No, It's Fine...

Henry is freedom fighting in the mountains of Afghanistan and thus a substitute is called up and a star is... reborn. Kelsey Cartwright guest hosts in a robe. Topics include her rise to whoredom, not Hamas, and cookies.

The podcast starts off with a special word from the great Alex Jones. From there, the boys disappear down a rabbit hole of ideas for the world after it all ends. A former featured character returns and the fellas make plans for the big YouTube return.

Is world war 3 just around the corner? Or is this just all a big goof by Iran? Either way, the boys have all the prepping advice you could need.

The boys find a magical recipe and want to share it with the world. Trump is essentially a roast comic and there's a new vape turning the boys into bartenders.

The boys discuss the new controversy surrounding Joe DeRosa. Then they get into the issues in Israel and solve the problem completely.

Jazz Babies, what else can be said. There's a new trend on the internet where everyone names their favorite racial slurs for whites, we join in and let those dirty whites know.

Lauren Boebert gets caught on a first date from high school, but we want answers. We explain our YouTube situation and the rollout of censorship. Then we get into important things like Ukraine and their need of protective wear from covid.

Henry goes back in for a taste on a hot chip and the results are staggering. Matt rambles his way through topics to try and help Henry in hard times, but the suffering is rivaled only by that of our Russian brothers and sisters.

Ron DeSantis is a goofball and we are having a hard time taking him seriously. But is he a robot? An Alien? WE have all the answers

Tucker Carlson is out there making some claims and we are here for the drama. First, the Obama's chef was killed and now Obama is known to cavort with men and drugs?

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Alex Jones issued the warning that a TSA source warned him that COVID lockdowns are coming back... the boys are here to contract it. Super spreading is the only way to spread the love.

The boys kick things off discussing Will Smith and his devil worship. They get into what theoretical drug use might look like and then it's time for Hanky Pranky. Henry is still interested in Jehovah's Witnesses and wants to know their stance on these aliens.

The boys learn the ins and outs of sex contracts. Donald Trump is going to jail and he's going to make it so great.

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Andrew Shulz apparently went on the Nelk Boys/Full Send/whatever they are calling it podcast and it broke bad. Turns out there's a lot of fake people in LA and Shulz wasn't there for it. Meanwhile, Matt gets drunk and the boys weigh in on RFK.

Tucker Carlson unleashed is fun, especially when pitted against system politicians. Henry is buying land and a new studio is forming. Plus, we discuss the porn we like in depth...

It takes a minute, but Matt and Henry deep dive into the conspiracies surrounding two plumbers. Is Dr. Mario the third brother? Well, his name isn't Troy- he's up to something far more sinister.

The alphabet folks are back at it and now they have a prayer. The boys talk deportation, the problems with rich kid prep schools, and a super rich and famous old quarterback has a new love.

Putin is fleeing, the Warner troops are on the way. Did the CIA fund them? a sub full of rich folk implodes and the navy totally knew about it the whole time, wink.

Trump has been indicted and the boys are here for it- although maybe not for the reasons everyone else is. Meanwhile, aliens land in Las Vegas and there's audio. Plus, the HOA is calling.

Henry stopped by Super Cao Nguyen and came home with a surprise: Natto. The boys grub on some beans and dish on some potential uses for the product.

The boys revisit their pokemon first loves. But! Britney Griner is back, and they are still terrible. Digimon was dumb, Yugioh was suspect. Pride is upon us! Join the fun and say no to hate.

The boys are here to weigh in on the Target controversy with a simple message- buy,buy,buy. Also there's talk of personal experiences, fat people eating potatoes, and what to do if you find yourself accused by your wife of knowing too much about free texting apps.

The dudes delve into the realm on food reviews and aren't disappointed. Henry hath found a banger. Plus, Matt teaches Henry how CIS people smell like piss.