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"This next car is going to be a doozie". At least, that's what Ioanna thinks. The crew do their best to prepare for the fight in the hall car of the train, from the camera, they can see its full of Arasaka forces. But with a little preparation they'll hopefully be able to pull through. We all know Jeb would give an arm or a leg to use another granade. Maybe this time he'll get his wish. Can Ioanna...

Car 3 of the Train awaits and the Retro sends in the only thing he truly trusts to check it out. After some time the crew work their way to the barracks grab a snack, Sano and Henna perform some moves from their past and Ioanna contemplates role play with the enemy and friends. Will roleplay help Jeb get better?  Who does Retro trust the most?  How strong is Kitten Katch truly? Only the...

Finally the train is reconnected, but this is only step one. It would be unwise to leave Arasaka forces behind so the crew are clearing house (or train) as they make their way to the Faithful and do their best to stop it going critical. Car 4 of Train one is the next target. Will they make it out unskathed? Can Jeb get a good shot off? Will Retro lend a helping hand? Can the crew keep fighting the...

The Crew have vanquished all the Arasaka forces in the train so far, beyond this door is the engine of Train 2. Hopefully they can gain access, find Rev. John, get the train up to speed and reconnect with the Faithful. Faintly, in the distance, Arasaka forces are on their way. Hopefully the crew and fend them off and get on board the Faithful before all of Night City goes up in smoke. How is Jeb w...

Now the crew are on the train, it's time to start taking it back from Arasaka. they need to clear Train 2 before they try and get the whole thing reconnected and stop the faithful from going critical. The badlands are heating up and the fight has only just begun. With Ryu clones on the horizon this isn't going to be a simple quest. Can Henna hit anything? Will the Ryu clones finally cause some rea...

Huge thank you to everyone who has listened, FIFTY episodes is crazy and we couldn't have done it without you! THANK YOU CHOOMS! The Crew gear up at Clive's and get ready to get back on the train, with the threat of the whole Coast being destroyed it's wise to come prepared. The Crew still don't have much time, so they get done with Clive quickly and head towards the Train. With Arasaka reportedly...

It's back to the bar with the crew and they have some housekeeping to do, Jeb tries to express himself, Ioanna and Sano talk about what's happening to Retro. Henna turns up, Retro makes some discoveries, Sano works to save his master and then gets another message, it seems important, this message is marked Urgent. Does Retro need help? Can Jeb ask Joy out ever? Will anyone understand what Ioanna i...

Hey there Chooms! Thank you all for your questions on Twitter and Patreon , it was a lot of questions and we didn't have time to answer them all, but we loved the questions we received ( some we saved for the future... ) and we can't wait to hear what you think of our answers and what other questions you have for us in the future!   How long has everyone played TTRPGs? What's everyone's favor...

The situation at Shark's Cards is getting heated, but with the group chat in hand the crew have an ever changing plan, that just might work. Retro goes on impulse and Ioanna seases the day. Jeb is always doing his best to live out his bucket list fantasy, but his attempts don't always go well. The crew do their best with the hand they are dealt, we just have to see if they come out on top. Time to...

It only takes a few minutes for things to go wrong, and without keeping an eye on all the NPCs things are gonna happen. Sano is still insistent on getting things done, but Stranger has other plans. The crew head out to deal with a new problem, and take their first journey to the combat zone. But first they've gotta make a pit stop, time for a quick shopping trip.  Who does have the highest ga...

The crew get back to the bar and get to work setting all their NPCs to do tasks, the bar however has a visitor and they want a word with Jeb. Ioanna deals with F**k-Up Steve, Retro and Sano pickup some things they forgot and Jeb gets up to some smooth moves on the street. Can Jeb win a street race for a second time? Will Sano see his master alive again? What should they rename F**k-Up Steve? Only...

The Crew are finally on their way to the basement of the SB Main Building. With F**k-up Steve in tow, Sano takes point and it's time to discover what's really in the floor below. Retro gets handy, Jeb starts to feel different and Sano's patience has become razor thin. It's time to find out what 'Steve Prime' and 'Steve Zero' are, if they are the same thing and/or a person, and if Sano has his way,...

VR Training has safety protocols here in the SB Main building, it's likely not going to get in the way of the crew making their way to the vault elevator. Although guns might not work as expected, the crew always find a way to be creative with the world around them. Sano is getting fed up and Retro continues to improvise. Even Ioanna finds a way to use something other than bureaucracy to get what...

Happy New Year from No Latency! Getting key cards should be a quick task, but the crew get distracted by Ioanna distress, Steves being steve-like and Jeb always being hungry, they're getting closer to the top, but here in the Steve building, surprisingly, not everything is out to get you. Except Retro, he's been very creative with his kills. Is Retro going to far? Can Jeb resist more of his urges?...

A Merry Season, to all from No Latency! Now that the team have got the information they need from the collector, it's time to go find  Warehouse 25 and get Retro's duck back, what will they find at the warehouse, and what are they going to do if it's not there? Guest Stars @MissMagitek and @jonjonthewise join the Side Quest this season on No Latency. Will Retro get his duck back? How long have you...

A Merry Season, to all from No Latency!   For our first Side Quest Adventure, Retro wants to get his duck back, he misses Mama Mallard. Finding the rest of the Crew gone, Ping decides to help by hiring some new local mercs, now Remy has a Netrunner and a Solo by his side for Christmas. It's gonna be quackers.  Guest Stars @MissMagitek and @jonjonthewise join the Side Quest this season on...

Another floor of the SB Main building and more is revealed about the Steves, the crew has made it to the programming floor and it's just as weird as you'd expect. Jeb is starting to lose control way more often and it's starting to worry Ioanna. This floor is gonna be spicy. Who's gonna win the bet? Can Jeb resist his urges? What is behind the mirrors? Only the dice will tell. A Cyberpunk adventure...

The Crew take the elevator up in the SB Main Building, Ioanna and Sano do their best to keep everyone on track but Jeb, Retro and Even Vendell have other plans. Much is revealed about the origins and reasons behind 'the Steves', but even as they find what they need there's still much more to discover about the building, the crew and what's even happening to Jeb... Where did all the Steves come fro...

After some time in Vanna White discussing tactics the crew arrive at the SB-Main Building, where the Steves apparently call home. Sneaking in is one option, but Jeb has other plans, the lobby of this historical building gives Retro some nostalgia tingles and Vendell is starting to feel like they are working with their parents... Can Jeb ever stick to a plan? What will the Steve building reveal to...

Something has to be done about Ryuichi's head, it's a top priority for Sano and the crew do their best to help. After such an intense time in the badlands everyone is feeling stressed but luckily Retro has a way for them all to blow off a little steam: E-Van, Sano and Retro's Landlord has a job for them... How long will it take to work on a head in a box? What's the penthouse at Sovoil Apt Buildin...

Retro is worried about is mother, but now that Sano has found his brother and failed to convince him to give up his ways... The time for talking is over, Sano and Ryuichi are finally going to cross blades. All the while someone is holding on for dear life off the edge of a cliff. Will they be able to save them in time?  Can the crew take down a trained assassin? Is Retro's Mom really a witch?...

The Crew decide to follow Mr. Smith's tip and head to the badlands in search of Remy's mysterious Mother. Before leaving the city, the crew stop by Clive's for supplies and weapons before dealing with Night City's worst scourge, light traffic. How do you get to Clive's? What is the story behind Retro's Mom? What will they find, out there in the badlands? Only the dice will tell. A Cyberpunk advent...

The Jester threat is defeated and the crew go back to dealing with their regular problems, freeing Domino from the clutches of Arasaka. It's time to find out just what is going on and perhaps learn something about the illusive 'Mr Smith'. What would look best on Jeb? Can the crew be trusted with animals? Is Retro's past coming to Night City? Only the dice will tell. A Cyberpunk adventure continues...

Halloween concludes as the crew head out to Stanger's Shack in the desert... Will they find 'Jay' out there or is there still more to unravel in this mystery? What could all this mean, who is really behind this Halloween wild goose chase?   Happy Halloween Everyone! Will the bomb threat be true? What has Jay got in stor in the desert? Is this a Happy Halloween? Only the dice will tell. A Cybe...

Halloween continues and the crew set open the Diamond Vault Bank. Seemingly a secure place to store belongings or a hostage. Ping is in deep water and the crew don't have much time.   What will the DVB hold? Is Kitten Katch catching on? What really protects the diamonds? Only the dice will tell. A Cyberpunk adventure continues...   If you'd like to support us, We now have a Patreon! Patr...