No Kids Three Money - A Simpsons Podcast

Ned : You will notice my well dressed friend that we are pretty casual around here Mont : Yes sir i will notice that very casual Mr Nedward Ned: Don't call me Mr Nedward, Its Mr Nolan but dont call me that either, call me Ned ! Say, before we continue our tour would you mind taking some notes for me please ? Mont : Hmm lets see um.. oh no.. well uh Ned : Hahaha relax Mont at NKTM we don't believe...

Keegan : Uh Matt Neds on PBS Matt: They dont show police chases do they ? Ned On TV : Umm, its an honour to give ten thousand dollars especially now when the rich mosaic of podcast programming has made public television so very very unecessary Matt : From now on one of us always stays home Keegan : Agreed ! Welcome back to your new favourite podcast about your old favourite show, we've been away f...

Mitchberg : Host Matt Host Neddy im having a wonderful time Matt : You here 5 hours and you already fall asleep on couch, draw shafts on pricless paintings and fill pool with suntory ! Mitchberg : Not bad for a city boy huh, by the way i took the liberty of installing sims 4 on your hardrive Welcome back to a special Futurama edition of your new favourite podcast about (one ) of your old favourite...

Slick: Mitch i think you should go and record with Matt and Ned Mitch : Aw man why does everything bad have to happen to me.... Mitch : You know what always cheers me up when im feeling low ? Matt : Is it love ? Ned : Kindness ? Mitch : Ooh tough room, podcasting ! What do you got ? The Joe Rogan Experience Matt : Keep watching convert to the right wing ! Ned : Look out Mitch the crazy Elon ! Mitc...

Ned: Matt I learned everything i need to know from the hardrive whisperer Step one, seduce a lonely housewife... Now for the actual hardrive whispering *whispers* When the podcast starts, perform really bad. Welcome back to No Kids Three Money a Simpsons podcast through the lens of time, this week marks the start of Season 3, as long as Disney doesnt get their say in it ! Remember to like subscrib...

Neddy : Well Doctor I think my hardrive went pretty well on its test you can upload files to it if you would like. IT Guy : Well under the circumstances id rather not Neddy : Eh ? IT Guy : Mr Nedward I'm afraid you have the most broken hardrive in podcasting, it has everything Neddy : You mean it has storm worms IT Guy : Yes Neddy : Trojan horses IT Guy: Yes Neddy : Files of the Sims 4 IT Guy : A...

Computer Doctor : Son im afraid that hardrive is hanging by a thread Ned : But Neddy must return to recording Computer Doctor : Oh Im afraid your recording days are over my fiend byt you can always fall back on your degree in...concreting ! Ned : I know is phony trade Neddy learn nothing, NOTHING (sobs) Welcome back to your new favourite podcast about your old favourite show its No Kids Three Mone...

Listeners : Good lord theres a podcast on my feed NKTM : I put it there ! Listeners : Really NKTM : I slipped it into your algorithm as a gag Listeners : Pure hilarity, pure No Kids Three Money, we declare it the most whimsical post of the season Welcome back to your new favourite podcast about your old favourite show its No Kids Three Money back again this week with one of the most classic episod...

And so the hosts of No Kids Three Money argued long into the night about the lost audio, and then as day broke the spirit of podcasting entered their hearts. Keegan : Lets just agree that the commercialisation of podcasting is at best a mixed blessing Matt and Ned : Amen ! Welcome back to your new favourite podcast about your old favourite show its No Kids Three Money featuring absolutely no conti...

Random Service station worker : Yeah i did see some podcasters come by here with a new episode of No Kids Three Money, said they were gonna upload it soon on Youtube and all audio streaming platforms, im sorry I cant be of more help! Welcome back to No Kids Three Money for another week, remember to like and subscribe and if you have any questions or comments you can contact us at our new email nok...

Ladies and Gentlemen ! Get ready for the three wonders of the podcasting world ! Welcome to Podtopia ! He rarely talks but boy can he rock a camera setup, say hello to the baddest producer in the whole damn town Keegan ! *Welcome to the Jungle playing in background * Uh-oh it sounds like one of the hosts has a fever - enhance fever that is ! Lets hear it for Matty ! (dance music playing ) Listener...

Keegan : I cant get Matty to eat maybe if you try ? Ned :I'm 26 hours late on an edit No time for Matty. Ooh wheres the audio, this would be a lot easier without all these technical issues Back for another week its No Kids Three Money now with a brand new song to cover all the stuff we can't say (mostly Ned ) Tune ine for two great episodes to begin with before it all falls off a cliff and we have...

Matt : Hey Neddy, posting this weeks podcast Ned : You know it ! Matt : I'll probably listen to it tomorrow Ned : I hear that ! *high five, then shrug and walk away * The boys are back with two fantastic episodes before everything falls apart for season 21, tune in to hear Ned get real mad about things that dont matter ! Also available as a full video on Youtube ! EPISODES OH BROTHER WHERE ARTH TH...

Drake : Okay Chubbs you hide in the abandoned amusement park, Party the pet cemetery, Baka spooky roller disco and I’ll go skinny dipping in that lake where those sexy teens were killed 100 years ago tonight, now Kendrick I want you to *everyone screams *  Back for another week with a whole bunch of new bells and whistles on top it’s your new favourite podcast about your old favourite show !&...

Listeners : This is a joke right, I mean this is the stupidest thing ive ever heard. Hosts : Whats wrong with it ? Listeners : Well you keep mispronouncing words like ' Castellaneta ' and ' Continuity ' You make numerous threatening references to Instagram and at the end you repeat the words screw Zuckerberg over and over again. Hosts : Oh its so hard to get through three episodes Back again this...

Welcome back to another (and this time mostly sober ) Futurama special edition of No Kids Three Money ! This time we'll be covering three whole episodes, from season three in their entirety featuring Mitch ! So anyway Mitch comes in right explains these episodes yeah im like thats a number one podcast. EPISODES Amazon Women In The Mood The Luck Of The Fryrish Time Keeps On Slipping As always remem...

Now apart from keeping the audio has Neddy been exhibiting any other strange behaviour ? He quit editing, he says thats when they get ya. Back for a week of regularly scheduled programming Matt and Ned dive into one of the most important episodes of The Simpsons with Season 2 being the story of how Marge and Homer first met, before a classic season 11 episode where Bart is diagnosed with ADD and m...

Hey everybody its Mr Kilgannon lets all rush over and listen to the podcast Uh hi everybody Hi Mr killer This week Matt and Ned are joined by their good friend and longtime fan Killer, be sure to tune in to the last section of the pod where we gave Killer control of the soundboard. It was the best of sounds, it was the blurst of sounds, you stupid killer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Hi everybody! Hi Mr Quigley. This week Matt and Ned are joined by their mate Aidan who is a long time listener and lover of The Simpsons. The formula for the show is the same as usual but with 40% more handsome! As always, Instagram has an issue with Neddy but not with anything else apparently (Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder), so come over to our YouTube channel and watch al...

To start the new year off right, Matt and Ned tackle the ever challenging fuckshow that is correctly naming what season and episode it is successively. We're back with a solo camera as our man Keegs is still on holidays, so enjoy the two head honcho's letting loose with all this new found freedom of adding nothing apart from their measly notes. As always, reach out and drop a comment to be feature...

At 1AM on boxing day morning Matt and Ned thought it would be a solid idea to go ahead with the podcast they had planed for many hours and drinks earlier but anyway strap yourselves on or in for the No Kids Three Money somewhat christmas special featuring longtime guest Mitch in all his glory. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Ned have outdone themselves, not only have they succeeded with retaining their audio, they've managed to use all 3 of their camera angles. They also respond to their first ever comment from a random on their YouTube videos, and no it's not boardman... or maybe it is? You can find this podcast on Apple and Spotify or wherever you listen to your podcasts. Remember to reach out if...

Well Neddy's done it again, or his hardruve has that is so this episode is of below usual quality but still very listenable. 'Theres just a couple of echos its still good its still good !' 'It's gone Ned' 'I Know" Full video episodes available on Youtube ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Engish upload instructions ruined, must use french instructions, le podcast WHAT THE HELL IS THAT This week Matt and Ned with some actual microphone assisted help from their trusty producer Keegan delve into Season 2 Episode 6 and Season 10/20 Episode 19 and you wouldn't believe it if we told you especially if we told you for that matter but Season 20 is actually incredible this week, listen in fo...

This week Matt and Ned are joined by Mitch ( gay ) to talk about season one of Futurama and their favourite episodes whilst they slowly become more and more inebriated. So sit back, enjoy and don’t stare into the centrepiece. Has anyone ever said that… Also available on YouTube as a full video podcast ! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.