Nick Swartz
No Lies Just BS
Listen to Nick Swartz tell stories about his life. From growin' up in the small VA mountain town of Clifton Forge to his entry into and career in the tattoo industry. All the rough upbringin', punk rock, family, country, skateboardin', good eatin', blues, ass-kickin', tattooed, hard to believe but addictin' to perceive bullshit that can be packed into each episode. His brother Josh helps out and the guests are the best of the best.
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Nick Swartz
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Jul 7, 2026
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Episodes
Episode Fifty-Nine: Will Lollie 31.10.2017 2:01:48
(Episode formerly called "Shuhari") Nick and Andrew have been friends with the great Mr. Will Lollie for over twenty years and you can tell when these three sit down and jump right in to a super interesting discussion going all the way back. Will came down from King's Ave. Tattoo in NY for this episode to tell some of the craziest and most interesting history you will hear about getting into tatto...
Episode Fifty-Eight: Mike Dorsey & Brian Bruno 24.10.2017 1:46:07
*...formerly titled "Conspiracy" At the Richmond Tattoo and Arts Festival, Nick is joined by Mike Dorsey from Cincinnati and Brian Bruno from Absolute Art in Richmond, VA. Listen and learn so many things you didn't know were happening in the world today. Lots of fun and interesting ideas are shared and Nick's mind is blown by these two evil geniuses. Just as things get to point where you think it...
Episode Fifty-Seven: Hunter Spanks 17.10.2017 1:59:31
*...formerly titled "Cobrahead" Long time friend and excellent artist Hunter Spanks came down to the Richmond Tattoo & Arts Festival from Read Street tattoo where he works in Baltimore and hung out with Nick for a few hours and laid down some great stories. Lots of history and shared acquaintances, as usual, on this one and just an all-around great vibe from a great dude. Check it out and stick ar...
Episode Fifty-Six: Steve "Steve-O" Harding 10.10.2017 2:13:53
*...formerly titled "Crime" Steve-O is back and I'm not talkin' about the guy from Jackass. Long time member of the Alley Cat family and frequent mention on the podcast joins us at the Richmond Tattoo and Arts Festival, just like he did in Rochester and this is just a kickass episode where we get to sit in on one of a billion conversations he's had with Nick. This time on some good shit they both...
Episode Fifty-Five: Dave Cavalcante & John Rippey 03.10.2017 2:28:08
*...formerly titled "Poked" Road trippin' down from the Great Not-So-White North this week we've got Dave Calavante and Matthew Knopp from Tattoo Paradise in D.C. and Mr. John Rippey from Key City Tattoo in Maryland. We got to hang out with these dudes this past weekend at the Richmond Tattoo Convention and now, as we gather our faculties from events that may or may not have transpired at the Tat...
Episode Fifty-Four: Adam Herstine 26.09.2017 2:01:58
*...formerly titled "Leather" If you've listened for long enough you've heard mention of A Captive Bead Company where Nick used to make body jewelry. Well Nick worked for and with Adam Herstine and his brother Troy, who also owned Alley Cat before Nick. Well, we've got Adam on here this time and the laughs are never ending. Nick and Adam take a trip down memory lane with a ton of stories from thei...
Episode Fifty-Three: Devin Burnett 19.09.2017 2:23:49
*...formerly titled "Kid" Comin' up from Empire Tattoo down in Asheville, NC - Devin Burnett talks about becoming a tattooer in the Instagram Age. Nick breaks his balls for a while and finds out how "J.D." put in the work and the hours and the blood, sweat and thousands of dollars to break in to this industry we all love. If there's a right way to do it these days, Devin probably got as close as y...
Episode Fifty-Two: Dean Schubert 12.09.2017 2:01:29
*...formerly titled "Energy" Dean Schubert of Dean Visual Tattoo all the way out in Arcata, CA rode across the U.S. of A. on his motorcycle, tattooing himself in every state on the way and stopped in only one tattoo shop: Alley Cat Tattoo - where he got the chance to lay down some excellent bullshit with Nick. Although they had only just met online, Nick and Dean tell some truly entertaining tales...
Episode Fifty-One: Thomas "Ugly Tom" Michael 05.09.2017 2:15:58
*...formerly titled "Spirals" You've heard him on the Shop Talks already, now sit down with Nick and Ugly Tom as they talk about his tattoo journeys, a lot of shared experiences in and out of the industry, some Absolute gems (of course) and even a deep dive into the mind of a man who can only describe a period of his life as having gone, quite literally, crazy. Good fuckin' times. This begins our...
Episode Fifty: George Archer 29.08.2017 1:53:28
*...formerly titled "Sweater" Fifty fuckin' episodes. Good times. Great journey. So many guests. So many great stories. This one is special. We've got George Archer from Tantrum Tattoo down in Petersburg. George hung out with Nick and Andrew for some good storytelling. Mr. Archer and Mr. Conner also each did a custom painting to be given away in celebration of No Lies Just Bullshit reaching fifty...
Episode Forty-Nine: Mike Rennie 22.08.2017 1:42:56
*...formerly titled "And" Nick completes the current Absolute Art crew by sitting down with master fisherman and tattooer Mike Rennie. He's been called out on a bunch of episodes and Nick finally tracked him down in Richmond. Every now and then you can also hear Josh Arment in the background here as well. Good old stories as well as some great relevant conversation on the industry today. This is y...
Episode Forty-Eight: Beau Butler 15.08.2017 2:45:09
*...formerly titled "Playstation" Nick finally got to sit down and bullshit with another master bullshitter that everyone knows and loves. Beau Beau Butler from Richmond VA's legendary punk band Avail. Lots and lots of great stories here from the tattoo and music worlds. Lots of fun and straight talking. You're going to love it. Shop Talk follows with Nick, Andrew and Porter and one more time Ugly...
Episode Forty-Seven: Jason Hobbie Pt. 2 08.08.2017 1:32:01
*...formerly titled "Snake" If you haven't heard part one, go check out Episode 46. Or not... either way there's some great stories, snakes & songs on this one with Jason Hobbie from Absolute Art, bullshittin' with Nick. Ugly Tom sits in on another Shop Talk with Nick, Andrew and Porter. Boom.
Episode Forty-Six: Jason Hobbie Pt. 1 01.08.2017 2:03:35
*...formerly titled "Interrupt" Another killer episode from Nick's recent Richmond trip. And this kickass piece o' podcastin' is only the first of two parts with Jason Hobbie of Absolute Art in Richmond. In this episode you get to hear some amazing tales of great family, a bit of luck and a lot of legends of the industry. You're in for another super special Shop Talk to follow as Nick, Porter and...
Episode Forty-Five: Ryan "Braces" Wall 25.07.2017 1:39:01
*...formerly titled "War" Nick is joined by Ryan "Braces" Wall of Black Rabbit Tattoo in Richmond, VA. The frontman for hardcore asskickers Bracewar and former Absolute Art shop guy chills with Nick for some good bullshit. Shop Talk holds things down like you love.
Episode Forty-Four: Andrew Conner 18.07.2017 2:14:34
*...formerly titled "Punk" Nick talks with Andrew Conner once agian for a good long time. The Alley Cat artist and longtime friend waxes poetic on musical influences and artistic inspiration as he reminisces with Nick about growin' up punk and slightly hip-hop and fully rad. Enjoy the hell out of this one, bullshitters and stick around for the Shop Talk, of course!
Episode Forty-Three: Chris Porter 11.07.2017 1:41:46
*...formerly titled "Uphill" Local legend and Alley Cat all-star Mister Chris Porter is back with his second full-length sit down with Nick for some deep down bullshit. Stick around for Shop Talk for even more Nick & Porter and a healthy dose of Andrew Conner. Good fuckin' times.
Episode Forty-Two: Randy Hall 04.07.2017 1:19:34
*...formerly titled "Warehouse" Nick is joined by travelin' artist Randy Hall out of Hero Tattoo who just happened to be drivin' by Harrisonburg and stopped in for a chat. Shop Talk digs for gold.
Episode Forty-One: Scott Sterling 27.06.2017 1:43:01
*...formerly titled "Straightrazor" Scott Sterling returns to bullshit, or rather Nick goes to him down at the beach for a great session. Nothin' more to say, just listen to some great stories. And a Shop Talk.
Episode Forty: Old Heavy Hands 20.06.2017 1:33:20
*...formerly titled "Sandwich" Part two where Nick's joined by Sean Crofoot who tattoos at Leviticus in Minneapolis. There's a lot of talk of his early days and a lot of shared friendships and stories throughout. And from Legacy Irons Tattoo in Greensboro, the guys from Old Heavy Hands sit down for some talk and tunes as well. Larry Wayne, Nate Hall and David Self all tattoo down South and perform...
Episode Thirty-Nine: Sean Crofoot 13.06.2017 2:10:11
*...formerly titled "Tribalsun" Nick has some killer guests this time in the first of a killer two-parter. He's joined by Sean Crofoot who tattoos at Leviticus in Minneapolis. There's a lot of talk of his early days and a lot of shared friendships and stories throughout. Ol' Crowfoot didn't show up alone, however. Comin' up through the Appalachias from Legacy Irons Tattoo in Greensboro, the guys f...
Episode Thirty-Eight: Uncle Benny 06.06.2017 2:00:48
*...formerly titled "Tequila" Here we go, y'all. It's enjoyin' time for a couple o' hours of our Uncle Benny. Just as entertaining as our gone but not forgotten stepfather Tony or, as Nick refers to him, "Pop." This episode was certainly a treat for Nick & 'Lar to record and for me to edit. You all get to sit down, get drunk and jam with some good ol' boys right here. Nick mentions a song by The S...
Episode Thirty-Seven: Dustin Golden 30.05.2017 1:36:44
*...formerly titled "Bro" Dustin Golden from Deluxe Tattoo out of Chicago, IL comes back to Rock Town and into Nick's office to lay down some fuckin' awesome old school stories of back in the day in Alley Cat, runnin' shit with Nick and even farther back literally growing up in tattoo shops from early, early on. Lots of laughing and great tales to be had in this hot one from two master bullshitter...
Episode Thirty-Six: Jeremy Swed & Brian Bruno 23.05.2017 1:38:31
*...formerly titled "Labia" Alright patient, loyal listeners: this is the final one with poor audio quality done in the hotel room at the convention. Apparently everything I tried to do to improve the sound while not hanging out in Nick's office backfired because it seems as though the audio on these hotel room recordings got worse and worse. Please give it a try because Nick is talking with Mr. J...
Episode Thirty-Five: Jeff Cribb 16.05.2017 1:59:40
*...formerly titled "Hometown" First things first: I really don't know what is going on with the audio on this one. Nick sat down with Jeff Cribb shortly after talking to Scott Sterling and I'm not sure what changed, but the sound just came out weird here. I did all I could to improve things, so hopefully it won't be too bad. Jeff has a lot of kick ass things to say and the time flies by with Nick...
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