No New Notifications from Kanan & Manek

Kanan and Manek release the world's only explicit guided meditation. Peace and Love.  Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, Produced, Mixed and Salted) by Jonathan Wesley at  www.jonathanwesleymusic.com

KG and MD issue an ultimatum to a contest, celebrate true winners amongst the podcast listenership, talk about exciting new podcast features, a revolutionary breaking of old ground, your shopping dilemmas, the world's first neutral palate-eviscerating frankensnack, and thank the generous sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download...

LINK TO REACTION VIDEO: odysee.com/@nonewnotifications:3/podcastersreact:c   In what can only be described as art (because it would fail to qualify as anything else), real-life podcasters Kanan & Manek react to a podcast video they found on the internet (LINK TO ORIGINAL VIDEO: vimeo.com/510292482 ).   Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit o...

Kanan and Manek chew through app updates, a very special discuss of the boundaries of their friendship, new rules of modern etiquette, what you hate that everyone loves (or no one else notices), a frankensnack tasting, your strangest strangers and of course the sponsors who keep this gyre spinning. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our w...

Don't Start Listening Here! Our very first filler episode has KG and MD doing a deep, deep dive into the programming and design that makes the No New Notifications app possible. Well also invent the worlds best seeker bar and a new exciting way to reward extreme luck. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   NNN Official App (Android & iOS) : Download Visit our website if you're that kinda per...

Another one joins the dust! KG and MD chat with Surbhi Bagga as The Overthink Tank emerges on the ever-expanding NNN podcast network, they lay down a diss track for a dying social media network, announce a surprisingly polished Friendship feature for the app, remain non-judgmental about your unlikely food combinations, strategise the success of the NNN cryptocurrency, make a plan to accelerate pod...

Kanan & Manek announce the official NNN podcast app on iOS (signalling the end of the soft-war with Apple), scheme potential ways to make money through the podcast, explore unusual food combinations in a brand new seg, learn what you learned too late in life, decide the fate of an under-utilised MySpace page, read about your unique collections, debate Manek’s punctuality, and shout out the sponsor...

The No New Notifications Network is Launched! KG and MD are joined by Kenneth Sebastian, first entrant into the exclusive NNNN as they discuss the extensive and complex features of the new EXPLOSIVE app update, read out some wonderful poetry by a younger KG and MD, discuss statistics, Manek's complex diet strategy, announce the quest for the ultimate snack, and as always read out our sponsors. Con...

KG and MD, discuss the Biggest of Updates, Manek's admin war to launch the fully middle album, talk through some stranger things, peruse the blooming NNN fandom wiki, broadcast your public declarations, hammer in the most modern of etiquette, meet our latest learner yet, celebrate the true winners who listen to this podcast and as always, list out our very real sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewn...

Kanan and Manek create a public Wiki page to help newcomers catch up on the podcast mythology, discuss a possible roadblock for their invaluable crypto tokens, declare new rules of modern etiquette, deliver on the promise of a 3-panel comic, celebrate the winners among us, learn about what you learned too late in life, recount unexpected encounters with strangers, and thank the sponsors of the sho...

Kanan & Manek propose launching a futuristic blockchain token for NNN, have an open and honest discussion about fingerless gloves, explore a method to document the ever-expanding lore of the show, declare more rules of modern etiquette, resolve your shopping dilemmas, hold the world's first audio-only unboxing for a long-awaited toothbrush, and thank our generous sponsors. Contribute at hello@none...

While continually complaining about Zoom lag, Kanan and Manek consider having a user manual for this increasingly lore-heavy podcast, issue a stern warning to merchandisers, discuss new features for the NNN app, make a public declaration, celebrate the winners among us, declare more rules of modern etiquette, read about a shocking collection, and announce the sponsors for the show. Contribute at h...

Kanan & Manek (constantly breaking new ground in podcasting history) host the first ever audio-only gaming channel, discuss the universally-beloved NNN app, solve a mystery that didn't need solving, create a safe space for expired apologies, revisit the divisive crunchy-crispy debate, celebrate the winners among us, declare more rules of modern etiquette, and announce messages from our sponsors. C...

Manek and Kanan recount their travels in a novel & non-threatening format, take feedback about the NNN app, discuss exquisite collections, investigate expired apologies, celebrate the winners among us, revisit a shopping dilemma, and figure out a last minute sponsor for the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com O...

LINK TO VIDEO: https://vimeo.com/510292482 Kanan & Manek attempt their first ever video episode of the podcast, shot in a high-definition yet slightly blurry format. They bake a cake with Vinesh, reveal new features of the NNN app, test the scientific difference between crunchy and crispy, gather winners from across the internet to play a challenging game, define more rules of modern etiquette, co...

Don't worry. Manek and Kanan discuss just what this whole thing is about, an app update (and war update?), discuss your fantastic collections, modern etiquette, what we learned too late, love and hate, issue a call for winners, and discuss a potential real sponsor? What's really important is that you don't worry. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   Visit our website if you're that kinda p...

Kanan and Manek launch an educational diss track business, discuss the new feature requests for the NNN app, take Modern Etiquette to greater heights, discuss more 2021 predictions, enter the wonderful world of collectors, answer your shopping queries and read out our lovely sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications....

Manek and Kanan push through a week full of Wednesdays to announce the release of the official NNN App (TM? Sure, why not), have their first disagreement on a Modern Etiquette, explore the wonderful world of educational rhyming, announce a mark of the highest recognition for podcast listeners —The Golden Zero, read about things you hate, consider the next step for the podcast, discuss 2021 predict...

Kanan and Manek submit their very own podcast app for review, discuss animal enemies, try to recreate the magic of a lost late learners segment, explore the wild world of Heavy Metal Knitting (with Nathalie Cortada), connect with more content on Myspace, review rules of modern etiquette, and read out messages from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   Visit our website if you'...

Manek and Kanan provide sexy motivation, announce their ground-breaking new  Spotify-killer app, rediscover Myspace, discuss Loverz (of things other people hate), review Late Learners, decide techniques and yarn colours for their kNNNit off, read about your shopping dilemmas, and have a message from the sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   Visit our website if you're that kinda p...

Manek and Kanan discuss a strong snub, uncover the secret origins of the NNN subreddit, s'asseoir dans le coin de la France, consider Manek's trouser scenario, debut a brand new segment for Lovers (not fighters), review late learners, modern etiquette, announce a competition and read out some messages from our sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com   Visit our website if you're that...

Forced by a wicked witch (embodied by Deepa) to do an entire episode without cursing, Kanan & Manek consider ditching episode numbers, discuss the illegal NNN subreddit, define more rules of Modern Etiquette, read through your Shopline Bling dilemmas and Internet usernames, test out a doomed French segment, and enthusiastically promote this episode’s sponsors. Contribute at hello@nonewnotification...

A devious bit of trickery makes Manek do his very first improv scene (feat. Kaneez and Natasha), after which NNN charges through sock updates, Shopline Bling, a deep dive into early internet usernames, reading out some listener feedback, introducing the podcast mythology (or uNNNiverse) and a late dive into late learners. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that...

Kanan & Manek do synchronised Talking Points, discuss rules of Modern Etiquette, read out Facebook advertising keywords, learn about Late Learners, try to get a quality assurance certificate for the podcast, throw an apple-party to watch the Apple event, and endorse the very generous (and very fake) sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that k...

Kanan & Manek bicker over Talking Points, do a co-CEO performance review, leave a breadcrumb trail for online advertisers, attempt to solve your Shopline Bling dilemmas, discuss Animal Enemies, and endorse very generous (and very fake) sponsors of the show. Contribute at hello@nonewnotifications.com Visit our website if you're that kinda person www.nonewnotifications.com Opening Music (Arranged, P...