… have you seen Cats? Join us as we embark on a different kind of season. T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com...

Jeff and Ryan played Final Fantasy VII Remake, and wanted to get their thoughts out about this incredible new game! Go watch our full unedited playthrough on youtube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvxtcd3Vzn3281Iptzu56Oj_mtxVR5ruL or on twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/collections/QZhrRBnuAxZy5A , or just listen to what we think here!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patre...

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy!   It's the season (or series) finale of Chocobetting! We invited our good friend, as well as creator and star of Crazy Ex-Girlfrie...

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy!   It’s the third in our totally intermittent bonus series, Chocobetting! We invited our good friend Eric Wheeler over to bet on Ch...

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy!   It’s Chocobetting #2! This time we welcome good friend Spencer Crittenden (creator of the excellent animated D&D show Harmonques...

Welcome to the bonus series "Chocobetting"! Originally released for patreon subscribers, we wanted to bridge the gap between seasons and allow those listeners in our main feed enjoy it too! We had a few great guest over the four episodes we've made, so please... enjoy!   It’s an all new intermittent bonus series! Come hang out with us as we invite a friend over to bet on chocobo races. This episod...

It’s the big season 4 finale! We beat Ruby Weapon! We see a cut scene in the Shinra Mansion! Then we finally hit the final dungeon, to settle things with Sephiroth once and for all. Then we reflect and take stock of the enormous journey that was Final Fantasy VII.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: htt...

We go back to the Gelnika to finally get this W-summon leveled. Then it’s time to once again face Emerald Weapon. Catharsis is coming.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

It’s time to go back to the Gelnika to level up more. Once we have another mime, we try again to beat Emerald Weapon. You’re so settled at this point, you might be unsettled… but just settle some more please.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The true grind continues until we level up our materia enough to give Emerald Weapon a try. So we do! Are you settled in yet?   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The true grind begins at the start of a new day. Seriously, settle in.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.