No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam open up their phones and try to talk about crying emojis. There are various types of crying emojis... and Billy and Adam want to know why. Naturally, they get sidetracked with chats on the Nickelback catalogue, new photographs, recipes, rebranding, "tips of my toes" voice mails and so much more. Plus, music by Tribe Called Quest! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Pol...

Billy and Adam take a trip to the zoo but get distracted by voice memos, animal sounds and the No Joke Olympics. In this episode, hear about Adam throwing rings on rhinos, why Giraffes are bags of wind and scorpions behind doors. Plus, the pod gets a rebrand, a VM from Australia and music from N Sync! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...

Billy and Adam reflect on the Thon. And what a Thon it was. In this episode, they talk about their 200th podcasts' successes, failures and unexpectedly touching moments. Also in the episode, they receive an international voice memo, a Pokemon bounty and five freaking wallets in the mail. Plus, the No Joke Olympics, "tips of my toes, tips of my nose," and music by Spacehog! Theme: Send Medicine - W...

The 200th episode of the No Joke Podcast is upon us. And so is... The Beg-A-Thon. In this episode, Billy and Adam host a telethon where they beg for attention. Listen to them reflect on the first 199 episodes while being treated to voice messages from friends, fans and family. Stick around for random bursts of karaoke and play along with games that look back on their ridiculous catalogue of podcas...

Billy and Adam are once again joined by Adam's parents, Susan and Jeff, to discuss their free time. Naturally, they get sidetracked into conversations about subscribing to things, raising Adam and their love of the podcast. Plus, an original song by Susan, the invention of Duraflame logs and music from Bye Bye Birdie! Sponsor: Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https:...

In the final episode of 2019, Billy and Adam are joined by HeadGum founder, Marty Michael, to discuss his role as snack selector for the HeadGum offices. How has he improved his company's snacks over the years? When have his decisions come up short? And what exactly is a Snack Nation? All of these hard hitting questions plus National Anthems, loyalty reward points and music by Bing Crosby! Theme:...

Billy and Adam grab a legal pad and talk about pens and pencils. In this episode they discuss their love of Dixon Ticonderoga, their respect for the Number 2 pencil, their disrespect for the mechanical pencil, their fear of wet pens and their love of nude pens. Plus, The Doobie Brothers, The Doobie Others and music by Pennywise! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://a...

Billy and Adam are joined by writer, comedian and friend, Dave Ross, to discuss the world of Pixar movies. Which are their favorite? What makes them different? And is Disney+ worth the purchase? Plus, a major Beg-A-Thon update, the Happy Birthday song and music by Wale! Sponsor: Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...

Billy and Adam grab their shopping bags and head to the mall. In this episode, they discuss the indoor malls they grew up in and the outdoor malls they go to now. Why are the food courts so fun? Why is the music so loud? And why are malls becoming bowling alleys and escape rooms? Plus, more Beg-A-Thon, Adam's December deal making and music by Wheatus! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Priv...

Billy and Adam discuss one of America's greatest living actors, Tom Hanks. In this episode, they look back at his iconic films and sparkling reputation. What makes him so lovable? What makes him so relatable? And did you know that his son is a rapper? Plus, "Plot or Not Plot," more Beg-A-Thon details and music by the Wonders! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to The Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art1...

Billy and Adam make a grocery list and head to the supermarket. In this episode, they discuss the different types of markets, the different types of shopping experiences, the staples they always buy and the treats they like to gift themselves. Plus, the beginning stages of Beg-A-Thon, the allure of all you can eat buffets and music by SWV! Theme: Send Medicine - Way To The Sea See Privacy Policy a...

In this late night episode, Billy and Adam get comfy and put on their pajamas. What is the ideal sleep outfit? Do they run hot or cold? And a brief introduction to feather technology. Plus, more begging, bugs in the butt and music by Fat Joe! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Sponsor: Quip See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privac...

Billy and Adam get spooky and discuss Halloween. Are they "costume guys?" When is it appropriate to eat your baby's candy? And what it is the best way to throw toilet paper in your neighbor's tree? Plus, Padma Lakshmi RTs Adam, their upcoming telethon, "Begging For Attention" and music by Kool & The Gang! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://...

BIlly and Adam hit the court to preview the upcoming NBA Season. In this episode they examine decades of Knicks failures, identify the new favorites to win the NBA title and try to find a new franchise to root for. Plus they beg for press, invite emails from their listeners and feature music by Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...

Billy and Adam get some sleep and talk about naps. Are they worth it? Should you take them? Can they be taught? Plus, Adam begs for listens, Billy insults a lullaby and music by Ghostface Killah! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's the 16th anniversary of 2003, so Billy and Adam look back at the songs that defined it. Weird idea? Yes! Listen to them fondly remember Nelly, 50 Cent, Ashanti, Justin Timberlake and other less famous pop stars. Plus, an examination of the notes app apology phenomenon, the rise of St. Louis slang and music by Tom Jones! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19...

Billy and Adam get cleaned up and discuss the world of haircuts. What makes a good one? What makes a bad one? And what is the difference between a barbershop and a salon? Plus, Billy talks about his childhood barber crush, Adam explains how he plays the field with hair cutters and music by Seth Rogen and Billy Eichner! Sponsored by Quip Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at h...

Billy and Adam try to figure out what makes a fad. Why do things spring into popularity one moment and disappear the next? And what kind of impact do they have long term? In this episode, Billy and Adam take a look back at Tamagochi, Pogs, Gangnam Style, Egg Salad and more to try and identify the reasons for their success. Plus, Billy's trip to Greece, public flubs and music by Leonard Cohen! Them...

Billy and Adam are joined by actress, friend and Serena Williams super-fan Chloé Wepper. In this episode they discuss Serena Williams' past twenty years as a tennis champion. What made her different than the other players? What challenges did she face? What records did she break? Also, Billy and Adam look back at Chloe's amazing contributions to iconic Snakes songs and music by Beyoncé! Theme: Sen...

Billy and Adam hit the stage and sing to the rafters. In this episode, they break down their favorites musicals (Les Mis and Cabaret), the most popular musicals (Hamilton and Oklahoma) and the weirdest musicals (Cats.) Plus, they take a look back at the Harvard Sailing Team musical, the work it takes to be a musical theater actor and music from The Book of Mormon! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the...

Billy and Adam get colorful. In this episode they explore a variety of colors and try to discern what they mean to them. Why is red intense? Why is green calming? Why is gray sweatpants? Plus, a surprise from Jimmy Eat World, what the No Joke listeners have learned and music from Tracy Morgan! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...

Billy and Adam get weird and talk about Al. A musical comedy icon, he is also Adam's hero. But why? In this episode, hear about Adam's recent concert going experience and how it reignited his love for Weird Al Yankovic. The voice, the hair, the orchestra, the accordion. The man is a living legend. Plus, surprising wigs, fainting in Brooklyn and music by TLC! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea S...

Billy and Adam surf the web to find the internet's best free crap. In this episode they search the Los Angeles listings on Craigslist for anything that doesn't money. Listen as Billy and Adam peruse cardboard, plants, dirt, chairs and a single pack of hot chocolate. Plus, auctions, Lyft drivers and music by Weird Al Yankovic! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea See Privacy Policy at https://art1...

Billy and Adam are joined by friend, and academic, Dave Deliema, to learn about his studies on the subject of failure. What compels someone to study failure? How does someone study failure? And what exactly constitutes a "failure?" In this episode, Billy, Adam and Dave discuss the often overlooked, and highly impactful, aspects of dealing with "failures" and how we can improve upon the practice. P...

Billy and Adam dig into the HeadGum snack cabinet to see what the HG employees and podcasters are eating. In this episode, they analyze the chips, gummies, meats and meals provided by HeadGum founder, and snack supervisor, Marty Michael. Then, they discuss what your snack choices say about you, the snacks you have to have in an office and try to figure out why there are meatballs in the HeadGum fr...