No More Whoppers

132 skidoo! That's a lotta skidoos. This week, we're feeling a little full… of ourselves! Listen to us indulge in our appearances on other podcasts; Japanese radio for some reason; inaugural Blu-rays; Alex leaves the bar in some guy's hands; SPLOOBY?!; a live demo of a new version of a game called Dragon Quest; and Fan Fun with new Facebook Likes and a special announcement that someone nearly forg...

  Dig it: this week, Ray operates at partial drop capacity; hectic weekends and frantic weddings; poor phone etiquette; catching up on some Net-Flicks; Maverick Hunter X gon’ give it to ya; Alex continues to rail against modern graphics; YouTube drama and rage-quitting the internet; donorrific Fanf; the rigors of Japanese nerd-pronunciation; Facebook dislikes, and dial F for Fukkatsu! This podcast...

Here's how it's gonna go down: We talk about how recording works; the return of Alex's computer; The Sniffles; loaner pants; the Oscars?! (No); a visit to TGI Fraioli's; Mr. Dinkett, and a rousing game of guessing Smash Bros. character languages! Plus, Fan Fun is… presented. This podcast is a five-time Gong Show winner.

  On this week’s mistake, Raymond is stressed to the max; three Germans, a Finn, two jocks, and a bobcat walk into a bar; Alex spies a weirdo at the store; gearing up for a double dose of St. Patrick; a new NoMoWo Memory; climbing to the secret garden; how to name your nerd thing; fun on YouTube; remembering our favorite Kongs; ending the date drought; NPR’s video game podcast “Gaaaaaaames”, and w...

NMW celebrates three years! We take a brief moment to recap the show's history, but pretty soon it's into talking about KSHAQ; who's Lily Tomlin?; escaping the pizza loop; Alex meeting new business friends; Seymore Butts; Sad 32X revelations; a popular video game, and donors repeat themselves! This podcast absorbs twice the liquid of name-brand shows!

  It sure is us! This week, embarrassed at the Genius Bar; y’all need to learn how to use Twitter; fond memories of Radio Shack and Xbox; Alex’s apartment news; dealing with awkward moments at Critical Hit; the creepy Italian; Alex’s biggest pet peeve at the bar and other incitements; Shadow of the Colossus versus Ico; Ray watches Maron and TV talk; Japan’s adorable anti-piracy measures; Japan’s i...

126 ways to belittle each other, and we're just getting started! This ep, listen to us talk about NewsRadio in SF; Alex back on the wedding circuit; our top 2014 picks!; Dresident Quevil?!, and whoa-ho, a new round of listener questions answered! We're proud to be the first podcast distributed to the Amish people.

  The big CXXV! This week, Ray and Alex both hunt for new apartments; a look back at SCROLL; passive-aggressive Twitter behavior; Alex goes back onstage; a harrowing marathon of nightmares; a misleading lobby, and Fanf to beat the band! This podcast is CALORIE OFF!

  We’re Back: Two Knuckleheads’ Story! We welcome 2015 with tales of the holidays; a whole heap o’ media consumed; Alex almost misses his flight; Ray returns to his roots; doing Economy class in style; movie trailers are butt; the new version of a game called “Dragon Quest”; Alex tries Japanese food, and bloated belated Fanf! Come on in to this podcast for a FREE personality test!

Baby it's cold outside! So Alex huddled up in the basement with Charles and Rhett to bring you this riveting roundtable! Regular episodes will resume next week?!

  This episode is as easy as that! This week, we look back (from the past) on how we (will have) spent the holidays; Alex misunderstands The Bible (again); requisite cereal, Seinfeld, and game talk; Critical Hit holding steady; Dominos pizzas are 2 small 2 furious; Japan’s brief potato famine; Alex is infiltrated, infuriated by the wind; we are the new Smash announcers; bickering like an old marri...

  Happy Holidays from your friends at NoMoWo! Pull out your old beat-up copy of Home Alone and sync this baby up! And then keep the change, ya filthy animal!

  It sure is our 122nd episode! This week, the two things Ray hates to hear; Alex revisits early NoMoWo; a visit from Australia’s finest; surviving health and safety training; heading home for the holidays; Serial is good but not the best thing ever; improv out of nowhere; Random Acts of Pasta Guy revisited; video game talk (your Yakuzas, your Streets Fighter, etc.), and the world-threatening Amii...

Our 21st palindrome! This week, Alex continues eating pizza on mic; Ray enrolls openly; Alex meets his girlfriend’s folks over a lovely lunch; November wrap-up and how we Thanksgave; holiday game purchases; the wonders of credit cards; planning the final issue of SCHLUMP; Neverending Generosity Bowl; Pardcast-a-thon and MST3K’s Turkey Day 2014 recaps; AlexTron goes rogue; Bar Talk the Mind-Taker;...

We've collected our 120th episode and Yoshi's on the roof! This week, Alex's pizza reality tour; Ray gets Smashed; our new segment, Drink Food New Thing; the brief lives of Japanese milks; no thanks, Sunkus; the fetid FedEx and big ups to UPS; Alex reconsiders his pricing system; SoftBank continues to fail; the highs and lows of Fantasy Life, and assertive Fanf! Absence of evidence is not evidence...

  Our 119th Muppisode! This week, more evidence linking Alex with Stanley Tucci; Ray goes Interstellar; an unexpected gift from a posh Persian; Ray’s 2000 inch TV; Alex modernizes his telephone device; raging at SoftBank’s customer “service”; drunk idiots crash the bar; rude gamers; Fanf, and yet another technical foul-up! If you can’t handle this podcast at its worst, you don’t deserve it at its...

  Fall and ebola are in the air! CRITICAL*HIT is up and running, with stories of friends, fries, and Final Fantasy; we discuss Halloweens past and present; Alex’s accidental blood pact; slow-motion diving into the Bayonetta bilogy; Fantasy Life as FFXI methadone; Ray dips into Hi-sCoool! SeHa Girls; obsessing over the Age of Ultron trailer; the return of Shadowlaw and a visit to the lackluster Orc...

S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Spooky Sundays! Alex is a whirlwind of nerves as he prepares for the bar's pre-open; a new Information Pad with new possibilities; another typhoon threatens Japan; popular butt bands; the boys discuss weddings (and a funeral); no Halloween plans to speak of; video games… to REDUCE stress?!; and Fan Fun, featuring our now segment "Fame or Gate?"! This podcast needs your help to...

  Sweet 116! Alex’s hard drive is in a better place now; Ray is the target of road rage; the great American apartment search continues; portable vs. at-home Smashing; a fun-filled visit from two Gold Subscribers; picking up a fryer on the cheap; the hunt for bread; MST3K in Japan; the three B’s and avoiding confrontation at a barbecue; thanks, typhoon!; sandbagging; an exploration of various Kongs...

We’re Back! Two Jackasses’ Story. Ray upgrades his Information-Phone and home entertainment unit; an exploration of Charles E. Cheese and survival horror; Critical Hit draws nearer to its Grand Opening; dealing with the Japanese “Home Center”; the fall of Shadowlaw; a trip to Tokyo Disney and the 8-4 pre-TGS shindig; disappointment at Luida’s Tavern and Artnia; fiscal practices of Japan’s well-to-...

This week, Ray begins the search for a new domicile; corrections from last week’s episode; welcome to the shitheap that is the NHK; prepping pub paint and Japan’s insistence on the fax; we love #1, and the Fan Fun theme makes a triumphant return! Vote for us in the 31st Annual Battle Creek Podcast Awards!

Take a number! This week, first impressions of the SlimeStation 4 and other game news; summer scorch winds down; Alex’s continuing visa struggle; more Japanese banking in(s)anity; #nomorewhoppers; Ray gives TMNT two shells down; too many Blade Runner references; Alex waits anxiously for GotG’s Japanese premiere; bar renovation begins and drinking with salarymen; hanging out with a NoMoWo fan at Ge...

Halfway to 224! T-shirt sales are through the roof!; bugging Brad’s rad dad Tad; beard trimmer rebirth; the northward-bound package; Are You Being Severed; the steady decline of the Simpsons; too cool for media; podcasts in Japan; H&S For Men Scalp EX; an evening in a Japanese love hotel; Alex in hot water; Fanf, featuring some generous donors, and the new mini-segment MAXIMUM ‘TUDE! This podcast...

Our eleventy-first episode! This week, we’re happy to announce that our shirt is selling like T-cakes!; Ray expands his Super Game Boy collection; retro console maintenance; a brief history of Miracle Warriors; welcome to Abobo’s; will podcast for food; Marvel Cinematic Universe talk; dealing with shitty events; touring America with Immigrant Alex; getting back into the world of fantasy; Alex dema...

This podcast gives 110%! This week, the contents of quiche; Ray breaks barriers at Six Flags; Alex refuses Tokyo Disneyland; the commercialization of Square-Enix brands; Critical Hit news and visa panic; Costco from a distance; Alex wants to cosplay several times; John Grisham presents Facebook lickers, and a sartorial offer exclusive to listeners! Professional podcasters on closed course.