No Joke Podcast

Billy and Adam are bad guys. In this episode they discuss their favorite movie villains, the villains in the TV shows they are watching and a movie starring both of them as villains. Plus, Nick Kroll and Joe Mande, Middle Earth, American Psycho and the sounds of growling! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lust...

Billy and Adam spend the night together. In this episode they explore the greatest event in childhood history - the sleepover. What is the difference between a sleepover and “staying the night?” What scared them during their sleepovers? And why are basements so crucial? Plus, Adam gets fired, Billy dreams of 102k and music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Tw...

Billy and Adam visit the list. In this episode they randomly select nine listener suggested topics from NoJokePublicList.com. They sing, they answer a Dear Abby, they talk Messi vs. Ronaldo, Weird Al, Dungeons and Dragons and so much more. Plus, Adam addresses his penny junking scandal, Billy apologizes for a blooper and the sounds of a monster! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy S...

Billy and Adam take center court. In this episode they reflect on Serena Williams and Roger Federer’s retirements. They also take a look back on the Queen’s retirement. Plus, a discussion on the burger in the basketball game drama, the Queens Bracket that never was, their new True Crime podcast and grunting! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Inst...

Billy and Adam secure the bag. In this episode they discuss their favorite types of bags and then invent their own. Backpacks, punching, fanny packs… if it’s a bag, it’s in the episode. Plus, a discussion on the Harry Styles drama, click cultures, bag inspired songs and much more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow...

Billy and Adam travel back to 1997. The Fugees had just hit the scene. Home Improvement was the biggest show on TV. And Coolio was everywhere. In this episode, Billy and Adam revisit the nominees and winners of the 1997 Kids Choice Awards to be reminded of what pop culture looked like 25 years ago. With movie quotes from Rosie O’Donnell and Helen Hunt! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow...

Billy and Adam crown a bracket champion. In this episode they take the eight previous bracket episode winners and put them in a final bracket to see which of them… is best. Will it be a food? A friend? A hat? Listen up and find out! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram:...

Billy and Adam create their ideal Summer Camp. In this episode they try their hardest to create a cozy summer camp for kids but ultimately create a death trap for senior citizens. Jet skis, bologna, pills and shots. All summer long. Oh… and the camp is haunted. Plus, four thirsty, the sentimental sisters and a word from your counselors! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: T...

Billy and Adam enter the MCU. In this episode they try to identify the superheroes they know in Marvel movies. Iron Man. Thor. That's almost all of them. Which ones are Avengers? Which are DC? And which…  are Wandavision? Plus, Billy and Adam create their own Marvel characters, get confused about who Michael Chiklis is and identify the difference between Captain America and Captain Planet! Theme:...

Billy and Adam party hard. To celebrate their friend Jon Gabrus’ new show, “101 Places to Party Before You Die,” Billy and Adam try to reflect on their partying past. Unfortunately, they mostly get sidetracked talking about angels in pop culture, good places to cry, vodka with Corvetti and how to pronounce the word “Schnapps.” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @B...

Billy and Adam cover a topic of timely national importance, 20 Christmas Gifts Every Millennial Woman Wanted in 2006. Referencing an article they found from 2017, Billy and Adam discuss iPods, Aeropostale, American Girl Dolls, Zac Efron and more. Plus, new hype, old hemp and a mispronunciation of Abercrombie! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Ins...

Billy and Adam get patriotic. In this episode they start off on a serious note and briefly discuss the recent Supreme Court headlines. From there, they come up with fun and wacky ways to enjoy this 4th of July. Freeze giant spheres of ice, listen to Forrest Gump, attend a parade and hang flags with the whole family. Plus, Billy and Adam sing their favorite American tunes! Theme: Send Medicine - Wa...

Billy and Adam envision their future. In this episode they use a series of online tips to help map out common goals for the future of No Joke. Namely… getting The Jeps on the Pod and / or earning 10 dollars. Plus, dates to Gladiator, trips to The View, bible passages and a song from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafu...

Billy and Adam show off their pearly whites. In this episode they try to guess how many teeth humans have in their mouth and what those teeth are called. Then, they explain why Adam’s teeth are sunbathing on a yacht and Billy’s just got back from Vietnam. Finally, they design their ideal dentist office experience; bagels, hand-holding, live animals - the obvious stuff. Plus, a song from Snakes! Th...

Billy and Adam spend a day with the cast of Friends. In this episode they go back to the bracket format to determine which Friend is best. Rachel? Chandler? Phoebe? The Coffee Shop? Plus, a look back at previous bracket winners, trying to understand pi and a few sounds from the Friends theme song! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @Bil...

Billy and Adam get behind the deli counter for the official Sandwich Bracket. 8 sandwiches go head to head - one wins. Which sandwich would you never make at home? Which sandwich takes you to the lake? And which sandwich bangs against a building the best? Plus, deadly toothpicks, cheese ratios, how to eat leftovers and more. Plus, Billy and Adam do “a Buffer!” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea...

Billy and Adam focus on The Fab Four. In this episode, they discuss Billy’s recent trip to a Paul McCartney concert. Did he play for a long time? Did he play the hits? And was there a party bus? Plus, hikes gone wrong, trips to Mecca, an update on Giamatti google searches and fake Beatles lyrics! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @Bill...

Billy and Adam find out how much their computers really know them. In this episode, they type the beginning of questions and phrases into Google to see what Google thinks they are going to write. Plus, Billy’s and Adam's net worth, a film about allergies and alternative lyrics to 311 songs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafu...

Billy and Adam go galactic. In this episode they attempt to see what they currently know about Star Wars but get seriously sidetracked. Topics include constipation, relocation, breakfast dates, late nights and the state of singing telegrams. Plus, an alternative phrase for British people! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri...

Billy and Adam celebrate Earth Day the only way they know how... surrounded by leaf blowers. Topics include exploding lakes, rocks that run, houses on stilts and yoga ball moons. Plus, Mother Nature vs Mother Earth, cigar smoking babies and music from Harvard Sailing Team! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lus...

Billy is moving and Adam helps him get his groove back. In this episode, Adam offers tips to make Billy's new house feel like home. Toilets that blow through walls, tunnels that take you to his address and a bunch of surfboards. Plus, Billy’s upcoming One Man Show, MTV’s Remote Control and ideas to help you get sucked through a floor! Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @Bil...

Billy meets Hieronymus. Last episode, Billy revealed that Adam starred as a character named Hieronymus on NCIS: LA. Now, Billy gets to know him. Where does he live? And why is the answer, "The sewer." Plus, rat powered wind, recording in the janitor's closet, Billy's Sports Emmy news and two Snakes songs! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagr...

It's April Fools Day so you know Billy and Adam are pranking. In this episode, they offer up some killer tricks to play on your loved ones. Plus, Adam gets arrested on NCIS, Billy outsmarts a genie, they both receive clothing from catering co-workers and much more. Plus, music from Snakes!  Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafu...

Spring has sprung and so have Billy and Adam. In this episode they do their best to talk about things with springs. Pens. Mattresses. Pogo Sticks. And... Slinkies? Plus, wheels vs. doors, unpredictable spring rolls, a failed karaoke and more. With music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: T...

Billy and Adam take taxes into their own hands. For the government. In this episode they come up with new taxes for public irritants. Turned without using a turn signal? You're getting a tax. Are your Christmas lights still out in February? Sorry. That's a tax too. Plus, listener suggested CVS tracks, Adam the video guy and scenes from the upcoming film, My Father The Toddler!  Theme: Send Medicin...