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Vote for the Miserable Movie Oscars:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSei0wbDvtDAG62E8WxA33LeK0d8PFM_YMtgzi4-B8vbUZlZyA/viewform  We talk about the new superhero movie everyone's talking about (no not that one, the other one), talk about an older dystopian movie everyone used to talk about (no not that one, the other one), and continue to develop our Kingdom Hearts killer (no no...

Vote for the Miserable Movie Oscars:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSei0wbDvtDAG62E8WxA33LeK0d8PFM_YMtgzi4-B8vbUZlZyA/viewform  Happy belated 2 year anniversary! We've brought Alex back on to help us reminisce about the past year and a half of the podcast, play a guessing game based on our last five episodes, and started developing the game that will be the biggest competition...

Vote for the Miserable Movie Oscars:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSei0wbDvtDAG62E8WxA33LeK0d8PFM_YMtgzi4-B8vbUZlZyA/viewform  Finally concluding this dumb little project with great power, great responsibility, and so, so many X-Men. Plus, we get a little deep and existential talking about a last minute change to the "Films of the Years of Our Lives" challenge film for 2015.

Vote for the Miserable Movie Oscars:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSei0wbDvtDAG62E8WxA33LeK0d8PFM_YMtgzi4-B8vbUZlZyA/viewform  Boy we need to stop doing these big projects that cause super long hiatuses and super long episodes, this one so long we made it two episodes. But we're back with Jacob starting to detail his Phase 3, which starts with (I shit you not) a murder myster...

Yet another long episode after yet another long hiatus because school, Noah details his Phase 3, featuring various deep cuts from the pages of Marvel Comics and lots of character death because almost every script he writes contains major character death. He might have a problem... Oh, and we talk about one of the many biopics starring the late Chadwick Boseman.

Continuing our experiment of a theoretical MCU started by 1986's Howard the Duck , our Phase 2 films adapt some of the most intense battles in Marvel history: Hulk vs Wolverine, Grandmaster vs Death, and... Spider-Man vs Big Wheel! Plus, we talk about an actual MCU movie that's somehow worse than a Howard the Duck led Star Wars parody featuring Kingpin as Jabba the Hutt. Check out my new short fil...

Today we begin a three (possibly four) part experiment where we pitch our own versions of a Marvel Cinematic Universe if it were kickstarted by the best Marvel film ever made... 1986's Howard the Duck.

Today we reminisce about the films we watched at age 6 when we were born without faces. Also the very adult Castlevania show. And then back to childhood whimsy with the film that killed Disney's 2D animation department.

In yet another extra long podcast episode (what else is new) we actually discuss a recently released film we've both seen for once, we debate one epic battle and one slightly less epic battle, and we rant about yet another terrible video game movie.

This episode was streamed live on Sunday, April 4th.

Pavlin Dobrev will return.

Vote for the Miserable Movie Oscars:  https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc9S1I2jGk6eCR-B33Vgr4Gnl5Dgu7-jSlDas7O3LK2u_YqTg/viewform  In this episode, we discuss the filmography of Fox's recently defunct animation division, best and worst movie titles, and one of the worst anime adaptations ever made.

Vote for the Miserable Movie Oscars: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc9S1I2jGk6eCR-B33Vgr4Gnl5Dgu7-jSlDas7O3LK2u_YqTg/viewform Sorry for the weird cut around 1 hour and 44 minutes in, my internet cut out as we were recording. Thankfully the audio recording didn't get screwed up.  In a simultaneously casual and intense episode, we discuss the Golden Globes nominations, a lot of film...

What if Super Smash Bros was for movies instead of video games? That's the age old question we answer today in a super long episode, followed by a discussion of a movie about a man who took out a lot of people's final stocks. (Is that comment in poor taste? Ah, whatever.) Vote for the Miserable Movie Oscars: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc9S1I2jGk6eCR-B33Vgr4Gnl5Dgu7-jSlDas7O3LK2u_YqTg...

Today we talk about movies with beginnings or endings that are much better or much worse than the movies as whole, a magically great film from Christopher Nolan, and I announce the Miserable Movie Oscar nominees, which you can vote on using the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc9S1I2jGk6eCR-B33Vgr4Gnl5Dgu7-jSlDas7O3LK2u_YqTg/viewform

Originally uploaded to YouTube on 11/11/20 In an episode with a title is not an allegory whatsoever no siree mister don't question it, we talk about films that are in the public domain, as well as films based on public domain properties, including one for the current film challenge that, much like others discussed this episode, is either enjoyably terrible or terribly enjoyable. Or both.

It's been a while, but we're back with spontaneous new films, spontaneous film news, and spontaneous guest stars?! It's 2020 in a nutshell, we have no idea what to expect.

Originally uploaded to YouTube on 9/2/20 Nobody wanted this. We didn't want this. Until we accidentally picked two "van movies" for our Films of the Years of Our Lives challenge.

Originally uploaded to YouTube on 8/12/20 Since people are gonna be going back to school (whatever that means in this day and age) we decided to talk about some of our favorite school-related films. Plus, we talk about this film challenge's worst film so far, but that's only when compared with the three near masterpieces that preceded it.  Also Spider-Man art was done by Mims on Tumblr: https...

In an episode celebrating one year since the first episode, we reminisce about highlights of the past year, discuss upcoming movies, and use up the last of our actor/actress/director flash cards to create one last batch of insane film pitches.

In today's episode, we discuss a fight featuring two ferocious felines. In addition, we discuss some recent film news and rumors as well as a film for the "Films of the Years of Our Lives" challenge that is, ironically, unforgettable.

Originally uploaded to YouTube on 6/24/20 Today we discuss fights to the death between various film characters. Will Gru steal victory from Megamind? Will Charles Darwin discover a way to defeat Peter? CAN RANGO'S GUN KILL WOODY?!? All this, plus a discussion on one of the most heartbreaking/heartwarming films we've ever discussed on this podcast.

Originally uploaded to YouTube on 6/10/20 In what is possibly the weirdest episode of the podcast yet, we make up more films and talk about some film news (FINALLY), including the Snyder Cut, castings both rumored and confirmed for various films, and some upcoming streaming releases. We also kick off our "Films of the Years of Our Lives" challenge with what is probably both the best Dreamworks fil...

Originally uploaded to YouTube on 5/27/20 We conclude our Film Alphabet Challenge with a surprising release from Disney Channel, and take a look back at all the films we've watched for the challenge. Which one is the best? Which is the worst? Which one has the best nude scene involving Scarlett Johansson? Maybe forget about I mentioned that last one.

Originally uploaded to YouTube on 5/13/20 In a more casual episode of the podcast, we talk about a new miniseries about the film industry, fan casting for the upcoming Hercules remake, our opinions on perfect movies, and the second to last film in our Film Alphabet Challenge. We also make some more movies, one of which may be one of the weirdest premises for a film, at least according to Jacob.