No Hugging, No Learning

"Elaine tries to change a gay man; George and his date have similar problems." -Original Air Date: 2/16/1995- This week we're talking about The Beard, our Tupperware preferences, making some quick cash from the police and an iffy gesture between Jerry and Elaine. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sti...

"A Special one hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. " -Original Air Date: 2/2/1995- This week we're talking about Highlights of a Hundred, Ted's attempt at math, clips that should have been included that weren't (and vice versa) and it's our unofficial two-year anniversary show! Thank you so much for sticking with us for two years, here's to another...two years or whatever (how...

"A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice." -Original Air Date: 1/26/1995- This week we're talking about The Scofflaw, the price of parking, Hair Club for Men and we revisit the agility and sheer nimbleness of Newman! We also discuss Jerry Seinfeld breaking his podcast silence on Marc Maron's WTF! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thin...

"Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts." -Original Air Date: 1/19/1995- This week we're talking about The Label Maker, Tim never playing Risk, the first instance of George's fondness of velvet and Newman's surprising agility. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 st...

"Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate." -Original Air Date: 1/5/1995- This week we're talking about The Switch, Ted's short shorts, experiences with bathroom attendants and what part of the episode would be "tough sell" in today's world. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving...

"Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race." -Original Air Date: 12/15/1994- This week we're talking about The Race, when is the right time to stop playing Christmas music, Elaine dating a Bernie Bro and lots of good, old-fashioned communism. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Huggi...

"George hires an unattractive secretary." -Original Air Date: 12/8/1994- This week we're talking about The Secretary, moisturizer being the LEAST manly thing ever, the return of Bania and how this premise totally falls apart in the modern day. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a...

"George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight." -Original Air Date: 11/17/1994- This week we're talking about The Mom and Pop Store, WFBB, Jerry making fashion worse than it needs to be and Elaine absolutely blowing it. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving...

"Jerry regrets accepting a designer suit from an obnoxious comedian." -Original Air Date: 11/10/1994- This week we're talking about The Soup, being introduced to Kenny Bania, something that Ted has done that apparently nobody else ever has and what DOES count as a meal. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learn...

"Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash; guest Maurice Godin." -Original Air Date: 11/3/1994- This week we're talking about The Gymnast, toilet seat privilege, Ted eating out of the trash and Kramer having an in for raw gymnastics footage. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the firs...

"Elaine dates the guy who delivered Jerry's new couch." -Original Air Date: 10/27/1994- This week we're talking about The Couch, watching movies in place of reading books, everyone's stance on abortion and when does a pizza become a pizza. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 st...

"George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems." -Original Air Date: 10/13/1994- This week we're talking about The Chinese Woman, Jerry being "a little racist", Kramer flipping and flopping and Frank's lawyer wearing a cape.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning st...

"Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive." -Original Air Date: 10/6/1994- This week we're talking about The Pledge Drive, very good ADR (for a change), how we flip people off and deep-voiced comedians. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker by giving us a 5 star rating and a wr...

"Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks cause him trouble." -Original Air Date: 9/29/1994- This week we're talking about The Big Salad, a weird personality pivot for Jerry, OJ Simpson's police chase and George being a pioneer of gender-neutral toys? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for...

"Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a beauty contestant; guest Ian Abercrombie " -Original Air Date: 9/22/1994- This week we're talking about The Chaperone, George having a weird amount of influence in the Yankees organization, awful metal song names, Jackie Onassis and Kramer being a Miss America buff.  This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first t...

"George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; guests Dedee Pfeiffer, Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford, French Stewart." -Original Air Date: 5/19/1994- This week we're talking about The Opposite, Lippman having Coronavirus, a YouTube trend that Ted is unfamiliar with and the return (and farewell?) of TINA! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing....

"Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked during a weekend at the beach." -Original Air Date: 5/12/1994- This week we're talking about The Hamptons, George "inventing" another staple of modern hip-hop culture, commercial lobster fishing and shrinkage. Read "Erie's Podcast Feed" by Jonathan Burdick, which features this show, here! This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Sei...

"George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club." -Original Air Date: 5/5/1994- This week we're talking about The Fire, Bozo the Clown, the weirdest scene ever that ends in a severed appendage and things that sound VERY bad when taken out of contex...

"Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George sells his dad's clothes; Jerry and his girlfriend have a hard time finding privacy." -Original Air Date: 4/28/1994- This week we're talking about The Raincoats, instantly getting character names, Jerry not thinking of the most obvious solution to his problem and someone who "likes to watch". This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show abou...

"Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry." -Original Air Date: 3/17/1994- This week we're talking about The Wife, not being able to order the same thing as someone else, peeing in public places and how tanning beds work....

"When Kramer is hired as a stand-in actor on a soap opera, he befriends a "little person". But his advice on how to look taller doesn't sit well with the midget's other friends. Elsewhere, George is ready to break up with his girlfriend." -Original Air Date: 2/24/1994- This week we're talking about The Stand-In, getting introduced to a BUNCH of characters at once, knowing absolutely nothing about...

"Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays." -Original Air Date: 2/17/1994- This week we're talking about The Pie, dumpy guys, Jerry and Elaine's sexual history and a HUGE twist ending. This is No Hugging, N...

"George poses as a marine biologist; guest Carol Kane." -Original Air Date: 2/10/1994- This week we're talking about The Marine Biologist, how much we think book deals are worth, the correct pronunciation of Titleist and War...what is it good for? This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Hugging, No Learning sticker  by giving...

"En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned." -Original Air Date: 2/3/1994- This week we're talking about The Dinner Party, Tim never hearing about a black and white cookie, Kramer continuing to think that anything sex-related is hilarious, the social faux...

"Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking." -Original Air Date: 1/6/1994- This week we're talking about The Stall, Tony the Mimbo, 900 numbers and how Jerry treats anything sexual like he's 70 years old. This is No Hugging, No Learning, the show about one thing...watching Seinfeld for the first time. Get a FREE No Huggi...