No One Can Know About This: A Podcast Where We Play Every Final Fantasy

It’s day 15, the final day! We say hello to Ozma to see how hard that’s gonna be, then decide to enter the final dungeon, Memoria.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2...

We grind on grand dragons for a while, and learn about any other side quests in the game. Then we take on the Auction House quest. After that, we catch 99 frogs and fight Quale.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https...

We do some more grinding to create a future with less grinding. It’s time to focus on a core group that we’re gonna take through the end. We also learn about every other side quest in this game.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https:/...

More disk 4 cleanup. We grind on Yans, catch some frogs, and fly the drone around.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

It’s cleanup time. We find some Ragtime Mice, visit Chocobo’s Paradise one last time, deliver some kupo nuts, and fix Mognet Central.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NO...

The planet is covered in mist. It’s time to start looking for the ultimate weapons, getting all the Stellazio coins, and finding the most difficult Chocobo dive spot.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecankn...

Garland continues to tell Zidane about the big plans for Terra, and we fight a series of bosses. But then Kuja crashes the party and finds out that he’s mortal, so he goes nuts, destroying the place.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: ht...

We follow Garland into Pandemonium, the dungeon of Terran souls. Zidane has an existential crisis, but he resolves it real quick. We solve some esoteric puzzles, and reach ever closer to the secrets of this universe.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmai...

We finally enter Terra to learn about Zidane’s origins. There’s a whole town of monkey people here. We learn more than we ever could’ve imagined about souls, and genomes, and Terra.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube....

It’s day 13. We make breakfast and catch some frogs. Then we do the four shrines, defeating the different bosses all at once and opening the portal on the Shimmering Island.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noo...

It’s finally time to push the story forward and learn Ipsen’s dastardly secret. Amarant proves teamwork is lame. Are we wearing the right gear? What’s with the lightning sword? It’s exciting to be dungeoning again. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet me...

We try to finish the friendly monster quest, but can’t defeat any Yans. Then we get all the stellazio and frogs we can get, before finally heading toward Ipsen’s Castle. Oh yeah and we fight the monsters in the weapon shop in Treno. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/no...

We travel the world trying to wrap up any side quests that we can. We get some friendly monsters, pick up some stellazio, go frog catching, and watch the Mario Movie trailer.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@no...

We hit the Air Garden with the plan to get ten thousand points. Can we get this Robe of Lords? Yes, we can.*   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted on Aca...

We start day 12 by watching some youtube, being led to the HBO classic “The Hitchhiker” by youtube and heavy metalist “Glamster”. Then we look around the world for mountain cracks and bubbles to dive in.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube...

It’s finally time to eat. The food is incredible. Then we go get the last Chocographs out of the forest and look for a few mountain cracks, before eating pie and giving thanks. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com...

We head to Quan’s Dwelling to see an imaginary feast and jump off a cliff into some bubbles. Then we ascend to Chocobo’s Air Garden to play some Hot and Cold. The food is almost ready. Special guest star: Spencer Crittenden.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodc...

Spencer Crittenden is still with us as we search the world for the Ocean Chocograph, looking for areas of ocean that you can see a piece of reef from. Then we upgrade our bird and find Chocobo’s Paradise. After that, we crack open Mognet Central. Also, the food continues to cook.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://ets...

While Spencer Crittenden is at the store picking up the forgotten stock, we search the world, acquiring chocographs and their treasures. The food also continues to cook.   Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@nooneca...

It’s the beginning of Thanksgiving day on the podcast. We play some hot and cold, getting as many chocographs as we can. Then Spencer Crittenden joins us, and we talk about video games while we begin preparing the meal.   Corn Casserole Recipe: 2 cans creamed style corn 1 can southwest style corn or “mexicorn,” drained (you can add a second can of roasted style corn or normal corn to make it more...

We dig around in Chocobo’s Lagoon for a while, turning up chocographs and softs. Then we search the world for treasures, running into some difficulties.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKATpodcast Hosted o...

We finally embark on the big hot and colding, pecking around in the Chocobo Forest looking for Chocographs. Then we start scouring the world, looking for the treasure, before getting gassed and waking up in Chocobo’s Dreamworld.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www....

With the airship in hand, we travel the world looking for what side quests are out there. Eventually, we find the city of Daguerreo, where the scholars live in peace with a Leviathan statue.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodc...

We meet Hilda who finally turns Cid back into a human. Then she gives us the rundown of what to do next. We take a quick trip to Alexandria to find Dagger’s voice, and fly the drone around for a while before finally getting control of the airship.   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Yo...

We explore the Lost Continent, looking for Esto Gaza. We find the ancient temple, but how did anyone even get here? Then we head into the dungeon of Mount Gulug, looking for Kuja. Will Mog sacrifice herself to save Eiko?   Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com Youtube: https://www.youtube....