No Nonsense

No Nonsense

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Jun 5, 2026

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Bellingham Saves Southgate, Misstiando Penaldo, Germany Weather The Storm, Solid French Defence - Euro 2024 Show Round of 16 Review 03.07.2024

The Euro 2024 last 16 is in the books and we've got a full recap of the whole bloody thing for you. England got past Slovakia by the skin of their teeth thanks to a last minute "bicycle kick" from who else but Jude Bellingham. In one of the most incredible displays from a player of all time (for the wrong reasons), Cristiano Ronaldo seemed to finally come to the realisation, that ma...

The Georgia Giants, Turkey Win Battle of Hamburg, Energetic Austria , Boring England - Euro 2024 Show 28.06.2024

t In today's preview of this week's BONUS episode, we're taking a look back at the last set of games from during the week. Turkey and Czechia played out a high tension (possibly political?) battle for the ages as Turkey managed to get the win and go through, but not before the most cards shown in a single Euros game in history. A historic win for Georgia over Portugual see's th...

Old Ronaldo New Tricks, Scotland Are Oot, Unshakable Kane, Dark Belgian Horse? - Euro 2024 Show 25.06.2024

As the Euros group stage comes to a conclusion some teams are out and some are still fighting for survival. Scotland are officially out as their bad start turned into a bad run. That makes it 12 tournaments without escaping the group stage for the Scots, 13th times the charm lads! Cristiano Ronaldo entered his giving era as he opted for an easy assist rather than a difficult goal as Portugal troun...

Unlucky Lukaku, The Kalvin Phillips Clamour, Arda Guler's Super Goal - Euro 2024 Show 21.06.2024

It's games games games as the Euro's group stage rolls on, and we've done our best to recap all of the biggest and best stories so far. Our mortal enemy Romelu Lukaku had a bit of a disaster class as Belgium lost their first game to Slovakia, and even though luck was not on Big Rom's side, there were some hints that he still could have done more. Another disappointing display f...

Super Jude Bellingham, Spain's Streak, Trent Tried Tested Failed? - Euro 2024 Show 17.06.2024

The Euros are well and truly underway and we've done our best to round up the group stage so far! In probably the most anticipated debut of the tournament for our listeners, England had their first game against Serbia, and apart from a brief few moments of brilliance from Jude Bellingham, it was a shakey game that England were lucky to win in the end. Has Gareth Southgate's tinkering gon...

Germany Beat Scotland in Style, Querpass-Toni, Bitter Hummels, We Got Some Hate Mail - Euro 2024 Show 15.06.2024

Euro 2024 start off with a 5-1 victory for hosts Germany. Scotland brought some 200,000 fans to Munich which only made it uncomfortably reminiscent of Ireland's disastrous 2012 European championships. Toni Kroos, returned to the international side since March, completed 99 percent of his passes as we ask is there any way to stop the metronome behind the German Mannschaft. Matts Hummel's...

A No Nonsense Euros 2024 Preview! 12.06.2024

The 2024 Euro's is upon us! Join us as we take a look at all of the contenders, the starboys and the just happy to be there's! Will Deschamps solidify his legacy with another French tournament win? Are England doomed to disappoint? What is the latest fall out behind the scenes in the Belgium camp? Are Turkey the dark horses once again despite never actually impressing? All this and more!...

Southgate Snubs The Avengers, Man City Vs The Majority, Is John O'Shea Here to Stay? 09.06.2024

As part of our latest ULTRAS ONLY bonus episode on Patreon , before we enter in to Euros 2024, we had some international friendlies and a potential international incident to ease us in. John O'Shea is still managing Ireland, and they are somehow winning games now as they beat Hungary 2-1 in a quarter full Aviva stadium, but does it really matter? Some breaking news from the past as it turns o...

Madrid Want More, Dortmund Self Sabotage, Rheinmetall Jacket - 2024 Champions League Final Review 04.06.2024

The last Champions League as we know it came to an end in familiar fashion, with Real Madrid lifting the trophy as a heartbroken Marco Reus, Mats Hummels and Borussia Dortmund looked on. We go through the game Füllkrug chance by agonising Füllkrug chance, as Dortmund fought valiently until it was time for Madrid to do what they do. The new Zidane, Jude Bellingham caps a very impressive first seaso...

Mourinho's Turkish Adventure, Fiorentina's Greek Tragedy, The Premier League's Bald Manager Epidemic 31.05.2024

On the latest No Nonsense Ultra's Only Preview.. Olympiacos FC had one of the greatest nights in their 100 year history as they became the first Greek team to win a European trophy after beating Fiorentina in extra time to win the Conference League. Further solidifying the Conference League as one of the best things going in football, giving clubs that otherwise never would have these nights,...

Man United Underdogs Win FA Cup, Ten Hag Staying Ten More Years? Man City Boys Were On The Beers 28.05.2024

An all time great dramatic FA Cup run came to a pretty shocking end as Man United in one of their worst seasons in recent history managed to beat Man City comfortably in the final. With rumours before the game that Erik Ten Hag would be getting sacked regardless of the result, it seems now that everything has changed thanks to his starboys Mainoo and Garnacho. What next for Pep Guardiola's Ci...

Ademola Cooked Man, Leverkusen Unbeaten Run Ends, Pochetti-No More, Europa League Final 24.05.2024

On the latest No Nonsense Ultra's preview , the impossible Leverkeusen dream proved impossible as their unbeaten run came to an end with  Atalanta winning the Europa League, thanks to an incredible hattrick from former pod favourite, Ademola Lookman. The managerial merry-go-round is in full effect as Pochettino leaves Chelsea by "mutual" consent just as things were starting to turn...

Man City 4 Ever, Enjoyably Arsenal, Farewell Klopp - Premier League 2023/2024 Recap 21.05.2024

As the curtain falls on another Premier League season, things wrapped up pretty much as expected. Arsenal are the latest victims of the Man City machine, as a near perfect Premier League run in was over 2 minutes in to the final day thanks to a brace from player of the season Phil Foden. 4 in a row now for Manchester City, and 6 of the last 7 league titles go to Pep Guardiola's men, has the P...

Ange Finds Cracks in Tottenhams Foundations, Aston Villa Dinner Dance, A New Era of VAR? | Patreon Preview 18.05.2024

In a jam packed Ultra's only epiosde we discuss how it took just under a full season for Ange Postecoglou to be hit full force by the Spurs mentality, after one of the stangest potential deciding games of all time as Tottenham faced Man City. Aston Villa however, were much more familiar with the history of the Tottenham and celebrated in style as they hosted a black tie event knowing full wel...

Old Trafford Falls, Arsenal Have Done All They Can, Mbappé's Goodbye, Moyes to Ireland? 14.05.2024

In yet another summing up of the season, Old Trafford literally caved in around Ten Hag's Man United as Arsenal saw off their last "top 6" challenge of the season. In a title race that's tighter than ever, it's never felt so hopeless. As Arsenal's near perfect record doesn't look like it will be enough to stop the Man City machine. But you can't say they did...

Tuchel Screwed Tuchel, Project Mbappe's Findings, Hummels Last Hurrah | Patreon Preview 10.05.2024

After missing our chance to record earlier in the week we briefly catch up on the Casemiro character assasination by Jamie Carragher after Man United's 4-0 loss to Crystal Palace. We then get into the meat of the episode, our little glimpse into this weeks Ultra's only European episode. We cover the Bayern downfall which may have been spurred on by some bizarre man management choices fro...

Carragher Visits the Yellow Wall, Sancho Shines, Madrid's Year? | Patreon Preview 03.05.2024

The greatest Champion's League of all time continues with some more top notch knockout games. Real Madrid looked as unstoppable as ever while Bayern also looked pretty damn good in a 2-2 draw, if only it weren't for that darn Kim Min-jae says Tuchel. Dortmund won the home leg against PSG thanks to a  goal from the young as ever  Füllkrug and a star performance from Jadon Sancho. Another...

Salah Scorched Earth, Arsenal Survive the Derby, Golden Boy Raya, Man Utd Salary Cap Clear Out 30.04.2024

It's everyones favourite time of the season where things become MATHEMATICALLY CONFIRMED. Liverpool look officially out of the title race after a 2-2 draw with West Ham which saw yet another incredible moment of inept refereeing and a Salah and Klopp sideline bust up. Arsenal got through a North London Derby with a 3-2 win over Tottenham. But despite being 3-0 up at half time and some easy se...

Liverpool Probably Lose the League, Chelsea Prove They Are Cole Palmer FC, Are Everton Stuck At This Level? | Patreon Preview 26.04.2024

It looks all but over for Liverpool as a dejected Klopp sighed after they lost to Merseyside rivals Everton for the first time in Goodison Park in 13 years. Where has it all gone wrong for Liverpool? Can Klopp really have any blame for Nunez missing 1 on 1's? Pochettino but his foot in his mouth by announcing this Arsenal game was a chance for his squad to prove they are not just 'Cole P...

Man United's Worst Win Ever, Nottingham Forest Explore Their Options, Antony Doesn't Get It, Pep's Passionate Plea 23.04.2024

Man United gifted us yet another fixture of madness, this time giving up a 3-0 lead to almost lose 4-3 to Coventry in the FA Cup semi final In the midst of the most embarrassing win in history, only one man was celebrating which begs the question, does Antony know who he's playing for? Man City also made their way past the FA Cup semi final, with a 1-0 victory over Chelsea after a Nicholas Ja...

Bernardo's Blunder, Bayern are Still Bayern, Should Arsenal Be Proud? | Patreon Preview 19.04.2024

One of the best Champions League knockout rounds in history continued to excite with upsets across the board as lowly teams like Real Madrid and Bayern Munich managed to stop the might Premier League giants. Man City were knocked out by Madrid after a particularly mad penalty shootout in a game which apparently Kevin De Bruyne and Erling Haaland didn't want to finish? Arsenal still can't...

Chelsea Penalty Petulance, Arsenal & Liverpool Miss Big, Cole World, Our First Race Row 17.04.2024

In a weekend which should have been dominated by Arsenal and Liverpool's slip ups, Chelsea managed to make a routine dismantling of Everton and turn it into a showcase of how much of a shambles they are as a squad. After a rapid hat trick from Cole Palmer, things were looking good, but once it was time to take a penalty to further the hammering, the Chelsea squad saw their oppurtunity to stat...

Arsenal Saved by Common Sense Rule, City and Madrid go Goal for Goal, Gnabry Cooks | Patreon Preview 12.04.2024

Arsenal's blushes were saved after a bizarre handball incident could have really embarrassed them in the Champions League knockouts against Bayern Munich. As it was though they managed a 2-2 draw that had penalties, penalty shouts, crazy runs through the middle and more! Man City and Real Madrid took a leaf out of Man United's book and just gave it a go! With a 3-3 thriller, where clearl...

Old Trafford Transition Thriller, Kevin De Best, Real Madrid Revenge, Can a Good Celebration Make a Player? 09.04.2024

Man United have done it again, this time dragging Liverpool into their game of chaos laced ping pong ball. United drew 2-2 with Liverpool in Old Trafford, a result which could really hurt Liverpool's title chances, and a game where they'll be kicking themselves over missed chances again. Are Arsenal the best team in the league now, why does it still feel strange to ask that? Real Madrid...

Man United's Latest Implosion, Cole Palmer's Cool As You Like, Chelsea Haven't Progressed | Patreon Preview 05.04.2024

Manchester United gifted us with yet another classic 4-3 in another back and forth game where the midfield and defending was more a suggestion than a necessity. Chelsea managed to win 4-3 after being 3-2 down in the 99th minute (!) How in the world did this happen and why didn't anyone stop Cole Palmer. Speaking of Cole, his penalty tally is now at 8 for the season and his total tally to 16,...

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